
gran rey de los nekkid |
Well you did it.. Good job... Hope your happy..
You want some more? Try this on for size:
Different group, different GM. We are in a goblin lair, and enter the bedchambers of the head goblin. We start fighting the boss and a couple of his bodyguards. Meanwhile, the boss's harem is throwing stuff at us to distract us. Then the GM gives this lovely bit of flavor text:GM: "You notice that the random plates and pillows and such that the harem had been throwing at you has been replaced with various, more phallic objects. You" *points at another player* "get hit in the face with a gimp mask. Looking over, you see that one of the female goblins is now naked, and lying on her back with her legs up in the air. Another one is holding her legs, and using them to aim at you at the first begins machine-gunning ping-pong balls at the party."
This is an incredibly appropriate moment to be ToP.

captain yesterday |

Captain Cap Captain, Captain wrote:That's good Too but I wanted to do "Super Human Samurai Cyber squad".gran rey de los mono wrote:I call Blue Lion!captain yesterday wrote:So, you're saying we'd have to Tron you into the internet somehow?Very_sad_vidmaster7 wrote:I'm a little sad no one else commented about the suggested Fawtl Paizocon game.I play in person or not at all.
Sorry!
Voltron is the only tron I know.

Completly horrified Vidmaster7 |
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Completly horrified Vidmaster7 wrote:Well you did it.. Good job... Hope your happy..You want some more? Try this on for size:
Different group, different GM. We are in a goblin lair, and enter the bedchambers of the head goblin. We start fighting the boss and a couple of his bodyguards. Meanwhile, the boss's harem is throwing stuff at us to distract us. Then the GM gives this lovely bit of flavor text:** spoiler omitted **
This is an incredibly appropriate moment to be ToP.
I can not emphasis how much I regret reading that spoiler.

gran rey de los mono |
Vidmaster7 wrote:Voltron is the only tron I know.Captain Cap Captain, Captain wrote:That's good Too but I wanted to do "Super Human Samurai Cyber squad".gran rey de los mono wrote:I call Blue Lion!captain yesterday wrote:So, you're saying we'd have to Tron you into the internet somehow?Very_sad_vidmaster7 wrote:I'm a little sad no one else commented about the suggested Fawtl Paizocon game.I play in person or not at all.
Sorry!
What, no Ultron? Magnetron? Tronny Tron and the Love Ma-Tron? Tron Tron Tron Tron Tron Tron Spam Tron and Tron? UpTron Funk?

gran rey de los mono |
gran rey de los nekkid wrote:I can not emphasis how much I regret reading that spoiler.Completly horrified Vidmaster7 wrote:Well you did it.. Good job... Hope your happy..You want some more? Try this on for size:
Different group, different GM. We are in a goblin lair, and enter the bedchambers of the head goblin. We start fighting the boss and a couple of his bodyguards. Meanwhile, the boss's harem is throwing stuff at us to distract us. Then the GM gives this lovely bit of flavor text:** spoiler omitted **
This is an incredibly appropriate moment to be ToP.
You're welcome.

Vidmaster7 |

captain yesterday wrote:What, no Ultron? Magnetron? Tronny Tron and the Love Ma-Tron? Tron Tron Tron Tron Tron Tron Spam Tron and Tron? UpTron Funk?Vidmaster7 wrote:Voltron is the only tron I know.Captain Cap Captain, Captain wrote:That's good Too but I wanted to do "Super Human Samurai Cyber squad".gran rey de los mono wrote:I call Blue Lion!captain yesterday wrote:So, you're saying we'd have to Tron you into the internet somehow?Very_sad_vidmaster7 wrote:I'm a little sad no one else commented about the suggested Fawtl Paizocon game.I play in person or not at all.
Sorry!
I know I talk to him a lot but I just wanted to officially say I do not support all or most of his antics.

gran rey de los mono |
gran rey de los mono wrote:No the all powerful wish granting ghost.Vidmaster7 wrote:Flibbertigibbet?gran rey de los mono wrote:One word... Flabber.Vidmaster7 wrote:I'll be happy as long as we don't do "Tattoo Teenaged Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills".What about Big Bad Beetleborgs?
Ohhh...Flubber.

gran rey de los mono |
gran rey de los mono wrote:I know I talk to him a lot but I just wanted to officially say I do not support all or most of his antics.captain yesterday wrote:What, no Ultron? Magnetron? Tronny Tron and the Love Ma-Tron? Tron Tron Tron Tron Tron Tron Spam Tron and Tron? UpTron Funk?Vidmaster7 wrote:Voltron is the only tron I know.Captain Cap Captain, Captain wrote:That's good Too but I wanted to do "Super Human Samurai Cyber squad".gran rey de los mono wrote:I call Blue Lion!captain yesterday wrote:So, you're saying we'd have to Tron you into the internet somehow?Very_sad_vidmaster7 wrote:I'm a little sad no one else commented about the suggested Fawtl Paizocon game.I play in person or not at all.
Sorry!
It's kind of rude of you to disavow captain yesterday like that.

Vidmaster7 |

Vidmaster7 wrote:Ohhh...Flubber.gran rey de los mono wrote:No the all powerful wish granting ghost.Vidmaster7 wrote:Flibbertigibbet?gran rey de los mono wrote:One word... Flabber.Vidmaster7 wrote:I'll be happy as long as we don't do "Tattoo Teenaged Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills".What about Big Bad Beetleborgs?
No flubber is the green bouncy stuff with Robin Williams.

gran rey de los mono |
gran rey de los mono wrote:No flubber is the green bouncy stuff with Robin Williams.Vidmaster7 wrote:Ohhh...Flubber.gran rey de los mono wrote:No the all powerful wish granting ghost.Vidmaster7 wrote:Flibbertigibbet?gran rey de los mono wrote:One word... Flabber.Vidmaster7 wrote:I'll be happy as long as we don't do "Tattoo Teenaged Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills".What about Big Bad Beetleborgs?
Pretty sure that's Jumanji Juice.

Vidmaster7 |

How to kill my motivation to work today in three easy steps.
1. It's Monday
2. It's cold
3. It's a cold Monday.Honestly, erase step two, and three and I'm otherwise all good.
Darn IT like in all honesty I thought today was Sunday... Oh wait that means I only have two more days of work... sway.
Oh right it's because I ran my online game a day late this week. all jumbled up.

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(1) Happy B-day, Limey!
(2) Yeah, I don't tend to like gaming with people I don't know because my style doesn't mesh well with others. So I avoid random pick-up games. I don't ever game at cons.
(3) My younger brother's girlfriend organized a Mother's Day Zoom session with the whole family. Amazingly enough, we all got along well and crazy sister-in-law went out of her way to be overtly friendly to GothBard. It was a Good Thing. I'm going to do another one for my birthday.

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So, here's my biggest peeve of the current messaging coming out about reopening the state and the country: Everything is focused on which businesses can open when.
So... GothBard wants to start doing the Wednesday and Sunday games at Shiro's again. California has a 4-phase reopening plan. In which phase can we have a social gathering of 5 people?
We know it's illegal right now (Phase 1), but not a single article nor FAQ I found on California's phases addresses social visits; it's all about business.
Because as usual, business is far more important than humanity.
Grr...

captain yesterday |

captain yesterday wrote:PICS of the transformer Pergola! (Once completed) Or it didn't happen! :)Digging canals for water to drain (and I guess technically to put gas and electric lines under what will be a patio and transforming pergola).
9 year old me is very proud of me.
I will PM you my phone number so I can send pics of my jobs and sight seeing.
Otherwise I'm sure the boss will post the video and a ton of pictures on our Facebook page.

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What platform would we play on? Who would DM?
Advanced questions: Can me and gran play a Ettin? Each one of us would be a head we each control half of the body. Imma need y'all to go ahead and admit that would be both the funniest and most annoying thing ever.
Will freehold have to play a follower of Calistria or is it optional?
Its been mostly offerings of organized play, but you dont need to know anything about it if you show up with a fresh lvl1 from the core rulebook.
Sign ups are trough warhorn.I would be GMing. I wrote a scenario for organized play I could run for you guys. We'd have more leway if I only get FAWTLs signed up.
Probably roll20/discord?

lisamarlene |

Vidmaster7 wrote:What platform would we play on? Who would DM?
Advanced questions: Can me and gran play a Ettin? Each one of us would be a head we each control half of the body. Imma need y'all to go ahead and admit that would be both the funniest and most annoying thing ever.
Will freehold have to play a follower of Calistria or is it optional?
Its been mostly offerings of organized play, but you dont need to know anything about it if you show up with a fresh lvl1 from the core rulebook.
Sign ups are trough warhorn.I would be GMing. I wrote a scenario for organized play I could run for you guys. We'd have more leway if I only get FAWTLs signed up.
Probably roll20/discord?
I like the idea in principle, but right now I'm just trying to get through the last week of school year and parent conferences. I worked most of the weekend and I'm still not caught up.