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9 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Quentin Coldwater wrote:

I've been summoned!

Human Steve is clearly an Android who thinks he's a human. He usually introduces himself with "Hello, I am Human Steve. I like doing human things, such as breathing, having emotions, and paying taxes," or a variation thereof. Whenever we're asked to do a thing, I usually reply with, "ooh, a stealth mission. Being stealthy is one of my favourite human hobbies!" (Replace "stealth" with whatever is applicable.)
In one mission we had to go undercover, so I disguised myself as an Android. At some point I had to break character, because I'd realised I was a human playing an android playing a human playing an android, and I needed to lie down for a bit.

He he! That's great! (Except for the "having to lie down for a bit" part).

{adjusts imaginary nerd glasses} In the Transformers: Prime TV cartoon, the Vehicons were the nameless look-alike Decepticon troops/mooks. At one point, fans decided to nickname whichever onscreen Red Shirt Vehicon that suffered abuse/damage/death (often undeserved) from his bosses (and the Autobot) as "Steve." Years later, during IDW's comic adaptation, Steve the Vehicon was officially made canon, having taken his name from a human advertisement.


I met Cy-Kill once. He wasn't very vicious. And kinda short.


Freehold DM wrote:
triple changes are energon hogs! Be energon efficient, like your hero, Freehold.

You're going to lecture me about triple-changers being energy-inefficient after all the energy wasted in a war lasting for frelling millions of years?!


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Drejk wrote:
Bumblebee is not a Beetle! *shakes first*

Correct. He is a frisbee/upside-down bowl.

>_>

<_<

And Soundwave is a lamppost.


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All I've learned from this is that:

1) It's always Happy Hour somewhere in the world.
b) No matter where you go, there you are.
- Therefore -
π) It's always Happy Hour where you are.


Cap'n Yesterday FaWtL Insurance wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
I have an Orthos.

Make sure it's the right one.

That's how you get reptoid infestations.

Or Lectroid infestations.


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Vanykrye wrote:
I don't mind traveling for my job, but that office makes me go bat guano crazy.

When life gives you bat guano, start looking for sulfur, rock salt, and charcoal... and viola! You've got dragon's bane.


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Shhhh... you're going to summon Gunter


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I also also blame Cosmo (and Captain Yesterday) for thinking either of these new aliases were a good idea.