Deep 6 FaWtL

[Aberzombie]

nekkid chick sayings!

[Flame Goblin]

Hmm. It seems some people refuse to be scared off the forums. Time for more funny posts!

Oh, and I'm not talking about the London Tryouts thread.

[Aberzombie]

Flame Goblin wrote:

Hmm. It seems some people refuse to be scared off the forums.

In order to scare people off, something has to be...you know...scary. About the only thing around here that might qualify is Sebastian in a thong.

[Gark the Goblin]

Aberzombie wrote:

Flame Goblin wrote:

Hmm. It seems some people refuse to be scared off the forums.

In order to scare people off, something has to be...you know...scary. About the only thing around here that might qualify is Sebastian in a thong.

I'm talkin' at you! No interrupting!

Fine, I mean "annoyed off the forums."

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Huzzah!

[Aberzombie]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Flame Goblin wrote:

Hmm. It seems some people refuse to be scared off the forums.

In order to scare people off, something has to be...you know...scary. About the only thing around here that might qualify is Sebastian in a thong.

I'm talkin' at you! No interrupting!

Fine, I mean "annoyed off the forums."

In order to annoy people off the forums, one first has to be considered....

[Aberzombie]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Huzzah!

Amen!

[Aberzombie]

Alrighty folks. I'm off for tonight. Have a good night my fellow FAWTLies!!

[Crimson Jester]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

silverhair2008 wrote:

AH, no comment on Jess' comment.

Are you FRENCH?

Mais oui je le suis.

[TriOmegaZero]

Freehold DM wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

And you have my Axe. Oh um yeah.... you sold me as well :D

I'd wear it to Paizo Con, along with my custom embroidered TOZ visor!

DOOD! You have an embroidered VISOR?!?! That's AWESOME!!

Just ordered it the other day, so I'd have it on hand.

[ΩΩΩ0]

I have a turban.

[Treppa]

I'm never gonna do it without my fez on.

[Mothman]

Hello.

[Mothman]

What a weird world we live in.

[Rev Rosey]

Solnes wrote:

lynora wrote:

Yes, that is a very good excuse. The pieces are so tiny...and sharp, so very, very sharp. >.<

Why is it always OUR feet that finds these things...

Lego-foot = Agony = Does not contribute to morning serenity.

Son got payback for frequent yelling when I washed an entire Magic deck. That was not a good day.

EDIT: Posting a reply a day after the post is bad, I'm aware. Forgive. Just got home and still a little jet-lagged.

[Aberzombie]

GOOD MORNING MY FELLOW FAWTLIES!!!!

[Aberzombie]

I don't want to spend the rest of my life
Looking at the barrel of an Armalite
I don't want to spend the rest of my days
Keeping out of trouble like the soldiers say
I don't want to spend my time in hell
Looking at the walls of a prison cell
I don't ever want to play the part
Of a statistic on a government chart

There has to be an invisible sun
It gives its heat to everyone
There has to be an invisible sun
That gives us hope when the whole day's done

It's dark all day and it glows all night
Factory smoke and acetylene light
I face the day with me head caved in
Looking like something that the cat brought in

There has to be an invisible sun
It gives its heat to everyone
There has to be an invisible sun
That gives us hope when the whole day's done

And they're only going to change this place
By killing everybody in the human race
They would kill me for a cigarette
But I don't even wanna die just yet

There has to be an invisible sun
It gives its heat to everyone
There has to be an invisible sun
That gives us hope when the whole day's done

[TriOmegaZero]

Aberzombie wrote:

GOOD MORNING MY FELLOW FAWTLIES!!!!

I'm awake! I'm awake!

[Kajehase]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

GOOD MORNING MY FELLOW FAWTLIES!!!!

I'm awake! I'm awake!

I've just had dinner!!

[Aberzombie]

Kajehase wrote:

I've just had dinner!!

DAMNIT!!! Now I'm hungry!!

[Kajehase]

So I went down to see if some books I'd ordered from a Swedish web-store had arrived yet (Heaven's Needle by Liane Merciel, Academae of Secrets, and The Harrowing - and what do I find if not just that package, but a fill-up-half-the-mailbox-sized package from Paizo! Master of Devils and Inner Sea Magic here I come!

Spoiler:

This may have been the exclamation-mark riddled post I've made anywhere on the web.

[Kajehase]

Aberzombie wrote:

Kajehase wrote:

I've just had dinner!!

DAMNIT!!! Now I'm hungry!!

*tosses the Aberzombie some neo-nazi brain* Take this, it's not like its former owner was using it.

[TriOmegaZero]

Aberzombie wrote:

Kajehase wrote:

I've just had dinner!!

DAMNIT!!! Now I'm hungry!!

I just had lunch!

[Aberzombie]

Kajehase wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Kajehase wrote:

I've just had dinner!!

DAMNIT!!! Now I'm hungry!!

*tosses the Aberzombie some neo-nazi brain* Take this, it's not like its former owner was using it.

Sorry, I don't eat junk food.

[Aberzombie]

Time for my class.

[Freehold DM]

Man, I need to get me some breakfast.

[Crimson Jester]

Mothman wrote:

What a weird world we live in.

Preach it brother.

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Rev Rosey wrote:

Solnes wrote:

lynora wrote:

Yes, that is a very good excuse. The pieces are so tiny...and sharp, so very, very sharp. >.<

Why is it always OUR feet that finds these things...

Lego-foot = Agony = Does not contribute to morning serenity.

Son got payback for frequent yelling when I washed an entire Magic deck. That was not a good day.

EDIT: Posting a reply a day after the post is bad, I'm aware. Forgive. Just got home and still a little jet-lagged.

Nope in this thread - catching up a few days later and replying to old posts is perfectly acceptable. In fact, its encouraged it's just the type of OCD behavior that keeps the thread going.

[Rev Rosey]

The weeds ... the weeds ... they mock me.

Left the garden in perfectly acceptable and weed-free condition. Come home and find bloody, bloody bindweed taking over again. It's an invasion I tells thee.

[Crimson Jester]

Rev Rosey wrote:

The weeds ... the weeds ... they mock me.

Left the garden in perfectly acceptable and weed-free condition. Come home and find bloody, bloody bindweed taking over again. It's an invasion I tells thee.

could be worse, could be Okra.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Good morning, FAWTLies. So, as I was getting caught up on the back pages, I learn

1. Solnes will make up for her absence in one day and
2. CrimJ still thinks he has a sense of humor and
3. Iraq may be what makes TOZ crazy and
4. Gark was not the victim of kidnapping and
5. Rev Rosey has a WEED problem.

[Emperor7]

Rev Rosey wrote:

The weed ... the weed ...

Left the garden in perfectly acceptable and weed-free condition.

Now your garden will be really, really hungry...

[Urinsane]

Kajehase wrote:

So I went down to see if some books I'd ordered from a Swedish porn web-store had arrived yet...

FIFY

Nice!

[Callous Jack]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

5. Rev Rosey has a WEED problem.

Are you harassing another poster?

[Rev Rosey]

Emperor7 wrote:

Rev Rosey wrote:

The weed ... the weed ...

Left the garden in perfectly acceptable and weed-free condition.

Now your garden will be really, really hungry...

I am assuaging the garden munchies with chemicals this very afternoon. Weedol to the rescue. Suck on that, bindwind. This is war.

[TriOmegaZero]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

3. Iraq may be what makes TOZ crazy and

May?

I re-enlisted for this.

Twice.

[Treppa]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

3. Iraq may be what makes TOZ crazy and

May?

I re-enlisted for this.

Twice.

At least it's lucrative.

Right?

[Crimson Jester]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

3. Iraq may be what makes TOZ crazy and

May?

I re-enlisted for this.

Twice.

This explains OH, SO MUCH.

[Mike Welham]

Kajehase wrote:

So I went down to see if some books I'd ordered from a Swedish web-store had arrived yet (Heaven's Needle by Liane Merciel, Academae of Secrets, and The Harrowing - and what do I find if not just that package, but a fill-up-half-the-mailbox-sized package from Paizo! Master of Devils and Inner Sea Magic here I come!

** spoiler omitted **

ARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Puff the Magic Dragon]

Callous Jack wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

5. Rev Rosey has a WEED problem.

Are you harassing another poster?

Hey, share or get harassed is the law of the Fawtlungle.

[Drag the magic puffin]

Puff the Magic Dragon wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

5. Rev Rosey has a WEED problem.

Are you harassing another poster?

Hey, share or get harassed is the law of the Fawtlungle.

Heeeyyy Puff long time no see *cacaw*

[Billy O'Range]

Aberzombie wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

taig wrote:

Treppa wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Yeah, when I tell some people my great-grandparents came off the boat from Ireland, they start looking at me like I'm going to kick their teeth in and steal their watch.

Seriously? That's silly. Everyone knows to steal iPads, not watches. Eyes Taig

Justin has one too! And he lives closer!

Yea but I am also Irish!

I'm half Irish, half Scottish.

Which, ironically, may not make you Scots-Irish.

[TriOmegaZero]

Treppa wrote:

At least it's lucrative.

Right?

30K a year? Tax-free, yes, but...

Crimson Jester wrote:

This explains OH, SO MUCH.

I kno, rite?

You're lookin' at a FIVE-TIME CHAMP!

[Gruumash .]

Aberzombie wrote:

I don't want to spend the rest of my life

Looking at the barrel of an Armalite
I don't want to spend the rest of my days
Keeping out of trouble like the soldiers say
I don't want to spend my time in hell
Looking at the walls of a prison cell
I don't ever want to play the part
Of a statistic on a government chart

There has to be an invisible sun
It gives its heat to everyone
There has to be an invisible sun
That gives us hope when the whole day's done

It's dark all day and it glows all night
Factory smoke and acetylene light
I face the day with me head caved in
Looking like something that the cat brought in

There has to be an invisible sun
It gives its heat to everyone
There has to be an invisible sun
That gives us hope when the whole day's done

And they're only going to change this place
By killing everybody in the human race
They would kill me for a cigarette
But I don't even wanna die just yet

There has to be an invisible sun
It gives its heat to everyone
There has to be an invisible sun
That gives us hope when the whole day's done

I love the police and this song heck the whole album.

[Gruumash .]

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening everyone. How goes things?

Another beautiful day on good old planet Earth. Happy to be alive and kicking and alittle dose of sarcasm, joy, empathy and undertanding to be continued through out the day.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

You're lookin' at a FIVE-TIME CHUMP!

FIFY.

[lynora]

Rev Rosey wrote:

Solnes wrote:

lynora wrote:

Yes, that is a very good excuse. The pieces are so tiny...and sharp, so very, very sharp. >.<

Why is it always OUR feet that finds these things...

Lego-foot = Agony = Does not contribute to morning serenity.

Son got payback for frequent yelling when I washed an entire Magic deck. That was not a good day.

EDIT: Posting a reply a day after the post is bad, I'm aware. Forgive. Just got home and still a little jet-lagged.

No worries about the speed of reply. We do that all the time. :)

As for the washing of the Magic deck...o.O
I feel so much better about this week's laundry mishaps now. They weren't anything like that bad. :)

[Callous Jack]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

You're lookin' at a FIVE-TIME CHUMP!

FIFY.

Oh snap.

[TriOmegaZero]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

You're lookin' at a FIVE-TIME CHIMP!

FIFY.

DOUBLE FIX'D!

[Karelzarath]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

You're lookin' at a FIVE-TIME CHOMP!

FIFY.

DOUBLE FIX'D!

TRIPLE FIXED! And somewhat painful.