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How does it right a word?
Also put some pants on!
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I still don't get this avocado toast thing? Is it toast with an avocado spread? Is it good?
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Your opinion may be biased.
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My point is... Wha chu gon do wit that onion foo?
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Eat it.
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat itGet yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
♫ Feet it, Meat it ♫
♫ Show some hunts and leave in pieces ♫
♫ Knowin' hot monkey and wrong is now right ♫
♫ Zit's cousin's batter strong or uptight ♫
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I wish for good heal checks from your physicians John!
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I get my stitches removed tomorrow.
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You payed your dues for all that snitching then.
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Bikes are made of regrets. My legs are complete jelly, and I've yet to manage more than 3 miles without wishing for death.
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gran is correct. Avocado is disgusting.
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I get my stitches removed tomorrow.
And your Lilos removed the day after.
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Bikes are made of regrets. My legs are complete jelly, and I've yet to manage more than 3 miles without wishing for death.
RIDE FREE SCINT! STRENGTHEN THOSE LEGS! THE UPHILL TORTURE IS WORTH THE DOWNHILL FLIGHT! MAY YOUR ENEMIES KNOW ONLY REGRET!
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gran is correct. Avocado is disgusting.
DRUNKEN LIES! AVOCADO ES PARA DESAYUNO! CON TORTILLAS Y QUESO Y CAFE CON LECHE!
gran is correct. Avocado is disgusting.DRUNKEN LIES! AVOCADO IS FOR BREAKFAST! CON TORTILLAS Y QUESO Y CAFE CON LECHE!
I am at work, but unfortunately not drunk. If I was drunk it would make the conference call I've been on for the last hour+ make more sense.
I also don't do chips w/queso for breakfast. And as a general rule I don't drink coffee, and I don't put milk in it on the rare times I do.
Your breakfast is very different from mine.
And avocados are still gross.
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gran is correct. Avocado is disgusting.DRUNKEN LIES! AVOCADO IS FOR BREAKFAST! CON TORTILLAS Y QUESO Y CAFE CON LECHE!I am at work, but unfortunately not drunk. If I was drunk it would make the conference call I've been on for the last hour+ make more sense.
I also don't do chips w/queso for breakfast. And as a general rule I don't drink coffee, and I don't put milk in it on the rare times I do.
Your breakfast is very different from mine.
And avocados are still gross.
I am going to slip you a flask before you go to work one day.
Also, chips? Bah! I am talking REAL Tortillas!
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I haven't had avacado since 1986, I should really try it again.
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I haven't had avacado since 1986, I should really try it again.
I haven't had avacado since 1986, I should really try it again.
I reminded myself how much I don't like it about 2-3 months ago.
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I haven't had avacado since 1986, I should really try it again.
You haven't had avocado since I was born.... I wonder if that is related somehow.
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Avocado, in the form of guacamole, is at its best when it's chauffeuring tacos and real not-from-a-mix margaritas into your mouth.
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As Freehold is to Joss Whedon, I am to avocado.
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I am Californian. As such, avocados are a requisite staple of my diet. I go through 2-3 a week, and GothBard has avocado toast a couple of times a month.
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As Freehold is to Joss Whedon, I am to avocado.
that's not true...that's impossible!
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I am Californian. As such, avocados are a requisite staple of my diet. I go through 2-3 a week, and GothBard has avocado toast a couple of times a month.
And here we have the Californian in his native environment. Note the brightly coloured fish pants he uses to discourage predators...Ah-ha! A wild female Californian has appeared. Note the gothic, Mary Poppins stylings. He has noticed her, but she seems indifferent to him...but what's this? He seems to be bringing her a courting gift...yes, avocados, a food most Californians seem to love. He is doing a dance around them to call her attention to them- note the flourishes with the fish pants...and yes, she is eating the avocados, taking a moment to spread them over toast.
Count me aboard the avocado abolition train. Blech. Even as guac, blech. No, just no.
We call avocados 'barristers'
We call people who serve coffee 'Grit-Ichor Wenches'.
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I swear, the people in my neighborhood are so honest it's depressing.
A couple from down the street was looking at our stuff to decide whether or not to take it, and since it didn't have a "Free" sign they weren't going to take anything.
Yes, I cannot even give stuff away without clearly indicating that it is there to be taken...
We used to have a lady in our neighborhood that would put stuff in her front yard just so someone might walk off with it and she'd be able to call the cops on them.
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As Freehold is to Joss Whedon, I am to avocado.that's not true...that's impossible!
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
I never did see the site go down for maintenance.
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I haven't had avacado since 1986, I should really try it again.
I don't think that in 1986 many people around here knew what avocado is, less saw or ate one of them...
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I haven't had avacado since 1986, I should really try it again.I don't think that in 1986 many people around here knew what avocado is, less saw or ate one of them...
Just looking at an avocado, with no idea of what it is, nobody should think, "Hmmm...I wonder what that will taste like if I put it in my mouth."
Then they do it. Nobody can really tell me why.
They they said, "Well, that was awful. I wonder if I cut it open and put that part in my mouth instead..."
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To be honest, when I hear 'avocado' I think first of kiwi (which my mother is fond of, since they are available around here), and only after some confusion remember that I constantly mix those two.
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My childhood was immensely enriched by the fact that my brother hated avocados. We were living in a tropical/subtropical area. They were cheap and frequent meal additions.
He thought I was doing him a favor to sneak them off his plate and eat them myself.
I am Californian. As such, avocados are a requisite staple of my diet. I go through 2-3 a week, and GothBard has avocado toast a couple of times a month.
This sounds quite nice!
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Just looking at an avocado, with no idea of what it is, nobody should think, "Hmmm...I wonder what that will taste like if I put it in my mouth."
Then they do it. Nobody can really tell me why.
They they said, "Well, that was awful. I wonder if I cut it open and put that part in my mouth instead..."
That describes most raw food.
Also jellies. "Hey, you know, my horse just died, let's boil it until it looks like flubber and eat that!"
I mean pineapple is a "hey, spikey-don't touch"-looking fruit. Potatoes are dirty roots. Coconuts have incredibly hard shells; if you manage to successfully get those off, you find... furry bois?
Avocados are, by comparison, quite edible-looking.
Most food origins are terrible.
Related: an awful lot of extremely intelligent scientists are really, really stupid.