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LordSynos wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

So, I've complained over and over again in multiple threads about my kids' lack of tactics.

But if you read through KSB Snow Owl's two obituaries for Curse of the Crimson Throne, you have to admit, the kids have more sense than some people...

Such... "wow"...

I got nothin'. I thought my original Rise of the Runelords group was bad. One of them committed suicide after drinking from the waters of Lamashtu on the altar in the Catacombs of Wrath and another one single-handedly killed the rest of the party after getting splashed with the liquid from the runewell. They've got nothing on that group.
You've really got to wonder how much sense those players have. At the same time though, that sounds like one crazy vicious encounter for a party of level 4 adventurers. And each time it gets worse, as their previous characters get added to their foes. :P

Some people will do anything for a cheap laugh I think.

And I don't mean by going starkers!

*gets dressed*


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Just a Mort wrote:
LordSynos wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

So, I've complained over and over again in multiple threads about my kids' lack of tactics.

But if you read through KSB Snow Owl's two obituaries for Curse of the Crimson Throne, you have to admit, the kids have more sense than some people...

Such... "wow"...

I got nothin'. I thought my original Rise of the Runelords group was bad. One of them committed suicide after drinking from the waters of Lamashtu on the altar in the Catacombs of Wrath and another one single-handedly killed the rest of the party after getting splashed with the liquid from the runewell. They've got nothing on that group.
You've really got to wonder how much sense those players have. At the same time though, that sounds like one crazy vicious encounter for a party of level 4 adventurers. And each time it gets worse, as their previous characters get added to their foes. :P

Some people will do anything for a cheap laugh I think.

And I don't mean by going starkers!

*gets dressed*

Er, that's called a "cheap thrill"...


Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

One of the other crews dropped the ball yesterday so I had to go out and salt a condo community all by my lonesome, which is always fun.

My truck doesn't have a plow, it's quite obvious it doesn't have a plow. Yet, I had three separate people ask me if I was also there to plow the street. One lady even said "Well, can't you go put one on" I said "Sure!" So she was like "really" to which I replied "no".

Don't ask an a+!%@+! question if you don't want an a&*!*~@ response.

you cant put one on? I always understood it was quite easy.

It's easier to say no.

Edit: Also, every available plow is already attached to a truck, and we didn't even get a half inch of snow (we got about a quarter inch of ice though).

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According to this site, its a cheap laugh.

RPG player archetypes wrote:

The Loonie

The guy who will do anything for a cheap laugh, including casting a fireball at ground zero.


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Just a Mort wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

Val is still sick.

The neighbor's husky was barking its fool head off at 4:30 this morning, so after I went out on the back porch to yell at it, I went to check on Val, and he was actually hungry for the first time in 48 hours.
So I made him some toast.
He ate the toast.
He went back to bed.
The dog got taken inside the neighbor's house.
I noticed we were out of bread.
I baked some bread.
I'm tired.
Thank goodness it's my day to stay home with Val and I don't have to go to work and be functional.

Good to hear that at least Val ate something because a returning appetite is one sign he's feeling better.

Did your neighbour apologise after you yelled at his/her dog?

BTW, what kitchen appliances do you need to make bread? Do you need a breadmaker or a steam oven?

Val seems to be almost entirely better. He's back to 3/4 energy (more than enough for a normal human), mostly normal appetite, and normal conversation/sense of humor.

The neighbor didn't apologize. This is Texas. They don't wave at you on the freeway when you politely let someone in front of you here, either. Is that just a West Coast thing?

Bread: I used to use the breadmaker for the knead and rise and then bake in the oven, but I discovered while I was resurrecting my grandmother's starter and refreshing my memory on how to bake her good bread that when you do it by hand, it rises better and tastes better. Even the pizza dough does. So the breadmaker is going back into the garage.
So, other than a gas oven and a good bread pan, the only tool that I use is this gizmo right here. Because I don't pay much attention to hot/cold and burn myself a lot in the kitchen because I'm thinking about ninety things at once (most of which aren't relevant to the task at hand), and with yeast, I like to be precise.


Just a Mort wrote:

According to this site, its a cheap laugh.

RPG player archetypes wrote:

The Loonie

The guy who will do anything for a cheap laugh, including casting a fireball at ground zero.

Er, no. Your nudity is a cheap thrill.

The playing is just sadness.

And now, a random but interesting video about cans.


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lisamarlene wrote:
So, other than a gas oven and a good bread pan, the only tool that I use is this gizmo right here. Because I don't pay much attention to hot/cold and burn myself a lot in the kitchen because I'm thinking about ninety things at once (most of which aren't relevant to the task at hand), and with yeast, I like to be precise.

If you cook so much, how do you still burn yourself?

My kids are utterly horrified by my "Dad hands".

Baked potatoes done? Just reach in and get 'em out. Spaghetti didn't all go into the boiling water? Reach in and push it down!

I didn't realize just how bad my hands were until I picked something up and accidentally touched my arm with it, giving myself a decent burn in the process.

Apparently I have a callus or two from cooking...

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My paw digits look normal and delicate looking but are actually slightly heat resistant. I can grab relatively hot stuff(compared to those who don't cook) without getting any ill effects. The protection is nothing compared to my Dad who has calluses from repairing heavy machinery, but rather its a nice little aesthetic looking sneaky heat resistant finish.

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NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

According to this site, its a cheap laugh.

RPG player archetypes wrote:

The Loonie

The guy who will do anything for a cheap laugh, including casting a fireball at ground zero.

Er, no. Your nudity is a cheap thrill.

The playing is just sadness.

And now, a random but interesting video about cans.

I didn't mean to go nude, I swear! It was the threads fault, not mine!

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lisamarlene wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

Val is still sick.

The neighbor's husky was barking its fool head off at 4:30 this morning, so after I went out on the back porch to yell at it, I went to check on Val, and he was actually hungry for the first time in 48 hours.
So I made him some toast.
He ate the toast.
He went back to bed.
The dog got taken inside the neighbor's house.
I noticed we were out of bread.
I baked some bread.
I'm tired.
Thank goodness it's my day to stay home with Val and I don't have to go to work and be functional.

Good to hear that at least Val ate something because a returning appetite is one sign he's feeling better.

Did your neighbour apologise after you yelled at his/her dog?

BTW, what kitchen appliances do you need to make bread? Do you need a breadmaker or a steam oven?

Val seems to be almost entirely better. He's back to 3/4 energy (more than enough for a normal human), mostly normal appetite, and normal conversation/sense of humor.

The neighbor didn't apologize. This is Texas. They don't wave at you on the freeway when you politely let someone in front of you here, either. Is that just a West Coast thing?

Bread: I used to use the breadmaker for the knead and rise and then bake in the oven, but I discovered while I was resurrecting my grandmother's starter and refreshing my memory on how to bake her good bread that when you do it by hand, it rises better and tastes better. Even the pizza dough does. So the breadmaker is going back into the garage.
So, other than a gas oven and a good bread pan, the only tool that I use is this gizmo right here. Because I don't pay much attention to hot/cold and burn myself a lot in the kitchen because I'm thinking about ninety things at once (most of which aren't relevant to the task at hand), and with yeast, I like to be precise.

Glad to hear that Val is feeling better =)

Oh my... My mom said kneading the bread was too tiring to do by hand, but I may take up the challenge just to see if I can. Nice thermometer, the markings on my oven have worn out so much that I don't know which setting it is for top and bottom heating as well as convection fan. I need to go and experiment, before I try anymore baking.

Also, yeah that's why I don't like Texans. Sorry, LM, but I think the state peeps have a problem!


Vanykrye wrote:

That long road trip is sounding better and better.

We just had to prove to one of the managers that there is nothing wrong with the phone system as a whole and that there is nothing wrong with the individual phone of a particular person. They just didn't pick up the phone when she called. Obviously you should call IT in those situations.

How can these people actually be gainfully employed?

unless I miss my guess, you just helped someone get fired.


lisamarlene wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:

That long road trip is sounding better and better.

We just had to prove to one of the managers that there is nothing wrong with the phone system as a whole and that there is nothing wrong with the individual phone of a particular person. They just didn't pick up the phone when she called. Obviously you should call IT in those situations.

How can these people actually be gainfully employed?

Okay, having done corporate HR in a former life, this one actually makes sense to me.

What the management chain at SBC would have done (and did many things just like that) would be to call in IT to prove that there was nothing wrong with the phone line, just so they could start the documentation process showing that the employee was willfully not performing one of their mandatory job functions, or crap like that.

Don't ask me how many times I had to file (or create) documentation of that nature.

(EDIT: When the employees of a large corp are under union contract, this becomes very important. You can't fire someone for cause without a paper trail, and manufacturing a paper trail was a common way at SBC to get rid of someone that just wasn't liked.)

also, this.


lisamarlene wrote:

So, when I am at work, I am typically insanely productive. I knock tasks off my list like a demon.

On a day like today, however, when I have daylight hours at home to spend doing much-needed tasks that have been on my to-do list for ages (because Val is alternately napping, reading Magic Treehouse books, or playing Atari), I am so hung up by the lack of a set schedule that I can't do much of anything at all. I cleared out most of my gmail inbox. Yeah, *that's* a good use of my time.

How in the flaming heck do people who work from home ever get anything accomplished? Seriously!

when I was working from home, h games kept me super productive.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Madison has milkmaids and is liberal.

but Texas has lisamarlene. LISAMARLENE!


Drejk wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk wrote:
And today's Legend Of Five Rings session canceled... :/
I blame the scorpion.

...

One Scorpion was busy working (lawyer dealing with an appeal right now, so can't really wait), two Scorpions got sick...

Yeah. That's definitely the Scorpions fault...

once again, the Spider are innocent.


Just a Mort wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

According to this site, its a cheap laugh.

RPG player archetypes wrote:

The Loonie

The guy who will do anything for a cheap laugh, including casting a fireball at ground zero.

Er, no. Your nudity is a cheap thrill.

The playing is just sadness.

And now, a random but interesting video about cans.

I didn't mean to go nude, I swear! It was the threads fault, not mine!

its okay, I believe you. Btw, you should really massage Woran next time you get TOP.


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NobodysHome wrote:

Horrors in parenting: When your 17-year-old son comes into the living room and starts dancing the Macarena (bad enough already) to this.

*Rolls his eye and lets his mash-up snobbery show*

John Napier 698 wrote:
Hi, Kjel! Third day of relatively warm temperatures. Tomorrow's supposed to be warm, too.

*Smiles and waves to John*

John Napier 698 wrote:
Hi, everyone. I was busy earlier, and I've got a little bit of time for posting before I make dinner.

*Nods in understanding*

Woran wrote:


Thank you Turtle

*Blushes lightly and gives Woran another hug'n'pat*

Vanykrye wrote:

...

But what I feel needs to be said, and you can take it or leave it or tell me to shut my face: don't compare your body to others, because you will never be happy. There will always be someone fitter/more toned/thinner/whatever than you. Don't torture yourself. Get yourself to a spot that you're happy with yourself and maintain that.

(Disclaimer - This advice does not apply in cases of mental or eating disorders. Seek professional help.)

*Nods very very vigorously in agreement*

Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk wrote:
And today's Legend Of Five Rings session canceled... :/
I blame the scorpion.

*Feigns surprise, lets out a offended 'harumph' and waddles away with his turtle nose held high*

lisamarlene wrote:


Val seems to be almost entirely better. He's back to 3/4 energy (more than enough for a normal human), mostly normal appetite, and normal conversation/sense of humor.

*Smiles and claps his turtle feet together happily*


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Meh. I don't answer my work phone because it's always a call from people who annoy me.

My manager warns me in advance if I should pick up. It's kind of hilarious.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:

That long road trip is sounding better and better.

We just had to prove to one of the managers that there is nothing wrong with the phone system as a whole and that there is nothing wrong with the individual phone of a particular person. They just didn't pick up the phone when she called. Obviously you should call IT in those situations.

How can these people actually be gainfully employed?

unless I miss my guess, you just helped someone get fired.

They're a temp worker in Illinois. They don't need my help for that. In fact, Illinois is an at-will state. They don't need an actual reason to fire anybody at any time.

Remember when I said our top exec in this particular office was an awful human being a few pages back? She had someone fired because the person who picked a new employee up at the end of their shift was playing his car stereo too loud. In public streetside parking. Downtown. Once.


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Vanykrye wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:

That long road trip is sounding better and better.

We just had to prove to one of the managers that there is nothing wrong with the phone system as a whole and that there is nothing wrong with the individual phone of a particular person. They just didn't pick up the phone when she called. Obviously you should call IT in those situations.

How can these people actually be gainfully employed?

unless I miss my guess, you just helped someone get fired.

They're a temp worker in Illinois. They don't need my help for that. In fact, Illinois is an at-will state. They don't need an actual reason to fire anybody at any time.

Remember when I said our top exec in this particular office was an awful human being a few pages back? She had someone fired because the person who picked a new employee up at the end of their shift was playing his car stereo too loud. In public streetside parking. Downtown. Once.

I'm starting to see why some people go to conventions under cover of darkness and are terrified of running into people they know.


NobodysHome wrote:

Meh. I don't answer my work phone because it's always a call from people who annoy me.

My manager warns me in advance if I should pick up. It's kind of hilarious.

The boss is 23 so he communicates almost entirely via text, which I prefer anyway.


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captain yesterday wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Meh. I don't answer my work phone because it's always a call from people who annoy me.

My manager warns me in advance if I should pick up. It's kind of hilarious.

The boss is 23 so he communicates almost entirely via text, which I prefer anyway.

At our place the "hip youngsters" use Slack, us old fogeys use instant messaging, and only clueless a$$hats who think nothing of interrupting someone else's work use the phone.

EDIT: I should say, "Without warning." It's pretty commonplace to get an instant message, "Hey, I'm having trouble with this. Can I call you?"
That's called, "Being polite and recognizing that the other person might be in the middle of something."


Today the boss texted me to call him after I was done with the property, which I did, went to voicemail. I then texted him I was done with the property and he promptly texted back


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The General, playing Star Wars Battlefront 2 as Princess Leia: I appear to be Amish and wearing a Dipper vest...

Princess Leia then says "Follow me and do everything I say!" So the General replies "That's not a very Amish thing to say!".


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I really love Alestorm!

On their No Grave but the Sea album, they had a song whose title was so obscene that even the No Grave but the Sea for Dogs version of the album (all lyrics replaced with dogs barking) got an "explicit lyrics" label.

Trouble is, it's a really catchy song, and we ALL find ourselves humming along every so often.

So Alestorm went ahead and released a hilarious G-rated version of it, worthy of any PBS children's special.

Love me some Alestorm!


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NobodysHome wrote:

I really love Alestorm!

On their No Grave but the Sea album, they had a song whose title was so obscene that even the No Grave but the Sea for Dogs version of the album (all lyrics replaced with dogs barking) got an "explicit lyrics" label.

Trouble is, it's a really catchy song, and we ALL find ourselves humming along every so often.

So Alestorm went ahead and released a hilarious G-rated version of it, worthy of any PBS children's special.

Love me some Alestorm!

Wow, that's one heck of an earworm. The challenge tomorrow will be *not* singing it in my classroom.

Mashed potato!

But, gosh, remember when the Pogues' "Rum, Sodomy and the Lash" was edgy?


I have a feeling the new IT guy at headquarters is already getting tired of hearing my voice.

There's a web app I need access to in order to do an important work task, and I can't get past the login. The twist? The login prompt is bogus -- my boss isn't prompted to log in, and I'm not supposed to be either.

Ugh, super frustrating especially with my boss breathing down my neck about it.


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lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

I really love Alestorm!

On their No Grave but the Sea album, they had a song whose title was so obscene that even the No Grave but the Sea for Dogs version of the album (all lyrics replaced with dogs barking) got an "explicit lyrics" label.

Trouble is, it's a really catchy song, and we ALL find ourselves humming along every so often.

So Alestorm went ahead and released a hilarious G-rated version of it, worthy of any PBS children's special.

Love me some Alestorm!

Wow, that's one heck of an earworm. The challenge tomorrow will be *not* singing it in my classroom.

Mashed potato!

But, gosh, remember when the Pogues' "Rum, Sodomy and the Lash" was edgy?

My favorite line is absolutely

"Sneak up behind him and...
...donate money to a children's charity!"


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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get ya?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.


My friend is bald and is thinking of having rabbits tattooed onto his head. His hope is that everyone will think they are hares.


I thought my wife was joking when she said she would leave me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a Believer."

Then I saw her face...


Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys, yes they are!


Earlier today my son said to me "What rhymes with banana?"

I said "No it doesn't."


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This one's a little risque:
My beautiful lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch."


My son was named after his grandfather. They don't have the same name, but Grandpa was definitely named first.


Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk wrote:
And today's Legend Of Five Rings session canceled... :/
I blame the scorpion.

...

One Scorpion was busy working (lawyer dealing with an appeal right now, so can't really wait), two Scorpions got sick...

Yeah. That's definitely the Scorpions fault...

once again, the Spider are innocent.

It's hard to be guilty when you don't exist, yet.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:

I thought my wife was joking when she said she would leave me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a Believer."

Then I saw her face...

Are you a believer now?


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Ahh, February in Illinois. Where we have a high today of 54, and then it drops down to 8 overnight.


I'm going on my third salt run in three days.

Crookshanks wasn't feeling well last night so we'll see if she makes it to school today.

Dark Archive

Morning every-FaWtL! Hope everyone is well today, and has a good one ahead. :)

Dark Archive

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NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

According to this site, its a cheap laugh.

RPG player archetypes wrote:

The Loonie

The guy who will do anything for a cheap laugh, including casting a fireball at ground zero.

Er, no. Your nudity is a cheap thrill.

The playing is just sadness.

And now, a random but interesting video about cans.

Crude Humour:
Given the context, I was disappointed by the type of cans discussed in this video. :P
Scarab Sages

captain yesterday wrote:
Until someone invents saw equipped drones I'm not working from home.

Time to start working from home.


It's gotta be able to cut through stone, chainsaws are fun and all but looks like I'll still have to go in to work.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

According to this site, its a cheap laugh.

RPG player archetypes wrote:

The Loonie

The guy who will do anything for a cheap laugh, including casting a fireball at ground zero.

Er, no. Your nudity is a cheap thrill.

The playing is just sadness.

And now, a random but interesting video about cans.

I didn't mean to go nude, I swear! It was the threads fault, not mine!
its okay, I believe you. Btw, you should really massage Woran next time you get TOP.

What does TOP mean? BTW I'm quite cool about being starkers with other ladies. Mainly because we all have the same stuff. And mine (at least among Asians) might be bigger. Sure I've got a tummy but I'm working on it.

Dark Archive

TOP = Top of Page. And, following ancient FaWtL tradition, means the poster is nekkid.

Scarab Sages

Just a Mort wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

According to this site, its a cheap laugh.

RPG player archetypes wrote:

The Loonie

The guy who will do anything for a cheap laugh, including casting a fireball at ground zero.

Er, no. Your nudity is a cheap thrill.

The playing is just sadness.

And now, a random but interesting video about cans.

I didn't mean to go nude, I swear! It was the threads fault, not mine!
its okay, I believe you. Btw, you should really massage Woran next time you get TOP.
What does TOP mean? BTW I'm quite cool about being starkers with other ladies. Mainly because we all have the same stuff. And mine (at least among Asians) might be bigger. Sure I've got a tummy but I'm working on it.

I love going to the sauna with other ladies. Especially at the end of winter. Get all warm and soft and get all the old skin off.

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When I first went to Japan, I was a little body shy. I'm a firm believer of when you go to Rome, you do as Romans do, so when they went starkers, I did too, then I was like oh my, when old grannies go to the onsens...

But I don't really have much onsen tolerance so I can't really sit in a hot pool that long.

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LordSynos wrote:
TOP = Top of Page. And, following ancient FaWtL tradition, means the poster is nekkid.

Ahhh, I see, so I am supposed to give Woran a massage while nekkid. I'll keep that in mind.


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;_;
I'm very sad today. The source of many of my best childhood memories is gone. The Century III mall, Pittsburgh's largest indoor mall, is closed. The Borough of West Mifflin has condemned the property for being unsafe. The burst water sprinkler pipes, and the injury they caused, might have had something to do with it. The property manager has filed bankruptcy on the mall, so I guess that there wasn't any point in fixing the many problems.

Now that it's gone, I thought that I might share some of my memories of the place. When I was a Teenager in the 1980's, the entire family would spend a Saturday there. We'd blow our allowances on candy, comic books, video games in the Arcade. Even after I returned home from the Army, it was still a favorite spot.

There was a small pet store, on the stairs between the first and second floors by the JC Penny's. They used to sell birds, kittens, and puppies. Right across the landing was a Radio Shack. There was a National Record Mart. When they went out of business, a F.Y.E. took its place. I bought many of my non-Tekko-purchased anime DVDs from there. F.Y.E. moved out of the mall last year. There was a New Dimensions Comics store. They sold RPG books in addition to comics.

On the first floor, there was a Walden Books. For an introverted kid who loved to read books like me, the place was like Heaven. On the third floor, right across from the National Guard recruiting office, was the Arcade. They had Pinball Machines, Skee ball machines, Air Hockey, and Coin-op Video Games. In the food court, there was a burger place that would put cheese with bacon, or gravy on the fries. There was a large open area where Holiday events, mainly Christmas and Easter, would be held.

;_; Good bye, Century III. I'll miss you.


So when it rises from the ashes, to they keep on with Century IV? Or do they just acknowledge what's actually going on and switch it to Babylon?

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