Spoiler stuffI feel bad for the guy, people just completely overreacted.
It was like a pile-on pissing match to see who could be the most "open minded" and "mature"...
(lol) I love how if you don't want to walk around with a book with a picture of a fantasy bombshell with impossible breasts on the cover because it's purile and that makes you look like a sad, desperate wanker, that must mean that you're a f+@&ing prude.
I eat
And Sweden wins 2-1. Boo-yah! Nilla Fischer!!What did they win? Cookies? Cake? Beer? Bacon?
A quarterfinal date with the Matildas (or, as I like to call them, "the Sheilaroos").
lololol
You're talking to a guy who answered the door to two female Jehovah's Witnesses wrapped in a sheet.
It won't get rid of them.
Sorry to start the thread here, man.
lololol
You're talking to a guy who answered the door to two female Jehovah's Witnesses wrapped in a sheet.
See, I read that wrong. I thought the two women were the ones wrapped in a sheet. I was thinking "Hey, they don't do that down here in FL!"
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See, I read that wrong. I thought the two women were the ones wrapped in a sheet. I was thinking "Hey, they don't do that down here in FL!"lololol
You're talking to a guy who answered the door to two female Jehovah's Witnesses wrapped in a sheet.
They don't do that here either. If I saw anybody wearing a sheet around these here parts... well, you get the idea.
That's the difference between Missouri and Missouruh.
See, I read that wrong. I thought the two women were the ones wrapped in a sheet. I was thinking "Hey, they don't do that down here in FL!"lololol
You're talking to a guy who answered the door to two female Jehovah's Witnesses wrapped in a sheet.
I was in West Palm Beach.
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So good news is, we have a place in Saskatoon. We'll have 2 bedrooms (one of which will be where my hoard resides) we will also be buying a foldout couch for guests. So all you FAWTlies are invited to come and stay.......... except Sharoth I don't trust him inside my hoard room.Hmmm. 19 hours is a bit far, but doable. I may have to take you up on it...
Just let me know ahead of time Moff and you got a place.
Half-a-Bees?** spoiler omitted **Beeswax?
Whole bees?
Beeswax makes awesome candles. Whole bees are funny little guys that make honey and wax, totally worth the sting risk. Half a bee is half as good as a whole bee.
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We could make a Lolobusk friendly thread. Why do people have to be wankers to potential customers? I saw no sign that he was judging other people, just asking a question.
Great, great. Glad we had this talk. Good night everybody!
Also we decided to end the viking mini campaign we were doing. It was kind of a throwaway one-shot deal and it was fun at first. I mean, planes hopping vikings...what's not to like? But it got old quick and we were all kinda bored. So now I have a new first level character to make for me too.Damit!! I wish you two lived CLOSER!!!! >:(
I know. And that would be awesome. I bet you would have loved the planes hopping vikings. :)
Maybe someday we can at least do a one shot or something...
ALL HAIL OUR FUTURE FELINE OVERLORDS!!!
Just cast Alter Self and make yourself more handsome.Is that possible?
Boss, do you hate Twitter too? Where does it fall between Joss Whedon, Pixar, and Shamus Young? Or does it deserve less hate than Shamus Young?YES!!!Nope. No Facebook, Twitter, or anything like that. In fact this is the only real presence I have on the net now (not counting email, of course).gran rey de los mono is fun!
You got Facebook?
I'm going to guess that's on par with Failbook.Even his own Facebook page... ;)He hates everything.YES!!!Not a fan of the Facebook?
Now, that I can respect. Honestly the hate-parade that makes up most of Freehold's posting gets rather tiresome.He hates everything.Good to know. For what it worth, I don't hate Facebook, I just have better things to do with my time. Same goes for Twitter.
Also, Boss, how do you feel about Justin Beaver?
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{whistles innocently, goes back to reading Psionics for Dummies book}Does anyone know why I have the Meow Mix jingle stuck in my head?Of course I know. You see, the terrible truth is, you've become a nano-infected pawn of a cabal of hyper-intelligent cats who escaped from a secret Nestlé Purina PetCare Company Lab. These vicious and sinister felines have been slowly dispersing their nano-clouds over select human cities in order to create unwitting drones who will then obtain cats as pets, thus spreading the cabals influence slowly, but inevtibably into every household on the planet.
ALL HAIL OUR FUTURE FELINE OVERLORDS!!!
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Ugh. I hate anemia. I have no energy at all and so much I was supposed to do today. Spoilered for TMI.
** spoiler omitted ***takes the heat wraps* I appreciate the thought. :)
Can't eat ice cream....oh how I miss it. :(
And won't eat steak. Blech. I don't really like beef at all. Or any red meat, really. I'll tolerate lamb sometimes in small quantities. Yeah, I know, this is contributing to the problem. I eat a lot of beans and dark leafy greens, but it's not really as much iron as I need. So I take supplements.
No ice cream? That sucks.
Kruelaid: I hope you sort out the wallet loss.
Jess: Good luck on your house hunt.
CH: Good luck on your job hunt.
It won't get rid of them.
And here I wish S*P had a search feature.
It won't get rid of them.Seriously? I thought that was fool-proof!
Maybe you needed to have a wardrobe malfunction.
I love to tell this story. Sorry if anyone has already heard it.
My grandmother was a kind and friendly woman, and she was handicapped and had difficulty moving around. She was also Unitarian.
And my grandfather, he used to sing the witchdoctor song in church.
When JWs would come to the door my grandfather would invite them in to sit in the living room, where my grandmother was inevitably reading. And then, without saying a word, he would walk out the back door. Now my grandmother was kind and friendly, but the tongue lashing she'd give my grandfather for doing this were tremendous, even better though was that she was a highly intelligent escapee from Episcopalianism (they said her handicap was a punishment from God--she was a polio victim) and she knew how to dress down some JWs. Yes. Good times. Good times.
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Kruelaid: I hope you sort out the wallet loss.
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Thanks dude. Where the hell did you go?
*blink*
GOOD MORNING FAWLTYNAM!!!!!!!!
It won't get rid of them.
Meh. Tell them you're a pagan and they screw off pretty quick. I guess they only feel like parading their b&*#$*!@ to 'mainstream' Christians.
What a long-ass day yesterday. Good news is I got a free half-cord of wood for next winter and I got rid of some big pieces of trash that had been piling up. Bad news is I am beat, and still am beat.
*blink*
It won't get rid of them.Seriously? I thought that was fool-proof!
Maybe you needed to have a wardrobe malfunction.I love to tell this story. Sorry if anyone has already heard it.
My grandmother was a kind and friendly woman, and she was handicapped and had difficulty moving around. She was also Unitarian.
And my grandfather, he used to sing the witchdoctor song in church.
When JWs would come to the door my grandfather would invite them in to sit in the living room, where my grandmother was inevitably reading. And then, without saying a word, he would walk out the back door. Now my grandmother was kind and friendly, but the tongue lashing she'd give my grandfather for doing this were tremendous, even better though was that she was a highly intelligent escapee from Episcopalianism (they said her handicap was a punishment from God--she was a polio victim) and she knew how to dress down some JWs. Yes. Good times. Good times.
My dad was near the door cleaning his shotgun (the screendoor was closed but the main door was open). When the JW's head up the front walk. So he leaned the gun out into the door way. They turned around and left.
(lol) I love how if you don't want to walk around with a book with a picture of a fantasy bombshell with impossible breasts on the cover because it's purile and that makes you look like a sad, desperate wanker, that must mean that you're a f+%!ing prude.
People need to own up to their prudishness. It's not necessarily a bad thing, and thinking someone is somehow lacking in intimate company, morals or ethics because they enjoy viewing fantasy bombshells with impossible breasts on their books isn't necessarily a good thing.
Ah, Houston, where it doesn't matter if you sweat because the air is warmer and moister than you can hope to be, and the climate uses YOU to cool IT down.
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HA!!
Just cast Alter Self and make yourself more handsome.Is that possible?Boss, do you hate Twitter too? Where does it fall between Joss Whedon, Pixar, and Shamus Young? Or does it deserve less hate than Shamus Young?YES!!!Nope. No Facebook, Twitter, or anything like that. In fact this is the only real presence I have on the net now (not counting email, of course).gran rey de los mono is fun!
You got Facebook?
I'm going to guess that's on par with Failbook.Even his own Facebook page... ;)He hates everything.YES!!!Not a fan of the Facebook?Now, that I can respect. Honestly the hate-parade that makes up most of Freehold's posting gets rather tiresome.He hates everything.Good to know. For what it worth, I don't hate Facebook, I just have better things to do with my time. Same goes for Twitter.
Also, Boss, how do you feel about Justin Beaver?
Okay...In order..
1) Alter self does exist, it just isn't a magical spell by any means. You have to pay plastic surgeons truly ungodly amounts of money for even the smallest alteration. Believe me, I know.
2) Believe it or not, I don't hate Twitter. Some people can be obnoxious with their tweets, but it isn't slowly taking over the internet in the same fashion as Facebook.
3) Actually I love "my" Facebook page. Especially now that it has advertising for Haterade(tm) right on there!
4) Hey! I don't mostly post on things I hate! I'm a semisoft mocha man of love, peace, mutual respect and tolerance!! And no, I don't hate Justin Bieber. I do think it'll be funny when his voice changes, though.
Fourthly:
Last night: Mmmmm......mead
This morning: Ooooohhh.....head
ROTFL
It won't get rid of them.Seriously? I thought that was fool-proof!
Maybe you needed to have a wardrobe malfunction.I love to tell this story. Sorry if anyone has already heard it.
My grandmother was a kind and friendly woman, and she was handicapped and had difficulty moving around. She was also Unitarian.
And my grandfather, he used to sing the witchdoctor song in church.
When JWs would come to the door my grandfather would invite them in to sit in the living room, where my grandmother was inevitably reading. And then, without saying a word, he would walk out the back door. Now my grandmother was kind and friendly, but the tongue lashing she'd give my grandfather for doing this were tremendous, even better though was that she was a highly intelligent escapee from Episcopalianism (they said her handicap was a punishment from God--she was a polio victim) and she knew how to dress down some JWs. Yes. Good times. Good times.
As a former Episcopalian(I married a Baptist and now we're apparently Presbyterian), I must apologize for the disgusting bigotry your grandmother encountered. I have had to leave individual Episcopal churches before for their attitudes towards certain things, but I have never encountered anything in my time in the church to imply that polio was a punishment from God for anything and I would have strong words with anyone who stated otherwise. A trial or burden, maybe- and that's a longshot, and that would be from life, not necessarily God. But a punishment? Not just no, Hell No.
And yes, I would have probably giggled at your grandpa singing the witch doctor song in church. And I was an acolyte.
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Thanks dude. Where the hell did you go?...
Kruelaid: I hope you sort out the wallet loss.
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Breeding Bird Survey out in Wheeler County. Pretty much all of it was in the Ochoco National Forest. We camped at Barnhouse Springs (if you're ever in Wheeler County and looking for an awesome place to camp, check for it on your map). Apparently my dad posted this on OBOL, so I'll just
And no, I didn't miss your spam. Or "Garky Warky."