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Nekkid imprisoned Gark

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~Shudders~ At least he is alone.

Liberty's Edge

Gark the Goblin wrote:
Damn it! If you go to prison I'll be alone!

Naked loneliness.

Spoiler:
Well, don't you have a dirty mind.
The Exchange

Oh and PI!


Oh, and COMMA!

The Exchange

Smile on through the rain
Laugh all through the pain
Flow through to changes
Till the sun comes out again

Dark Archive

The customers at my store must think I'm completely hopeless. One of them gave me a St. Jude prayer charm thing.


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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The customers at my store must think I'm completely hopeless. One of them gave me a St. Jude prayer charm thing.

Say 50 Hey Judes and call me in the morning.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Say 50 Hey Judes and call me in the morning.

Thats a lot of 'na na nas'.

Dark Archive

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The customers at my store must think I'm completely hopeless. One of them gave me a St. Jude prayer charm thing.
Say 50 Hey Judes and call me in the morning.

FIFY


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Say 50 Hey Judes and call me in the morning.
Thats a lot of 'na na nas'.

Yes, we have no 'na na nas.'


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The customers at my store must think I'm completely hopeless. One of them gave me a St. Jude prayer charm thing.
Say 50 Hey Judes and call me in the morning.
FIFY

I knew you'd get it w/o undue effort on my part.

Liberty's Edge

gran rey de los mono wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Say 50 Hey Judes and call me in the morning.
Thats a lot of 'na na nas'.

BATMAN!!


Studpuffin wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Say 50 Hey Judes and call me in the morning.
Thats a lot of 'na na nas'.
BATMAN!!

No. Also not to be confused with "Hey, hey, hey. Good-bye." Thank the Ground of our Being that I am a religion professor.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
No. Also not to be confused with "Hey, hey, hey. Good-bye." Thank the Ground of our Being that I am a religion professor.

Perhaps I am being thick, but what does the 'hey, hey, hey, goodbye' song have to do with being a professor of religiousity?

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Say 50 Hey Judes and call me in the morning.
Thats a lot of 'na na nas'.
BATMAN!!
No. Also not to be confused with "Hey, hey, hey. Good-bye." Thank the Ground of our Being that I am a religion professor.

Batman *IS* God.


Studpuffin wrote:
Batman *IS* God.

Then I M God, for I M Batman! Wait...I M Weasel.

I M BATMAN WEASEL!


Treppa wrote:
Yes, we have no 'na na nas.'

YAAR, have ye any bananas?


I'm Batman.


Captain Kid Rime wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Ummm. 13.
Nope, not 13 either.
Papers please.

Is there a problem here, Captain?


The Batman wrote:
I'm Batman.

I M Weasel says you are incorrect, sir. I M Weasel is Batman. It says so a few posts up, and if it is on the interwebs then it must be true.

So I say it loud, and I say it proud:

I M BATMAN WEASEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liberty's Edge

I don't believe in Batman.


Studpuffin wrote:
I don't believe in Batman.

I M Weasel says that Batman believes in you. Batman Weasel, on the other hand, believes that puffins are nothing more than penguins with plastic surgery.

Liberty's Edge

Just watched 39 Steps. Overall rating: +1!

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Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Captain Kid Rime wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Ummm. 13.
Nope, not 13 either.
Papers please.
Is there a problem here, Captain?

Field Marshal of Greenman? Pfft.

Does anyone remember what GAR stands for?


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L. G. G., C. o. t. 101st G.A.R. wrote:
Does anyone remember what GAR stands for?

Goblin Airborne Regiment?

If not, it should. I love the idea of a bunch of gobblins packed into a C-47 wearing little parachutes, just waiting for the light to go green so they can leap into the air and bring death (and fire) from the skies! Of course, knowing goblins, there chutes might not work, which leads to a few hundred shrieking green blobs hurling towards the earth at terminal velocity and a village of people playing "dodge the suicidal little green buggers".


I M Weasel wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I don't believe in Batman.
I M Weasel says that Batman believes in you. Batman Weasel, on the other hand, believes that puffins are nothing more than penguins with plastic surgery.

Ye go ti ackbwards.

Pangolins our puffings thiw noise gobs.


Puddle wrote:

Ye go ti ackbwards.

Pangolins our puffings thiw noise gobs.

I M Weasel thinks you sound as though you have a cold. Do you need some tissues so you can clear your sinuses?

Liberty's Edge

gran rey de los mono wrote:
L. G. G., C. o. t. 101st G.A.R. wrote:
Does anyone remember what GAR stands for?

Goblin Airborne Regiment?

If not, it should. I love the idea of a bunch of gobblins packed into a C-47 wearing little parachutes, just waiting for the light to go green so they can leap into the air and bring death (and fire) from the skies! Of course, knowing goblins, there chutes might not work, which leads to a few hundred shrieking green blobs hurling towards the earth at terminal velocity and a village of people playing "dodge the suicidal little green buggers".

Wow, it's like you read the past!

I think "Regiment" is right. GA is definitely correct.

But the idea was goblins in hang-gliders. Made out of paper and oil-soaked canvas. Dropping bombs. (Actually, they worked pretty well in the past.)


I M Weasel wrote:
Puddle wrote:

Ye go ti ackbwards.

Pangolins our puffings thiw noise gobs.

I M Weasel thinks you sound as though you have a cold. Do you need some tissues so you can clear your sinuses?

Tinnitus?


Puddle wrote:
Tinnitus?

Sorry, I only have lead-itis. Try back next week, after we get our next delivery.


Gark the Goblin wrote:

Wow, it's like you read the past!

I think "Regiment" is right. GA is definitely correct.

But the idea was goblins in hang-gliders. Made out of paper and oil-soaked canvas. Dropping bombs. (Actually, they worked pretty well in the past.)

Sounds to me like they are the bombs.

Liberty's Edge

Oh man, I have been so busy the last couple of weeks ... and now I return to 2000+ unread posts on FAWTL ...

Liberty's Edge

Kruelaid wrote:
Mothman wrote:

Hello everyone.

Man it takes a while to catch up on 500+ posts.

I am feeling somewhat ill (presumably not FAWTL reading related ... hopefully it just means I ate a bit too much at lunch, not that I am coming down with something or have another migraine coming on ...)

Hope you feel better dude!

All good now, just busy.

Liberty's Edge

The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Mothman wrote:

Hello everyone.

Man it takes a while to catch up on 500+ posts.

I am feeling somewhat ill (presumably not FAWTL reading related ... hopefully it just means I ate a bit too much at lunch, not that I am coming down with something or have another migraine coming on ...)

Oh dude I hope I didn't give you the flu at the game - its horrid.... My ribs still hurt from the throwing up.

I was Chunder struck, Took a trip to Europe, Talked to god on the big white phone, I drove the porcelain bus, I said hello ralph, I did a Technicolor yawn, had a liquid laugh, I decided to scream at one's feet, I served a Kerbside quiche, tossed a Pavement pizza, parked a carpet tiger, and did a Rainbow sneeze.

All day Saturday....

What made it worse was my whole family was sick with the same flu.

Nah man, nothing that bad. That was some serious throwing up you did that Friday night.

Liberty's Edge

Mothman wrote:
Oh man, I have been so busy the last couple of weeks ... and now I return to 2000+ unread posts on FAWTL ...

3 days is my current record for catch-up. I say: skip it!

Liberty's Edge

gran rey de los mono: Has Lilith given you cookies yet?


Gark the Goblin wrote:
gran rey de los mono: Has Lilith given you cookies yet?

No. No cookies from Lilith, no bacon from anyone, no nothing for poor little gran rey de los mono.

Wait...thats not entirely true. I have gotten a lot of people telling me that I am 42 years old. And thats just not true at all. I'd rather have cookies. Or bacon.

Liberty's Edge

gran rey de los mono wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
gran rey de los mono: Has Lilith given you cookies yet?

No. No cookies from Lilith, no bacon from anyone, no nothing for poor little gran rey de los mono.

Wait...thats not entirely true. I have gotten a lot of people telling me that I am 42 years old. And thats just not true at all. I'd rather have cookies. Or bacon.

Time to cast raise dead on a thread.

Liberty's Edge

Oh, I had a Paizo / FAWTL dream last night. I was in the United States for some reason, I walked through an underground carpark with Wolfthulhu and spoke to Jess Door outside a restaurant. That’s really all I can remember, except I think I was also driving around in a pickup truck at some point. Neither of my two fellow FAWTLies looked anything like their avatars or themselves in real life (at least so far as I could judge from the PaizoCon photos), but somehow I knew it was them.


Mothman wrote:
Oh, I had a Paizo / FAWTL dream last night. I was in the United States for some reason, I walked through an underground carpark with Wolfthulhu and spoke to Jess Door outside a restaurant. That’s really all I can remember, except I think I was also driving around in a pickup truck at some point. Neither of my two fellow FAWTLies looked anything like their avatars or themselves in real life (at least so far as I could judge from the PaizoCon photos), but somehow I knew it was them.

*Engage fake Psychiatrist mode* Well, you see, the reason they looked differently is that you are projecting your own intimacy issues upon them. I'm sure if you really thought about it, you would see that their appearance was based on people who you have loved in your life, yet are no longer around... (ramble, ramble, ramble....)

*Disengage fake Psychiatrist mode*

Liberty's Edge

Someone REALLY needs a dose of humble pie. To the face.

Frickin' toxic supremacists.

I'm hoping people let the thread die now. This is much more dangerous than simple disagreement between equals.

Liberty's Edge

Faith in humanity at 50%.

Time to recharge it with some sleep.

G'night all.

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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The customers at my store must think I'm completely hopeless. One of them gave me a St. Jude prayer charm thing.

Try to think Positive... they gave it because they care. just because it's the patron saint of hopeless cases does not mean you have to read into it.

Dark Archive

Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
The customers at my store must think I'm completely hopeless. One of them gave me a St. Jude prayer charm thing.
Try to think Positive... they gave it because they care. just because it's the patron saint of hopeless cases does not mean you have to read into it.

No I get that CJ, maybe I should explain. It was from this 80 something little old guy who can barely walk. he comes into the store I make sure to get his milk, and newspaper for him, and have his lotto ticket all printed out. I guess I'm the only one who will do it for him, plus I always ask about his day, and how mass was when he comes in on saturday. He has tried to get a wee bit religious with me but I did tell him I'm an atheist, but that I respect religious beliefs. H also knows I'm done work in 3 weeks. So today he shows up with this prayer charm and a small laminated card explaining it was St. Jude. It's funny and sweet and all, I just found it entertaining after reading the card. I know it comes from a good place.


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Just watched 39 Steps. Overall rating: +1!

The original? +100 If you haven't already, check out The Lady Vanishes next.

Speaking of old movies, without buying it online, I've been trying to find a copy of Ernst Lubitsch's 1942 To Be Or Not To Be (not the Mel Brooks remake) for something like a decade. When it popped up on Netflix, I was like Woo Hoo!

Now that it finally becomes #1 on my queue, all of a sudden it's no longer available and gets kicked back to the "Save" section! Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

The original? +100 If you haven't already, check out The Lady Vanishes next.

Speaking of old movies, without buying it online, I've been trying to find a copy of Ernst Lubitsch's 1942 To Be Or Not To Be (not the Mel Brooks remake) for something like a decade. When it popped up on Netflix, I was like Woo Hoo!

Now that it finally becomes #1 on my queue, all of a sudden it's no longer available and gets kicked back to the "Save" section! Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

I've had that happen to me a couple of times. Ticks me off. Made me feel like Netflix had just been teasing me.


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Captain Kid Rime wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Ummm. 13.
Nope, not 13 either.
Papers please.
Is there a problem here, Captain?

Yes, sir! A very serious problem sir.

After declining to provide a facebook page for reference, sir, the self proclaimed, and I am translating here, "Great King of the Monkeys" gran rey de los mono has failed to submit proper OTD identification for inspection.

According to the OTD mandate "Pics or you're a sock puppet!" Fri, Dec 18, 2009, 12:43 AM by the currently recognized King of the Monkeys, Patrick Curtin, he will be deemed a sock puppet if he continues in his failure to comply.


Captain Kid Rime wrote:

Sir, yes, sir!

After declining to provide a facebook page for reference, sir, the self proclaimed, and I am translating here, "Great King of the Monkeys" gran rey de los mono has failed to submit proper OTD identification for inspection.

According to the OTD mandate "Pics or you're a sock puppet!" Fri, Dec 18, 2009, 12:43 AM by the currently recognized King of the Monkeys, Patrick Curtin, he will be deemed a sock puppet if he continues in his failure to comply.

Unfortunately (or as I prefer to think of it, fortunately), as I have stated earlier (although possibly in a different thread, I can't keep them all straight) I do not have a facebook. Neither do I have a digital camera, webcam, or even a scanner with which I could make a digital copy of a physical picture (which wouldn't help all that much either, as the most recent picture I have of myself was taken in 1999). So, I suppose that means I am a sock puppet.

Can I at least be a sock monkey?


gran rey de los mono wrote:
...

*WHACK*

What is to be done with him Field Marshal?

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