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Bored. Unable to sleep. Mostly unable to breathe due to the blergity. Still running through tissues at a prodigious pace. I really, really want to go to work tomorrow but not if I'm going to infect someone else with this. Have I mentioned bored? Bored. Can't concentrate enough even to work on the loaf question. Grar.
Morning Wood, the half elf sorceress enchantress with fey bloodlines and ex-lover to the prof and half the members of the party is waiting in the wings.
“Yes, many a time have I woken up with Morning Wood ... wait, are you telling me that the professor had Morning Wood too?”
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Please don't give him any ideas.Yeah, seriously. Never thought about that. Maybe you could use mob rules for the zombies.Pokes Kruelaid to keep Z-Day rolling!I'm waiting for blinkmonkey to open the door to room 475 and find the corpse of his beloved aunt terri... okay just kidding. He could just try: "Pssst, Aunt Terri you in there?" but no, he wants to pop the lock....
ANd man if they talk any louder the whole Z-army is gonna come running. By the way if 100 zombies make perception rolls someone is gonna crit, right?
100d20-2
That's why d20 isn't good for zombie apocalypse games.
At least any more ideas than people have already given him over the course of the last few years...
I know right. Dave is having serious second thoughts about going into heavily zombie infested territory with the girl who is turning into a basket case, the doctor who is dosing up on the medicinal alcohol and running blindly for the exits, and the two guys who keep pulling their non-silenced guns...I'm waiting for blinkmonkey to open the door to room 475 and find the corpse of his beloved aunt terri... okay just kidding. He could just try: "Pssst, Aunt Terri you in there?" but no, he wants to pop the lock....
ANd man if they talk any louder the whole Z-army is gonna come running.
"Wheeeeee... heeh ehehhe ehehehe ehehehhehee eheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
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The dialogue and scene in Z-Day right now totally reminds me of Aliens
Hudson: [after the drop ship crash] That's great, this is really f#*&in' great, man. Now, what the f#&@ are we supposed to do? We're in some pretty s~&& now, man.
Hicks: [Grabs him by the shirt] Are you finished?
Newt: Guess we're not gonna make it, are we?
Ripley: I'm sorry, Newt.
Newt: Don't be sorry, it wasn't your fault.
Hudson: That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the f$+* are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?
Burke: Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh, how about we try that.
Newt: We gotta get inside. It's gonna be dark soon, and they mostly hunt at night. Mostly.
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Bishop: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Hudson: Well that's a switch.
I guess this is as good a time as any to point out that I have coined a new thingie:
Sebastian's Law: Anybody who wants to be a moderator is unfit to wield the banhammer.
Now Gary I believe I was the one who first said that. ED: and a great coinage.
The evil rainbows.
Pokes Kruelaid to keep Z-Day rolling!I'm waiting for blinkmonkey to open the door to room 475 and find the corpse of his beloved aunt terri... okay just kidding. He could just try: "Pssst, Aunt Terri you in there?" but no, he wants to pop the lock....
ANd man if they talk any louder the whole Z-army is gonna come running. By the way if 100 zombies make perception rolls someone is gonna crit, right?
100d20-2
That's why d20 isn't good for zombie apocalypse games.
*blink*
Morning
*YAWN*
yeah yeah, I'm on it. The Sarge shall ride agin!
Yih, I like them podogs, and rabbit dudes, and the bear dude with "Mein Kampf" and "Animal Farm".....I just have the 1 ed tho, and a Dragon Mag.
The Hoops! My Apppalachee Jihad game had a fun fight with them and Kruelaid's party. I put them on big mutant seagulls. The best part was when this one PC <holla Niel!> jumped up on a building's roof and dived on a passing seagull, punching rabbit boy's face clean in. That and his weight making the seagull pancake into the ground, LOL.
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Well, clearly I'm not the first to do the "those who want power are unfit to wield it" thing. But when I picture a pretty pony trying to handle a banhammer, I get the giggles. Because of the hooves. And possibly the rainbows.
Someone should stat Sebastian up using these rules. Then stat up the BanHammer as some kind of Legendary Artifact. Then play them together in an Epic Level game... ;)
Edit: First we get the Pony. Then we get the Weapon. Then we get the Weemen...
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Well, clearly I'm not the first to do the "those who want power are unfit to wield it" thing. But when I picture a pretty pony trying to handle a banhammer, I get the giggles. Because of the hooves. And possibly the rainbows.
Taste the rainbow hammer of pain, biotches!
guh 10 minutes of type time left. Tme to send Sarge to his doom <DOOM!>
Well, clearly I'm not the first to do the "those who want power are unfit to wield it" thing. But when I picture a pretty pony trying to handle a banhammer, I get the giggles. Because of the hooves. And possibly the rainbows.Someone should stat Sebastian up using these rules. Then stat up the BanHammer as some kind of Legendary Artifact. Then play them together in an Epic Level game... ;)
Edit: First we get the Pony. Then we get the Weapon. Then we get the Weemen...
LOL where does that come from?
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LOL where does that come from?Well, clearly I'm not the first to do the "those who want power are unfit to wield it" thing. But when I picture a pretty pony trying to handle a banhammer, I get the giggles. Because of the hooves. And possibly the rainbows.Someone should stat Sebastian up using these rules. Then stat up the BanHammer as some kind of Legendary Artifact. Then play them together in an Epic Level game... ;)
Edit: First we get the Pony. Then we get the Weapon. Then we get the Weemen...
Checketh thy e-mail good sir. :)
guh 10 minutes of type time left. Tme to send Sarge to his doom <DOOM!>And it'll take about that long to do on your iThingie. I tried it the other day at work (on my break) on my iPad and it was a slow process getting all the BBCode tags done.
UGH. Yeah it is. I have gotten good at bracketing though. Although it sux that I need all three symbol screens to type a [/whatever]
*sneaks into thread, steals all the haterade and flees*
Man, I cannot keep this stuff on the shelves!
Well, clearly I'm not the first to do the "those who want power are unfit to wield it" thing. But when I picture a pretty pony trying to handle a banhammer, I get the giggles. Because of the hooves. And possibly the rainbows.
Now I am picturing this at an evil petting zoo.
I wouldn't say I am awake, however I am at work.
Mothy and Freehold, what's your email addresses? (Mine is in my profile if you'd rather email me direct instead of posting it on the boards.)
Mothy and Freehold, what's your email addresses? (Mine is in my profile if you'd rather email me direct instead of posting it on the boards.)
;)
Mothy and Freehold, what's your email addresses? (Mine is in my profile if you'd rather email me direct instead of posting it on the boards.)
;)Mothy and Freehold, what's your email addresses? (Mine is in my profile if you'd rather email me direct instead of posting it on the boards.)
The mods keep kicking me off his mailing list because I flood his inbox with Haterade(tm) Classic. Maybe I'll switch to Haterade(tm) Lite?
The mods keep kicking me off his mailing list because I flood his inbox with Haterade(tm) Classic. Maybe I'll switch to Haterade(tm) Lite?;)Mothy and Freehold, what's your email addresses? (Mine is in my profile if you'd rather email me direct instead of posting it on the boards.)
I was thinking more the one where he just floods your mailbox with stuff that you can't reply to.
Freehold, your email is enroute.
I was thinking more the one where he just floods your mailbox with stuff that you can't reply to.
Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I didn't get the job :(
S+!+! I'm sorry about that, CH.
Well 1.30am and sick means it's definitely time for bed.
Night All. Have Fun! :)
Sleep well and hope you're feeling better soon.
I didn't get the job :(
:-( sorry to hear that CH
I didn't get the job :(
That sucks! If you want to tell us who it is FaWTL can boycott them then.
I didn't get the job :(
Sorry to hear that CH. They obviously have no taste
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I guess this is as good a time as any to point out that I have coined a new thingie:
Sebastian's Law: Anybody who wants to be a moderator is unfit to wield the banhammer.
Aw, c'mon. That's like saying Thor shouldn't wield Thor's hammer!
Besides, what fun would it be to ban people I'm dressing down? That's not winning, that's cheating.
and meds. spam and craziness and friendship and meds and release of stress and nekkidness.... yup that's it.
Don't forget booze and BttH.
CH: Very sorry to hear that. Here's to the folks that get it right.
Done.
This is one of the reasons I've always liked games that run off of multiple d6s. More bell-curvy... but then I will also look twice at short girls.
Short girls are hot.
Well, hot short girls are hot.
That's why we calls 'em sho'ties.
EDIT: Naked sho'ties!