Who got Honors on both his Dissertation and his Defense? Dr. Mairkurion, Ph.D, that's who. (Yeah, saying both Dr and PhD is really obnoxious. Almost as obnoxious as this guy I knew who had two PhDs and was styled "Dr X.X., PhD, PhD.)
Also, he likes to capitalize important nouns like they did in the Nineteenth Century.
Program: Religious Studies
Specialization: The Epistemology of Theology
Teaching load: Mostly Introduction to the Major World Religions
"Even a man who has four degrees
And says his prayers by night,
May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the autumn moon is bright."
-- Ambrosia Slaad