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lisamarlene wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:


She focuses on, "What is the best end result, and how do I get there most efficiently?" so I'm thinking NG.
Hooray! Somebody UNDERSTANDS me!
I thought you were CE?
NH? Little help here?

Lisamarlene is not CE. She is CE!!!. Please get it right next time.

~grins and runs~


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~Laughter~ Oh so very appropriate!


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She's common era?


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lisamarlene wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:


She focuses on, "What is the best end result, and how do I get there most efficiently?" so I'm thinking NG.
Hooray! Somebody UNDERSTANDS me!
I thought you were CE?
NH? Little help here?

You were talking about Nora, who's a strong CN, and then you said somethingorother snarky (too lazy to check) so I shifted you to CE.

PC rather than person.

But when you get a good snark going, you can talk a mean CE. :-P


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"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.


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NobodysHome wrote:

And... she's FREE!!!

...at least as soon as they finish the paperwork, at which point I'll go pick her up...

Congrats, NH!

Grand Lodge

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The Jade wrote:
"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.

Nah, not really.


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TriOmegaZero wrote:
The Jade wrote:
"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.
Nah, not really.

Good. I was afraid I was going to have to know what these were for.

(Holds up two elephant eyeballs and boops them together)

They were just... in hand when I came to.


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Subterfuge Hamster wrote:
She's common era?

Clearly Excellent.


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The Jade wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
The Jade wrote:
"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.
Nah, not really.

Good. I was afraid I was going to have to know what these were for.

(Holds up two elephant eyeballs and boops them together)

They were just... in hand when I came to.

Can I have those back now, and maybe some mineral water, but only if it's organic.


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No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.


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Elephant in a Room wrote:
The Jade wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
The Jade wrote:
"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.
Nah, not really.

Good. I was afraid I was going to have to know what these were for.

(Holds up two elephant eyeballs and boops them together)

They were just... in hand when I came to.

Can I have those back now, and maybe some mineral water, but only if it's organic.

I mean... here.

But organic water? Does it have to be free range and humanely slaughtered as well?


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Emperor7 wrote:
No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.

That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.


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The Jade wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.
That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.

I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.


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Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.
That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.
I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.

Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.

I am clearly not a well man.

I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.


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The Jade wrote:
Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.
That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.
I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.

Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.

I am clearly not a well man.

I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.

No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...


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Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.
That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.
I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.

Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.

I am clearly not a well man.

I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.

No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...

See, now this is why I require a chemist familiar by my side at all times. I can't tell table salt from explodey powder. I'm lucky to still be vertical and headed.


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Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.
That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.
I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.

Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.

I am clearly not a well man.

I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.

No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...

In some locales people swim in a mixture of dihydrogen monoxide and sodium chloride. Talk about inviting disaster.


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Emperor7 wrote:
Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.
That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.
I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.

Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.

I am clearly not a well man.

I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.

No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...
In some locales people swim in a mixture of dihydrogen monoxide and sodium chloride. Talk about inviting disaster.

I considered swimming in it too but I couldn't find the porpoise.

#NotAStrongSwimmer


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Emperor7 wrote:
Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Breath of the Wild Addict wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
No water. Only dihydrogen monoxide here.
That stuff will kill you dead. No kidding. My friend jumped into 20k gallons of the stuff wearing iron Reeboks and didn't make it.
I fought a giant elephant that just spewed the stuff constantly. I beat the stupid beast into submission, and I didn't even have the master sword yet.

Perhaps my mind is just having trouble focusing after the recent thaw, but it sincerely took me a full minute to figure out that "the stuff" you mention the elephant spewing was actually water from its trunk.

I am clearly not a well man.

I need to climb back into the chamber. Get my head right.

No! Not water! Dihydrogen Monoxide... The stuff was awful, and you could swim up it! Talk about weird stuff dude...
In some locales people swim in a mixture of dihydrogen monoxide and sodium chloride. Talk about inviting disaster.

been there done that.

Average person's stamina wheel wouldn't last a minute in the stuff. smart people use a leaf and a sail


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More spoiler free thoughts on RWBY:
Buy the whole volumes on amazon. much better than watching them one chapter at a time...


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The Jade wrote:
"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.

legit tearing up right now.


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Freehold DM wrote:
The Jade wrote:
"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.
legit tearing up right now.

BRING IT IN, BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I'm trained for just these situations.

Crap, I forgot my training!!

Awkwardly grabs own foot.


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Cuddly Hugs Cap'n Yesterday wrote:

I'm trained for just these situations.

Crap, I forgot my training!!

Awkwardly grabs own foot.

(Grabs Cuddly's other foot in solidarity)


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Walking the dogs, of course it's raining.

Why else would they want to go outside.


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captain yesterday wrote:

Walking the dogs, of course it's raining.

Why else would they want to go outside.

Perhaps they're born treasure hunters?

The truth is sometimes the LAST thing you'd expect.


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They are both beagles AND urine aficionados, I imagine the rain brings out a subtle bouquet.


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captain yesterday wrote:
They are both beagles AND urine aficionados, I imagine the rain brings out a subtle bouquet.

You'll not see me rolling around in it for my pleasures... but it's a heady funk, to be sure.


Hello, The Jade! Nice to see you!

I'm Tacticslion!

Glad you're hanging around (again, apparently, which is awesome)!


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Tacticslion wrote:

Hello, The Jade! Nice to see you!

I'm Tacticslion!

Glad you're hanging around (again, apparently, which is awesome)!

Why thank you, Tactislion!


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captain yesterday wrote:
They are both beagles AND urine aficionados, I imagine the rain brings out a subtle bouquet.

Ah, dogs after my own heart.

Silver Crusade

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Evening, all. What did I miss?


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EVERYTHING.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Evening, all. What did I miss?

Has a large octopus coiling around his body, while clutching a mysterious treasure chest in one hand.

Not much.

And you?


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The Game Hamster wrote:

And NOW for those who like spoilers, or who have already watched it:

** spoiler omitted **
Any hoo, I'm probably going to stick with it as a series worth watching.

I need to catch up on season four...


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captain yesterday wrote:
Tequila Sunrise wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
The trick to not crying when chopping up onions is to not think about the onions feelings.

If only.

*cries just thinking about that stinging onion-essence wafting thru the air*

Honestly, the key is to chop as many onions as you can.

Said the guy that used to chop 150 pounds of onions a week for French onion soup.

That actually sounds like torture. The real trick actually is to cut them under water.


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Got so many Irma people up from Florida. Some of them said they've drove for more then 18 hours. so crazy. poor stressed out folk.


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...sees new "old" people appear...
The elders are coming! The elders are coming!
...flees and hides in bushes that CY did NOT successfully trim...
Curse you, dream Captain Yesterday!


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NobodysHome wrote:

...sees new "old" people appear...

The elders are coming! The elders are coming!
...flees and hides in bushes that CY did NOT successfully trim...
Curse you, dream Captain Yesterday!

Who you calling old, youngun?


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"A tree and a wolf come into a disco bar..."

No idea how this joke will end.


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I feel like the punch line will involve the phrase "barking up the wrong tree."


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Or the wolf piddles on the tree.


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Of course, for a real twist, the tree could piddle on the wolf.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Of course, for a real twist, the tree could piddle on the wolf.

That would be inappropiENT Tree-tment of that poor wolf... Sorry I'll just leaf now.


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Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Of course, for a real twist, the tree could piddle on the wolf.
That would be inappropiENT Tree-tment of that poor wolf... Sorry I'll just leaf now.

*casts Charm Animal*

Oh, no. You're not going anywhere until you f!!$ an owl.


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You mean that is still a thing? Your out of luck you know kileanna (and her owl) havn't been on in like a month.

You'll have to try Nest time. I'm sure it will be a hoot.


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There could be other owls.


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Well Owl just be finding a place to hide while you work on that.

Dark Archive

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The new South Park game, say it loud fast.

Look at the difficulty options.

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