Last one to post wins

[GoatToucher]

And I'll be Tiny Tim!

[Ventnor]

And I'll play Marley. Both of him.

[Goddity]

Who's directing? I want a pay rise.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

And I want a better part! It isn't normally like me to be a prima donna, but I'm just saying, Conan: The Musical is still begging me on their hands and knees to return to the production....

[BlackLightning]

a door is a door is a door is a door
unless it is open and then it is ajar

[Ventnor]

Perfect audition! You can be Scrooge.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Who's in charge of the wardrobe department?! The costumes needed to be here yesterday! How can I be the ghost of Christmas present, if I don't have the costume?! Oh, whatever shall we do?!

[Ventnor]

We were just going to stuff you into a giant present, and hope everyone is too distracted by the pun to realize how stupid the costume is.

[Message board troll]

I'LL BE THE GRIP!!! I'M GUD AT HOLDIN' STUFF!!!

[Goddity]

And when do I get my dramatic death scene?

[The Fiend Fantastic]

[Splits Goddity in 2 with a wicked looking greatsword]

Well, there you have it.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I nominate The Fiend Fantastic to play Mr. Fezziwig. He's just such a happy guy.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Wait...what?

I propose a game of Pretend you're Xyzzy.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Xyzzy? What? The genteel imp servitor from Sacrifice?

Wait...yeah! We should TOTALLY do a Christmas Carol/Sacrifice crossover!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

The Cards against Humanity clone online.

I gave it a few goes, so wrong man, so so wrong ^^, hilarious though.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

I bet it was! Beyond that, I believe that TFF would make a fine Mr Fezziwig.

[Goddity]

I think we need to settle this. Therefor, I challenge someone to a duel! Choose your weapons.

[Ventnor]

Yu-gi-oh cards!

[Goddity]

Very well then!

Initiative: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21

[Ventnor]

I activate my trap card!

1d100 - 2 ⇒ (58) - 2 = 56

Now you have to give me 2 of your eyelashes.

[Goddity]

But I spent all my eyelashes summoning The Closet Clown. Good thing I have a trap trap card. Now give me two eyelashes.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Cards? Cards be bad!

[Chops to bits all cards]

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Poog, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you just destroyed the very items needed to summon Zarongel.

[Ventnor]

Which was all a part of my plan. I now summon Legnoraz the Forbidden One!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Goddity wrote:

But I spent all my eyelashes summoning The Closet Clown. Good thing I have a trap trap card. Now give me two eyelashes.

*stands in summoning circle impatiently tapping foot*

Nice eyelashes. Whaddya want?

[Bleached Otyugh]

HUUUUUNGRIIIIES!!! I WANTS EAT!!! GLOFFY EATS!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Uhhhh...*looks around*

Hey, Message board troll! I see you up there, come down here! I've got someone here who actually WANTS to see you in your special meat-and-doughnut lingerie!

*dons protective ViewMaster, looks at pictures of Cambrian life-forms, artisan cheeses, artisan cheeses shaped like Cambrian life-forms, and Cambrian life-forms that look like artisan cheeses*

[Goddity]

I want...

A shrubbery!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Oh, that's an easier one - here!

[Goddity]

Very well then. You are free to leave. I return thee to the plane of closets.

[Ventnor]

I get the feeling that we stopped playing card games a while ago.

[Goddity]

Nonsense! Life is a game of cards.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

And wouldn't you know it, it's full of deuces, knaves, and jokers.

[Molten Dragon]

I'm all in! *dumps GT's "leftovers" pail on the card table.

[Bleached Otyugh]

*eats leftovers*

*eats pail too*

*burps*

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

I fold, there's no way I can win against a hand like that!

*Puts cards on the table, revealing a straight flush.*

[Message board troll]

I HOID MY NAME!!!! WHUT YA WANT!?!

[Ventnor]

I know! Let's go caroling!

On the first day of Christmas, GoatToucher got for me...

[Waterhammer]

The winter solstice. That's what. I hope everyone enjoys this, the longest night of the year. Get's enough sleep and stuff.

[Goddity]

Or no sleep.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

No sleep...no sleep for wicked.......no sleep for anybody here.

Gnyahahahaha

[LazyPanda]

I've never won anything until now! Mom will be so proud.

[Gruumash .]

I guess she is still going to be disappointed in you at least you are consistent. As you are no longer the winner that is me.

[Ventnor]

Winner that is Me is the name of my prog rock-funk-classical neo-medieval band.

["The Golden God"]

Too bad they lose to me

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

You lose to Poog, you shame yourself.

[The Nasty Orc]

Poog is a tasty treat thank you

[Ventnor]

Sorry, gotta pay your tasty treat tax.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

So, you're a money lender now, Ventnor? I suppose that'd be appropriate.

[Molten Dragon]

~all I want for Christmas is to win this thread ~