New page, new winner...
It is kind of weird that working with whips makes everything look like a nail.
Work long enough and you do begin to hallucinate.
You know what I meant. Don't you, VM7?
*chuckles lightly*
CQH. I have a pretty good idea yes. And I also just wanted to add I prefer not being the "nail" in both circumstances.
How very Belmont of you IHIYC
Squeak
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Would be better if you were a fisherman.
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*Gives IHIYC a brainsicle to prevent him from trying to injury with a whip.*
You'd have gotten bored in five million years, trust me, someone else tried it before.
*Re-addresses Comte de Malodor.*
Oh, I almost forgot, thank you for congratulating me. It was very hard to get Grade Three, I could handle the fact I would be swimming in holy water, but to swim around the world whilst being tickled is frustrating! At least I was able attain Grade Two easier than everyone else, but that's only because (unlike everyone else) I knew that prancing, pretty ponies put up such a nasty fight.
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Oui, the ponies are very naughties until sauteed in olive oil. Believe me, if you've never tried Pinkie Pie with fried onions in a brioche bun, you haven't lived.
Oh, I'm sorry. How insensitive of me.
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No offense taken my friend. Also, I'm afraid that I HAVEN'T had pinkie pie with fried onions (but that's only because I don't like horse meat OR onions). Besides, I once pulled a group of young individuals called the Equestrian Girls from their world and... well... I guess you could say that I never have to pay for "maid service" ever again.
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You are a man of vision and initiative. I salute you.
However, breakfast has been digested and it is time for the first of the morning's floggings, so adieu for now, and remember that maids are not a renewable resource, unfortunately.
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:looks to the glass of ice water, then up to Vidmaster7, expectantly:
:nearby, a single tear rolls down the Docktor's expressionless face:
Everyone got tittles all of a sudden.
:looks to the ice water, then back to VM7:
Strange times.
Everyone got tittles all of a sudden.
*Nods approvingly*
*Jiggles vigorously*
*Fires a poisoned dart into Vidmaster's face*
*Leaves, undetected*
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'Behave yourselves', he says.
Ah, Heydrich, what a wit you are.
And if you've finished with those maids, pass 'em over.
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This has gotten entirely out of hand...
*crushes his pocket dimension*
*looks around him...*
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This has gotten entirely out of hand...
and good times were had by all.
And yes I realize now I put an extra T. but apparently noone is seeing the L.
Also btw a tittle is the little dot above i and j
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Indeed it is, Vidmaster7, not sure who the ijit that decided to call it that was thinking though.
*Passes over the maids to Comte de Malodor.*
Have fun! Also, sorry this isn't all of them, but they are all the ones you know (I have since recruited some new blood - whoops, made a joke by mistake - for my personal usage). Here's the details, they never let you down.
*Gives Comte de Malodor the details on where to recruit new maids as well as a timetable listing GoatToucher's annual bridal auctions.*
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Merci, merci! A thousand thankyous.
{Looks at timetable. Raises one eyebrow}
H'mm, I generally prefer my wives not to have hooves and horns, succubi excepted. Also, looking at poor Dr. Verrukte, I feel that Baron Toucher's methods are a little too thorough, perhaps. Still, worth bearing in mind.
{Trundles off to the Spankatorium with a couple of housemaids, there to enjoy a glass of claret and some self-abuse, illuminated by the warm glow of his ancestral Win. Or maybe that's just one the maid's bottoms.}
attack of the fancy aliases... is what she shall call this week in LOTPW.
We need to get back to what is truly important:
Cheese.
And the win.
Cheese and win? sure I'll take some.
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Heydrich and I are aristocrats. We've already won, permanently. In addition, I am French, so there's nothing new you can tell me about cheese.
By the way, Count, should you be at liberty this evening, a new drive-thru nunnery has opened up under Drachenskrag, and there are a couple of sprightly novices there I should very much like your opinion on.
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Ah yes, my dear Comte de Malodor, I know the nunnery that you speak of.
*Eyes glow a vivid, blood red and fangs extend menacingly.*
I flew by the place a little bit earlier, as a matter of fact. And I've already selected a good twenty-five of them (I've decided not to be greedy) who meet my criteria (hint: think of young, beautiful girls with bodies that don't match being a nun ;-) *gleeful laughter*).
Aristocats or Aristocrats
I feel that this differentiation is important to be made known.
Man (*mouse) you ruined my streak. around 2 days!
Hamster actually. but we can let the name calling slide this time.
Rodent?
Eh... It works
You may of heard this one but,
The little girl brought her hamster into the vet because it hadn't moved from the side of its cage in days.
Apparently the hamster was "sat at the edge of the cage and wouldn't eat or drink anything".
Baffled, the girl took her pet to the vet where a student animal doctor gave it the once over.
When asked if anything had happened which might have caused this odd behaviour the little girl revealed the hamster had "escaped for a bit" but was found under the fridge.
Bizarrely, when placed on the vet's table the hamster allegedly perked right up and and was wandering around, eating and drinking as normal.
"Then they noticed there was something in his cheek pouch," the text message continued.
"So they look inside, and find a fridge magnet."
Aristocats or Aristocrats
I feel that this differentiation is important to be made known.
Like, we're all one consciousness, man. The differences don't matter.
But do you eat rodents?
Like, we're all one consciousness, man. The differences don't matter.Aristocats or Aristocrats
I feel that this differentiation is important to be made known.
Yes, yes, interconnectedness of all things and all that jazz. Could you pass the brownies?
But do you eat rodents?
I'm a raw food fruitarian, man.
You don't resurrect this thread you ruin the previous persons win.
How did pluto cat keep the win for 4 days straight?
Probably because I was afk.
How did pluto cat keep the win for 4 days straight?
Hey!
Because, having joined the Mahasharata Golden Chi Temple of Divine Bliss, when he asks, the Universe says 'Yes!'
Who ordered the bucket of splax spleens?
Uh Pulg maybe?