Last one to post wins

[hargoyle]

No. MORE COFFEE!!! AND WIN!

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Neither for you.

[DJ-Bogie]

Win for me

[gran rey de los everything]

Ok, I'll try.

[The Mad Badger]

Do not try ... there is only do or do not. I do so I win.

[gran rey de los stereo]

I do not, but I still win.

[DJ-Bogie]

The voices in my head told me that I win, You don't want to know what they said about you.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, so long as tha voices nay get in tha way o' me booty, I dinnae care.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I think I just stole your booty...

...and put it in a jar of dirt.

....In Your Closet.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, tha' nae be dirt.

[DJ-Bogie]

I don't want to know about his dirty booty.

For the win and the Gold Medal.

[gran rey de los stereo]

You mean the Fool's Gold Medal, of course. Even if you did win this thread I doubt it would be worth real gold.

[Bergi Kauflebaum]

No, it wouldn't...

[gran rey de los everything]

Hmm...what would be the appropriate substance for the win medal to be made of? Pewter? Pre-painted plastic?

feces?

[Mark Hoover]

Leave it to the alias of the King of the Monkeys to go there. I like to think that at the end of this thread I face a dragon; my vorpal sword goes snicker-snack and its head comes off...with its neck spewing CANDY!

[Lupi Rhatwell]

Oh, frabjous day!CALLOO, CALLAY!

[DJ-Bogie]

Say What?? ? ?

[Lupi Rhatwell]

What?? ? ? -blinkblink-

[DJ-Bogie]

Can't Blink

[Lupi Rhatwell]

Actually, I foresaw this eventuality, so I made this eyeball bag! Lookie!

-puts it on Bogie, because seriously, he has no limbs, so it can't be that hard-

All you have to do now is have someone open and close it. :D
...Aw, I guess that's not really blinking, though. Poor thing... No wonder your cornea is all bloodshot. Does it hurt?!

[DJ-Bogie]

Dry eye is no fun!

[Lupi Rhatwell]

Wait here!-runs off to purchase a vat of visine (after winning, of course)-

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

win

[Captain Spalding]

I abject.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

yoink

[Captain Spalding]

Not this time.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

baaaaacon

[Captain Spalding]

Only soy bacon left.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

OM NOMNOM NOMNOM!!!

Tapir bacon......

[Captain Spalding]

And you call yourself a connoisseur.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon bacon!!!!!

[Charles Scholz]

Wrong thread - I Win.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

winwinwin!!!!!

[Schism]

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[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Schism wrote:

IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin. IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin. IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin. IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin. IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin. IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin. IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin. IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.IWin.

baaaaacon

[Charles Scholz]

You win bacon, I win the prize.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

baaaaacon

baaaaacon

[Charles Scholz]

Like I said.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

baaaaacon

baaaaacon

baaaaacon

[gran rey de los bacon]

Mmmm...cured, smoked pork belly *drools*

[Lupi Rhatwell]

:D! For me?! I dedicate this win to every other post this one is on top of.

[gran rey de los everything]

And I dedicate this win to me.

[Tirq]

I can't feel my legs!

I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!

[Lupi Rhatwell]

D:!-fussfuss-
Ah! Do I need to get an ambulance?!

[gran rey de los everything]

No! Leave him to die. Then there will be one less pretender trying to claim my rightful throne.

I mean win.

[Midnight_Angel]

Except for the fact that it isn't exactly [i]your]/i] throne.
Or win.

[Tirq]

I'm okay again.

And I'm winning.

[JaceDK]

Victory!

[Midnight_Angel]

Where?

[gran rey de los mono]

Right here Baby!