By the way, BjørnEarakson is Communist #54 on my list.
Also, as a dragon, I lack opposable thumbs so I cannot duel with pistols.
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You must not use pistols. Use the best duelling weapons of all time. Blunderbusses and balloons.
Didnt you have 99 lead balloons or am I thinking of something different?
I have 99 luftballons.
I refuse to click hyperlinks on principle.
How about non-hyper links?
Well, heck, why not?
Why not, indeed.
Poog say Gruelmash don't win.
I assure you, I only vomit intentionally, and then only in delight or in a more... sensual setting.
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Oh yeah, I forgot!
*Gets handed a letter.*
What's this?
*Reads letter.*
I've been invited to the annual celebration of love and beauty festival? The nerve of that sister, Shelyn, of mine! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it!
*Consults said schedule.*
Let's see: 4:00 - wallow in self pity, 4:30 - stare into the abyss, 5:00 - solve world hunger (tell no one), 5:30 - jazzecise, 6:30 - dinner with me (I can't cancel again!), 7:00 - wrestle with self loathing... I'm booked! Maybe I can bump the loathing to nine, I could still have time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and drift slowly into madness... But what would I wear!?
*Checks wardrobe.*
Stupid, ugly, out of date! This is ridiculous! If I can't find anything nice to wear, I'm not going!
*Hears a priest of Ioemdae trying to convert some people.*
Aha!
*Uses a comedy cane to get the priest*
Let's try these on for size!
*Puts on the garments (after giving the priest to GoatToucher), poses in front of the mirror, liking what I see.*
That's it, I'm not going!
Excellent, the Avatar has refused to go to the festival! Now for step 2 of my 434-step plan to do... something.
Did... did I forget to include an endgame for my magnificent scheme? Surely not...
No, it is right there. Phase 434: Profit!
Oh right. Thanks for the reminder.
Wait... what's this scrawled in the margin? Profit... for Sissyl? How did that get there?
A bag of fries with spicey sause and a coke.
You have a theme song? I tried to get one, but lost the intellectual property court case.
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I'll say this about IHIYC: his lawyers know their intellectual property laws.
I think I remember you saying that you were going to invest it all in MySpace shares. You said it was a "sure thing." You were also drunk, if I'm remembering correctly.
That would explain why I get a contact high every time we high-five.
DERP!!!!!!
Yep.
DeeeeEEErrrr...
Matt Damon.
Polysyllabic word!
Polysyllabic word!
Matt Damon?
That's the title of my Hip Hop album.
I do NOT want to see the music video.
I have! It's both less horrifying and more horrifying at the same time!
Really?
It puts the narcotic effect in "Dope."
Ask the CIA.
Or us androids. Seeking to understand humanoid anatomy takes some experimentation too.
It's all about getting them to the "workroom". They wake up after a good rest refreshed and ready for... Fun.
GT remember the court issued restraining order plus the Judge gave me the right to shoot you if I ever see you after what happened in your "workroom".
Gunshot wounds... :sigh: That takes me back...
Pain is but a fleeting sensation of the mind. Madness is forever.