Oh please, I fly into Mordor all the time. I don't see what's the big deal with it anyways.
Oh by the way, I have gone up against an army, ninjas, wizards, and ninja-wizards... ALL AT ONCE!
(Also, your a turkey now.)
Gobble gobble?
*tries to look like turkey. fails.*
Ooh. What fetching plumage. -winkwink-
Come to my office so I can check your vision and get you some new contacts.
You'd better do what he says. He should know!
HE'S A DOCTOR!
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Wow. You must be a real Zoidberg.
No, but I do come from the land of Lobster!
Because Lobsters are good with melted butter not medical degrees.
But, like doctors, they're expensive.
I don't. Simply on principle.
HOMONYM ALERT!
That's the wrong sound, Master Tirq.
Qweep?
*flies into window. falls on floor. takes nap.*
I don't care, as long as chqler doesn't eat me.
The Gender-Ambiguous Duck sees you trying to tackle his fellow duck, and gazes upon all three of you. You all turn into turkeys.
- Tirq is now a Tirqey
- gran rey de los everything is now the turkey of some great king.
- The Elusive Trout is now The Unelusive Turkey.
This duck is still winning... and is still a jerk for turning people into turkeys.
[gross sounds of an organic membrane shredding, followed by the whistling sound of a high velocity body rushing through the air. Then BOOM, GROUND IMPACT !]
"Duck With Gaze Attack ! I have been following you through your thread-hopping road of mayhem. My masters have recreated me in the blazing forges of Kraashen-Gorn to track the likes of you. Look !" points at his face "No eyes for you to gaze upon ! What are ya gonna do, hu, hu ?"
"And now you die or be banned ! Bwhahahaha" [sounds of frighteningly hollow laughter]
SMASH DUCKIE ! BE BANNED FEATHERED NUISANCE !
Quack!
*tappy tappy tap*
wow
Thou art banned too, Mark Hoover, for having secretly consorted with this duck menace !
Get all your ducks in a row Gran.
.
It didn't look like sunlight.
.
But what if it's actually quite late?
In this case, you are in a different time zone.
Yeah. Something like that.
Th-the thing she just said!
What?
Am I still winning?
Nope.
Absurd.
Yah-huh!
He He He...
-witch cackling-
Me, you silly billy.