Oh please, I fly into Mordor all the time. I don't see what's the big deal with it anyways.
Oh by the way, I have gone up against an army, ninjas, wizards, and ninja-wizards... ALL AT ONCE!
(Also, your a turkey now.)
Gobble gobble?
*tries to look like turkey. fails.*
Ooh. What fetching plumage. -winkwink-
I first read your name as Zelda.
Come to my office so I can check your vision and get you some new contacts.
Contacts mess with my eyes. You understand... Right?
You'd better do what he says. He should know!
HE'S A DOCTOR!
I should trust you, you're a doctor.
Wow. You must be a real Zoidberg.
No, but I do come from the land of Lobster!
Because Lobsters are good with melted butter not medical degrees.
But, like doctors, they're expensive.
I don't. Simply on principle.
My principle excommunicated me.
That's the wrong sound, Master Tirq.
Qweep?
*flies into window. falls on floor. takes nap.*
GET HIM WHILE SHE'S DOWN! GET IT NOW!!!
You seem a bit confused as to the duck's gender, Tirq.
I don't care, as long as chqler doesn't eat me.
The Gender-Ambiguous Duck sees you trying to tackle his fellow duck, and gazes upon all three of you. You all turn into turkeys.
- Tirq is now a Tirqey
- gran rey de los everything is now the turkey of some great king.
- The Elusive Trout is now The Unelusive Turkey.
This duck is still winning... and is still a jerk for turning people into turkeys.
[gross sounds of an organic membrane shredding, followed by the whistling sound of a high velocity body rushing through the air. Then BOOM, GROUND IMPACT !]
"Duck With Gaze Attack ! I have been following you through your thread-hopping road of mayhem. My masters have recreated me in the blazing forges of Kraashen-Gorn to track the likes of you. Look !" points at his face "No eyes for you to gaze upon ! What are ya gonna do, hu, hu ?"
"And now you die or be banned ! Bwhahahaha" [sounds of frighteningly hollow laughter]
SMASH DUCKIE ! BE BANNED FEATHERED NUISANCE !
Thou art banned too, Mark Hoover, for having secretly consorted with this duck menace !
This isn't the banning thread, Gromy. And my ducks aren't menacing, even if they are nekkid.
Get all your ducks in a row Gran.
I bought a few potions of "Remove Tirqy"... so I am no longer a Tirqy. Just a normal Tirq. Also, Gran, you're nekkid. I bought a potion of "Remove Nekkid" if you want to use it.
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It didn't look like sunlight.
.
It must be early for you.
But what if it's actually quite late?
In this case, you are in a different time zone.
Like, Otherside of the world different time zone.
Yeah. Something like that.
Th-the thing she just said!
What?
Am I still winning?
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