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Oh please, I fly into Mordor all the time. I don't see what's the big deal with it anyways.

Oh by the way, I have gone up against an army, ninjas, wizards, and ninja-wizards... ALL AT ONCE!

(Also, your a turkey now.)


Gobble gobble?

*tries to look like turkey. fails.*


Ooh. What fetching plumage. -winkwink-

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I first read your name as Zelda.


Come to my office so I can check your vision and get you some new contacts.

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Contacts mess with my eyes. You understand... Right?


You'd better do what he says. He should know!
HE'S A DOCTOR!


Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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I should trust you, you're a doctor.


Wow. You must be a real Zoidberg.


No, but I do come from the land of Lobster!

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Why not Zoidberg?


Because Lobsters are good with melted butter not medical degrees.


But, like doctors, they're expensive.

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I agree.


I don't. Simply on principle.

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My principle excommunicated me.


HOMONYM ALERT!

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BWEEEP! BWEEEP! BWEEEP!


That's the wrong sound, Master Tirq.

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... bweep?


Qweep?

*flies into window. falls on floor. takes nap.*

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GET HIM WHILE SHE'S DOWN! GET IT NOW!!!


You seem a bit confused as to the duck's gender, Tirq.


I don't care, as long as chqler doesn't eat me.


The Gender-Ambiguous Duck sees you trying to tackle his fellow duck, and gazes upon all three of you. You all turn into turkeys.

  • Tirq is now a Tirqey
  • gran rey de los everything is now the turkey of some great king.
  • The Elusive Trout is now The Unelusive Turkey.

This duck is still winning... and is still a jerk for turning people into turkeys.


[gross sounds of an organic membrane shredding, followed by the whistling sound of a high velocity body rushing through the air. Then BOOM, GROUND IMPACT !]

"Duck With Gaze Attack ! I have been following you through your thread-hopping road of mayhem. My masters have recreated me in the blazing forges of Kraashen-Gorn to track the likes of you. Look !" points at his face "No eyes for you to gaze upon ! What are ya gonna do, hu, hu ?"

"And now you die or be banned ! Bwhahahaha" [sounds of frighteningly hollow laughter]

SMASH DUCKIE ! BE BANNED FEATHERED NUISANCE !


Quack!

*tappy tappy tap*


wow


Thou art banned too, Mark Hoover, for having secretly consorted with this duck menace !


This isn't the banning thread, Gromy. And my ducks aren't menacing, even if they are nekkid.


Get all your ducks in a row Gran.

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I bought a few potions of "Remove Tirqy"... so I am no longer a Tirqy. Just a normal Tirq. Also, Gran, you're nekkid. I bought a potion of "Remove Nekkid" if you want to use it.


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It didn't look like sunlight.

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It must be early for you.


But what if it's actually quite late?


In this case, you are in a different time zone.

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Like, Otherside of the world different time zone.


Yeah. Something like that.

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something like what?


Th-the thing she just said!


What?

Am I still winning?


Nope.


Absurd.

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Nuh-uh


Yah-huh!


He He He...


-witch cackling-


Which witch?


Me, you silly billy.

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