That's a strange sort of fair... as long as it has a hay ride tho...
Are you new quest givers?
Don't remember that.
Must have been elsewhere at the time.
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*Glares at the count, in a very menacingly way.*
And YOU are the one responsible for Gnasty Gnorc, myself and the other villains of the Spyro universe getting banished! To THIS rotten world full of the most disgusting people ever to exist!
*Becomes really angry and upset.*
To make things worse, you managed to conquer Avalar without trouble!
You just got here.
How do you know anything about this world and people?
Breaks into the fey fugue for trombones with a long piccolo solo.
Shame were not stuck in the spyro universe instead of Jumanji. I was great at that game. got 120% or whatever was max anyways.
Wait while I check the door.
Nope, no traps.
The first one is the only one I got to play. I wish I had played the others but I was poor back then.
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*Hangs on to one of the remaining steps.*
Very fascinating...now someone help me up already!
*Gets helped up by the next poster.*
Thanks, I guess, maybe you lot aren't hopeless.
*Dusts self down and clears throat authoritatively.*
And Vidmaster7, from what I understand, the first game (and most likely the others too) did go up to 120%. The main game is 100% and the extra 20% is from Gnasty's Loot.
Gnasty's Loot is what you have when it hurts when you pee, isn't it?
Yeah I got 120 then. I remember I did everything the game had.
*Cautiously opens the door.
'Tis dark inside.
Anyone remember to bring a torch?
Sheesh!
*Casts ghost light.
Here you go.
Thank you.
*Peers into the room
CAN'T SEE!
Good thing I have backup.
*Gets ready for... something.
*A blinding flash of light suddenly erupts from the room beyond.*
How very brave of you,
Or perhaps how foolish.
For daring to enter here,
Now meet a fate most ghoulish!
So I see. Hello, Cousin Mimi - how are you, dear? Are those skin lesions new?
Night comes on fast in Jumanji.
*Quickly puts on a pair of "Light Canceling Spectacles" and hands another pair to Schism.*
With the greatest of respect I don't your cousin is here.
Really? The Master was talking about a fey most ghoulish, and I can't think of anyone who fits that description better than Mimi.
Excuse me while I warm up.
*as guide takes the lead*
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*The room beyond is spacious and well lit (thanks to the open windows and torches that line the walls), with various "decorations" all in the Jumanji motif. In the centre of the room is raised platform, on its edges are two cages, and in the middle of the platform is an old man in a hooded robe - the Master of Jumanji himself.*
You've entered at last,
Tell me, what kept you?
And now that you're here,
What will you do?
For escape is impossible,
So in short, you're through!
Here, your bodies will lay,
Because you haven't got a clue!
Been nice knowing you Vidmaster7.
Good. I could do with a snooze.
Good. I was beyond bored with jumanji. Playing Clue! will be a welcome change.
Or, we can play Fastmunji, Furiousmunji. A game of sports cars in the urban jungle. I’ll have the McLaren hybrid.
What about Bungiemunji, where we play board games while jumping off bridges, tied to elastic ropes?
Yes! He's Gone! Now we can play the FORBIDDEN MUSIC!
*Appears in the sky, playing 'Pulg Is All Around You', in deafening unison*
Nice song, but a little loud for ears that can hear a flea fart a mile away.
Far flea flaw.
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*Looks around.*
Nope, Waterhammer definitely isn't here.
*Shrugs.*
Guess he has the ability to be heard wherever he is.
*Observes Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band get attacked by a flock of giant clockwork eagles (who slay all the band members but leave the accordions intact). After the eagles have done their job, they take the accordions and fly away.*
I believe that Ibsen intends to make a new creation using all of those accordions.