For those of us who have evil gnomes blocking access to that site..Who is Jack Keane?
It is one of the worst selling games in GOG.com's current flash sale. It's a point and click adventure game.
Never played it, thus I win.
Man who beat you up
I feel, you don't becasue you're a dead horse. I win.
Wrong. I win.
Wrong. I win.
MATT DAMON!!!
*thumps the desk with his hand*
Dude!
*headbumps SnowJade*
Matt Damon!
I think you've had a couple too many. Let me call you a taxi. This ain't Boston, man.
While you call a taxi, I will take the win.
Wrong my rebellious teenage daughter
Dysfunctional orc family dynamic...I can fix that
Ha ! So you've overcome my audacious barrage of the intarweb to this day...
It does not matter : I still win !
[*clocks Mc Gyver on the head with a sokaed poultice wrench and clocks Gruumash on the head with a frozen spatula*]
Two-weapon fight FTW !
[*kicks Dragon of Agnor in the snout with a frozen bandaged foot*]
Revised Flurry of Blows ! Haem...
[*suddenly unsure of his moves, starts blaming the devs for their multi-layered FAQS and correction and counter-faqs*]
Damn it !
[*grapples himself while flipping through the Pathfinder CRB trying to make sense of the jumbled mess of rules*]
Nnnng ! Rrrrggg !
[*topples over and falls on the ground in a bizarre positions, one hears an strange tearing sound*]
I... think I've dislocated my shoulder !
[*begins to sweat, turns pale with his lips quivering]
Damn... you... Garl Glittergold ! You keep holding back... ufff gggg !... my gnomish ... urggg !... victory and subsequent... apotheosis !
Urrrrglll !!
[*passes away from pain*]
See that kids, the only weapon i used was my mind
Ka-Swipe the win.
You don't want a piece of me
How about I give you the cold shoulder?
Salt on an open wound?
*makes hot biscuits*
Dragon huh, I'm gonna need some cool whip and lumbar support
*melts all of McGyver's rubber bands*
*Makes gooey rubber into a saddle, jumps on dragons back*
I've been waiting to see that.
*eats McGyver's hat*
Would you like fries with that?
*nods*
*eats McGyver's hat*
You don't want to do that, I'm wearing this for everyone's protection
Wash your hair then.
*Holds up a double basket of The Big 10's skin-on fries with extra sour cream for dipping.*
*snatches fries with alarming speed*
There now! I'll bet that tasted better than McGyver's hat.
*now wants buffalo wings with bleu cheese dipping sauce*
*digs through pockets*
I got some ranch, as for the wings there's a chicken running around here somewhere
I don't think so, Jim.
*Runs off to find dragon*
Wrrngs?
*holds up sign reading "Knot uh Chikken"*
Chick-fil-A would like to have a word with you, LTAD.
win!
Lose!
Draw!
Ro! Sham! Bo!
Matt! Damon!
GO TEAM CHAOS! for the win!
YOU ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
Step into my office and I will remove those extra heads for you.
