Puffy the Dinner Roll's page

I'd like to help with festivities but I was eaten alive several Thankgivings ago.

I need cedar cheese dammit!!!! Cheese and dinner rolls go great with dinner.

The next poster, uh, forgot what he going to say.

Uh.., Mountain Dew?

The next poster will suggest a side-dish or two.

Salt on an open wound?

Must of been mine.

I'm gonna be slavin and cookin in the kitchen tomorrow.

DANGIT. I want pizza now.

I got your pizza right here!

Hands Orthos a large New York Pizza with everything, except onions

Maddened Mob Member wrote:

aeglos wrote:

If the loooooooong flight would be already over :-(
why can't we beam home?

We were promised teleportation by 2010, weren't we? Weren't we?!?

Tar and feathers! Tar and feathers! They'll pay for what they did to my cabbages!

Want some coleslaw?

Huzzah! Huzzah!

Yes, yes. we heard you twice. Now have a dinner roll.

Chicken came out very well tonight.

You should have dinner rolls with that.

I'm back.

So vegetarians don't eat animals. So if I start eating people, I can still consider myself a vegetarian, because many people are insulted by the claim and refuse to believe they are animals. Ergo, they can be claimed as part of a vegetarian diet.

Oh please everyone! Vegetables and meat, fah! You need healthy carbohydrates. Here, have some fresh whole wheat dinner rolls.

Oh Butter!

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

:::Looks mortified:::

Why did you do that to my dinner rolls?

::Sits down and sobs::

<Pats Puffy>

There, there, puffy...

:::Sobs some more:::

:::Looks mortified:::

Why did you do that to my dinner rolls?

::Sits down and sobs::

:::Waves a White Flag:::

Hey, I brought some dinner rolls.

Yes! Where did I put the butter knife?

Dinner Rolls? No good substitute for keeping the vomit down.

I have dinner rolls. Piping fresh hot whole dinner rolls. Those carbs are always good for the deep thinker. Now where's the butter?

Need beer. Meed more beer.

I'm back! And with whole wheat dinner rolls.

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

Rusty the Borg Drone wrote:

Grrrr!!!!

Hands Rusty a whole-wheat dinner roll.

There ya go.

Just don't tell him that blood has iron in it!

I promise not to tell. Here have a dinner roll.

Grrrr!!!!

Hands Rusty a whole-wheat dinner roll.

There ya go.

Hey, can I do that trick?

Potato Slaad wrote:

Chef's Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be talking about some weird fiendish plant creature. It's hard to keep track of some of the stuff that comes out of the lower planes.

who says I'm not talking about some weird fiendish plant creature?

I knew it! I knew there was something weird about that kid down the street!

We should egg him.

We can give him dinner rolls too.

DINNER ROLLS!!!!!

Starts flinging dinner rolls around the thread

Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and caldron bubble

I smell a youling this way comming

Youling? what's a youling. Do they like Dinner Rolls.

Dinner Rolls. Dinner Rolls, Don't forget the Dinner Rolls this Labor Day Weekend.

Hmm? No offense, Puffy, but if it doesn't contain alcohol this group isn't interested.

....But if you wait until after the alcohol has been flowing for awhile, they'll sign anything.

I brought Kegs. That'll get the signatures rolling.

It's been a long week and I'm appalled by the fact that Pillsbury has an instant dinner roll. It's in a tube you unwrapped, smack once on the edge of the kitchen counter, sort on a cookie sheet, then sheet.

This is wrong and unwholesome.

Only the freshest of ingredients are allowed into the Puffy's Dinner Rolls.

Please, help me and sign a petition to have Pillsbury Dinner Rolls removed from the Grocery Store refrigerator sections.

You really like my dinner rolls?! Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I need to get back to another thread.

I have celestial dinner rolls! Dinner rolls are great with turnips!

Potato Slaad wrote:

Anybody up for a nice game of Monopoly?

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I hear they play Monopoly on the Celestial thread, though.

Be careful, they are xXxtra-Lawful Good and are currently on an obnoxious Celestial-conversion drive.

If you do go, may I suggest a nice 100% friendly and always non-violent game of Sorry! instead? {whistles innocently}

xxxtra-Lawful Good? Do they like dinner rolls. I've always wanted to branch out onto another market. You know Puffy's Holy Dinner Rolls. Approached both by the Vatican and Islam.

I've got to give them Dinner Rolls.

Oh yea. Where's the butter?

:::Meanders off tot he Celestial Thread:::

Fear Not! I BRING DINNER ROLLS!

:::Begins throwing dinner Rolls around the Thread.:::

Best wishes to your brother. When I read the first post about your brother's kidneys, I thought it was "in character".

Dons off Puffy Costume

Nope. It's all real life. We have him on a donor list, but it's only a matter of time before he either gets a second chance or dialysis finishes him. I pleased to say the book has made him very happy.

Puffy costume back on.

BUTTER ON!

Ah. I thought perhaps he had to sell said kidney to pay for all the Paizo goodness.

best of luck to your bro. I hear dialysis is a b&#!%.

p.s just got mine yesterday. The mailman rang on friday but I was out (to RPG ironically enough). So yesterday the head dretchling stayed home to recieve it.

Thanks for the warm best wishes. And the head dretchhling is a good man, er, dretchling for protecting your book. Heavy thing ain't it.

Before I forget. Dinner Rolls.

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

Uh, anyways. The mailman delivered both copies of Pathfinder Campaign Sourcebook today and threw his spine out in the the process. Yes, the book are about an inch-and-a-half thick and crammed heavy with RPG goodness. ... He's so delighted I think the book alone has mystical qualities and he's regenerated a new kidney.

I had heard it was hearty enough to act as a buckler, but the organ regeneration sounds awesome.

Wait, did your brother only have one kidney before the PFRPG? Or does he now have three squished in his abdomen? Did he grow a new squeedlyspooch?

None of the above my dear ambrosia. My older brother is a type I diabetic. His kidneys are failing on him. I ordered him a copy through Paizo's store while he's on the dialysis machine. My generosity cheered up his mood.

I notice there aren't any rules about butter. Nothing enhances the flavor of a bucket more than butter.

Ah, I see now. You came from on from the old butter churns. They couldn't use it because it has a hole in the top.

Oh, Dinner Rolls anyone?

Uh, anyways. The mailman delivered both copies of Pathfinder Campaign Sourcebook today and threw his spine out in the the process. Yes, the book are about an inch-and-a-half thick and crammed heavy with RPG goodness. If you have a copy of the latest champions RPG, you'll know what I mean. The other copy is for my older brother. He's so delighted I think the book alone has mystical qualities and he's regenerated a new kidney.

First glance, this is what fourth edition D&D should have been. The colors, the presentation, the paper cuts. It's worth it. God, 50,000 copies in pre-orders and it was sold out before its first release. No new printings until October.

Anyways, I'm off to read my newest book and I'll think highly of you as the week rolls on. :)

Rolls. Dinner rolls. Mustn't forget dinner rolls.

Have a wonderful week where ever you are.

Just a friendly reminder, the Pathfinder PDF is about to go on sale in 2 hours and 5 minutes. Syncronize your watches and get ready to watch the Paizo server implode in a ball of flame do to all the traffic.

126 minutes and counting,

125,

124,

123,

122,

Oh, dinner rolls go great with the new hardcover campaign book. I had to throw that ii at the last minute.

119,

118,

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

Hey Bro! Long time no see!

Hey Puffy. Still passing out whole wheat wholesome goodness?

Yup! I'd hug ya but I'm afraid I smush your white icing and sprinkles. You know I'd get it all over myself and I wouldn't be a dinner roll anymore. How's that problem with the ADA?

Hey Bro! Long time no see!

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

Hmmmm, I need to consult a relative, Puffy the Cupcake. But yes, I'm sure if you put them on the cupcakes with frosting after you've had a dinner roll.

Frozen chicken nuggets?

Even them. Where to breakfast, lunch and dinner like meta-magic spells are to wizards and sorcerers. Were inseperable.

Well, what about nachos?

Hmmmm, I need to consult a relative, Puffy the Cupcake. But yes, I'm sure if you put them on the cupcakes with frosting after you've had a dinner roll.

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

...we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.

Even....tofu?

Yes, even Tofu.

Well, what about nachos?

Them too. Toasted with onion rings.

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

...we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.

Even....tofu?

Yes, even Tofu.

We should celebrate with an egging blitz.

I'm for an egging blitz because we all know a dinner roll goes good with anything.

<Wild-eyed look>

What manner of creature are you?

I'm Puffy, I'm great with anything.

I'm not sure what he is, but he actually didn't mind getting egged. Weird.

Hey, I go great with eggs. Eggs are my best friends, even when they are busted open and scrambled.

Have you seen Ranch Dretching? I've been in the mood...

Bounds about as well as one can expect a Dretching to bound back into the thread.

Hellllo Puffy!

<Stabs Puffy with stick of celery>

:::Laughs like the Pilsbury Doughboy:::

Celery can not hurt me.

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

No Slaad will ever be great unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.

*tries to egg the dinner roll*

*excepts the egg graciously*

I'm great toasted with a slice of cheese and an egg between the slices. They'd call the egg McMuffin with cheese.

No Slaad will ever be greta unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.

A groan issues from the hot tub area. Alaina arises from the water, starkers, and looks about woozily.

OK, who make off with my bikini? Sunny G gave that to me, and it was a +5 Bikini of Blade Turning ... OWWW!

Looks at Acme at the bar

How's about a Bloody Mary Acme? I need a bit of the hair of the dog what bit me ...owwww

"Bikini or not, everything goes great with dinner rolls."

Hungry Jack wrote:

Try some delicious Hungry Jack® products tonight. That way, your family will smile and thank you instead of maiming you in your sleep.

Even more delicious with butter!

Hey, Butter Patrick, do you come in a garlic favor?