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27 posts. Alias of Tin Foil Yamakah.


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Not a problem buddy quick get me some gum chocolate and a damn paperclip


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The Final Fighter Thread

I fixed the fighter ages ago man


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Treppa's Mass Effect Hamster wrote:
Begins feverishly using his space enhanced intelligence to create a teleporter out of partially chewed toilet paper rolls, feces, pellets and smuggled in Uranium.

Bah all I had were paper clips and chocolate


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Little Lost Bird wrote:
McGyver wrote:
I could whoop chuckie with a paperclip and a hershey's kiss.
Are you my Mother?

Yes...yes I am. I remember the day I made you. It was right after I stopped that pesky reactor from meltdown. With the help of my good buddy paperclip.


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I could whoop chuckie with a paperclip and a hershey's kiss.


What the....I have no idea we are screwed


I can fix that hyperdrive! Quick, get me some chocolate and BonChon chicken.


Quickly get that darn paperclip!


It looks like the professor from gilligans island is heading your way. Man that dude was my hero


McGyver wrote:
my left boot heel .

This explains it all....yes


Back in my day we didn't need no shamwows, I once cleaned up an entire plane of lawfuls using nothing but a pixie stick, my left boot heel and a paper clip.


Let me take a look at him....Nothing a little listerine and desitin can't fix


gran rey de los everything wrote:
He's not that special. It's the mullet. You get hypnotized by it and then a leprechaun leaps out and fixes the things while you aren't looking.

True True about the mullet part, That's why I am wearing this headgear, however there are no leprechauns involved...Don't believe me? go to page 99 on the slaad thread for indisputable evidence.


" Man that's nothing, I fixed a quantum matter deconstructor with a paper clip"


*Runs off to find dragon*


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If you do have a problem, feel free to post on here and pm me your lat/long coordinates. I'll be there in a jiffy


*digs through pockets*

I got some ranch, as for the wings there's a chicken running around here somewhere


"Perfect, hand me the yellow and star"

*Pulls chewing gum out of mouth and melds the newly formed yellowstar into a crude but effective patch*


Don't worry I can fix it, what do we have available?, quickly slaads time is ticking


The Dragon of Agnor wrote:
*eats McGyver's hat*

You don't want to do that, I'm wearing this for everyone's protection


*Makes gooey rubber into a saddle, jumps on dragons back*


Dragon huh, I'm gonna need some cool whip and lumbar support


See that kids, the only weapon i used was my mind


Dysfunctional orc family dynamic...I can fix that


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I will fix him get me a paperclip,chocolate bar and gum


*Perfect! wraps paperclip around the international grandstand joint thus converting the quantum matter reconstructor into a quantum matter deconsructor*

"We'll have a rude surprise waiting for glow boy if and when he ever comes back"

*Starts chewing gum*


Do any of you slaads have a paperclip?, I'm pretty sure I can get it working.