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My deliberately off-topic thread got locked for wandering off-topic.

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*Runs home crying*

I can say without hesitation that it is the best rogue thread ever.

You really could have called this thread "Quit yer Kvetching about ______". of course that would shut down about 90% of the threads.

Claims posters are jealous of his obviously superior intellect. Continues breathing heavily out of his mouth while enjoying paste for lunch.

Tells above poster that his 3rd level rouge[sp] one shotted a glabrezu, due to his system mastery

Are spellcasters such as Wizards really as big of problem when defeating encounters as people make them out to be?

NO

WHAT

Now this is a hat

NO

Congatulations for 10,000 posts of nonsense

EXCEPT ME

THIS MADNESS MUST CONTINUE

MAKE YOUR SAVE

WHEN I DECREE IT SO

WHEN I SAY SO!

I've seen his stats, their pretty badass

*Turns head 180 degrees exorcist style, showing silver dragon head. Freezes DOA*

YOU WILL ANSWER TO ME!

YOU ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

NO!

NO!

Couldn't we just start sterilizing like 30% of the population? I mean what could go wrong with that right?

We can just have some group start randomly choosing people to sterilize. I am sure we can find some very wealthy people who will be entirely responsible to fund this program and they can choose who will be sterilized for the good the good of the rest of the world. Sounds like a great plan and we would solve the over population problem very quickly.

I WILL CHAIR THE PANEL SPOKEN OF BY THE FLAMING PUMPKIN...NOW LET THE TRIBUTES AND SACRIFICES COMMENCE TO APPEASE ME

NO! next question

*using gust of wind X5, blows the blasphemer into the "wizards familiar and sanity question thread"

Hmmm. can't really blame you there..BANNED for aspiring to be an ultimate authority.

Go to the "what's the deal with slings thread" read 50 posts and try to not pull your eyeballs out.

You dare defy me priest...BANNED! proceed to the "Why are examples always taken to extremes thread" read at least 16 posts twice.

Can't help it,comes with the job...BANNED for ignorance! Go to the desegration-breaking through the pvp myth thread add something insightful to the conversation.

BANNED! go to the slaad thread save vs insanity

BANNED! for...37 minutes proceed immediately to the dominate and protection from evil thread. Read all posts and add something substantial to the conversation

Banned for 1 week, go to the rules section and argue pointless minutae

Oh Please this isn't even close..SUMMONER