Last one to post wins

[lucky7]

I suck with url, but try to find Pitbull's don't stop the Party.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

yep

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Let's not and say we did.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

yep...

[lucky7]

You don't get the girls, loose, loose...

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

nope.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

99 problems

[lucky7]

You don't get the world loose, loose...

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

but a b!*%& aint one

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Is she two?

[Sissyl]

In old Soviet Russia, dolphin flogs YOU!

[Mark Hoover]

LOUD YELLING! I love lamp

[lucky7]

You don't get money... but I do...

[Quiche Lisp]

I win.

I win and bask in the stark utter simplicity of that fact: the glow of the overwhelming winning !

I radiate winningness like a star of triumph !

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Your radiant winningness is casting my shadow on the next poster.

[lucky7]

I say y'all having a good time out there?

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

lucky7 is banned for trying to be a DJ.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Granted, El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas is banned for turning the tables on Lucky 7.

[Tirq]

But... but... but... My Jimmies!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

That was Freaky not fast, where have you been?

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Tirq has been at an all-you-can-eat Philly Cheesesteak buffet.

I wish the nickname of the next poster was banned from the haiku thread.

[lucky7]

I'm getting the victory in Helsinki!

[Tirq]

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It looked like you had too many Es in Cheesesteak, but then I realized there are no Es, just a few e.

[lucky7]

EZ victory!

[Tirq]

Silly... Dragon(?)... You are a 7, not an EZ!

[Mark Hoover]

Tirq, you and easy e need to leave the buffet

[lucky7]

I win!

[Tirq]

Or... do you?

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I do.

[lucky7]

I do, as grand king of the dragons!

[gran rey de los dragons]

That's right. Say my name.

[lucky7]

Lucky7

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Lost!

Move along now.

[lucky7]

Get out of my winner's circle.

[Woody, the Post reporter]

It looks more like a pentagram. You've been banned to the lost column.

[lucky7]

I still win.

[DJ-Bogie]

Not really, it is all an illusion created by the summoning pentagram you are standing in.

[gran rey de los everything]

Hey, Bogie's back! Nice to see you again. Enjoy the loss.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Yay! DJ-Bogie is alive!!!!!!!!!

[lucky7]

Dj Victory.

[Adequate Duck]

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[lucky7]

Inadequate duck, adequate victory.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Sprark!

*crashes into lucky7's neck, falls to ground*

[lucky7]

Hit trampoline, am okay.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Nuh-uh, he broked your neck. You lose.

[lucky7]

I so win!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

No, check with gran but I'm pretty sure you can't win with a broken neck.

[gran rey de los everything]

Let me check the rules...yep, there it is. No winning with a broken neck. Sorry.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I toldja so.

[lucky7]

I miraculously heal!