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As money is power, I think this battle is truly decided in sales. Seeing as Godzilla is winning in both merchandise and the box office, I declare the big G to be the winner.
Maybe once. But there is a ridiculous amount of Cthulhu merchandise these days (helped by his public domain status), and we're closing in on a decade since the last Godzilla film.
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It looks like Big C is no where to be seen.. (linkity)
It looks like Big C is no where to be seen.. (linkity)
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If anyone wants to buy Godzilla insurance, let me know because I will
sell it to you. $20 for a lifetime coverage policy.
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Godzilla *is* a Great Old One. He hangs out with the Big C during his down time.
Godzilla is only female in movies where Baby Godzilla makes an appearance.Remember that Godzilla is a female so she would most likely be Cthulhu's b&*&+ and therefore Cthulhu does whatever Godzilla wants.It is quite simple. Godzilla would become Big C's most ardent cultist.It's like I said a few months ago. Godzilla is merely an overgrown Deep One. In fact, he's the 2nd most powerful Deep One, right after Dagon. Making him far inferior to Cthulhu.
So Godzilla is hermaphrodite.
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That means you have to dance for us.
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That means you have to dance for us.
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Makes REAL certain that he is well outside of dancing range...
That means you have to dance for us.
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That means you have to dance for us.
Jesszilla also has a +4 racial modifier in Stomp Stomp Revolution.
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If Cthulhu rises, he's gonna have one heck of a revolution on his hands. Humanity will fight him to their last breath.
Conversely, people would line up for miles to cheer on their new reptilian overlord.
A fight between Godzilla and Cthulhu isn't just a fight between the two. It's Cthulhu vs. Godzilla + THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE ROOTING FOR, AND TECHNOLOGICALLY ENHANCING, Godzilla.
Oh, and Godzilla always wins, especially when all of Japan, and the world, cheers for him. Kind of like Gamera, who would erupt from the ocean whilst Mothra soared in from the islands to help Godzilla. Remember, he's the king of monsters, and it's not about who would win in a duel, it's about who wins, and who's dead.
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Would you brag of the abilities of an army of ants in a fight between the entire German blitzkrieg and a dozen British Spitfires? For that is how little the support of humanity would matter. The dread Lord of R'lyeh would crush the pitiful overgrown rebellious Deep One, and not even notice the teeming masses of tiny pink hairless monkeys.
Would you brag of the abilities of an army of ants in a fight between the entire German blitzkrieg and a dozen British Spitfires? For that is how little the support of humanity would matter. The dread Lord of R'lyeh would crush the pitiful overgrown rebellious Deep One, and not even notice the teeming masses of tiny pink hairless monkeys.
But, how do you miss an obvious breakfast when you wake up angry and hungry?
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Godzilla's a wee lad compared to Great Cthulhu. Godzilla has a nuclear breath weapon. Cthulhu thinks that Godzilla would look good turning upon his tiny pink hairless monkey fanbois and incinerating the lot of them. Godzilla's SAN loss is more than sufficient to warrant saying "yes boss" to this wonderful suggestion.
Godzilla becomes the forerunner of monsters yet to come. Too bad for the Godzilla fanbois - although they at least enjoy the knowledge that "their monster" is as he always was - prone to incinerate and stomp on his fanbois simply because he woke up with a migraine.
After all, Godzilla's patterns of emergence are for no apparent reason. Godzilla dreams. Great Cthulhu rules the dreams of those who rest in the ocean depths.
Great Cthulhu wins before initiative is even a consideration.
I'll just be leaving this here.
teefury 6/30/2012
IA! IA!
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Into the dirt, his will be done.
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I can dance and sing!
in E Flat.
*Raises leg left - stomps, raises right leg - stomps*
C-B-Flat.
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Does Godzilla know Aikido??
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Godzilla's a wee lad compared to Great Cthulhu. Godzilla has a nuclear breath weapon. Cthulhu thinks that Godzilla would look good turning upon his tiny pink hairless monkey fanbois and incinerating the lot of them. Godzilla's SAN loss is more than sufficient to warrant saying "yes boss" to this wonderful suggestion.
Godzilla becomes the forerunner of monsters yet to come. Too bad for the Godzilla fanbois - although they at least enjoy the knowledge that "their monster" is as he always was - prone to incinerate and stomp on his fanbois simply because he woke up with a migraine.
After all, Godzilla's patterns of emergence are for no apparent reason. Godzilla dreams. Great Cthulhu rules the dreams of those who rest in the ocean depths.
Great Cthulhu wins before initiative is even a consideration.
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No way. Godzilla knows where Cthulhu is sleeping on the bottom of the
ocean. So it is just a matter of walking over and performing a
coup da grace.
sigh... Now I miss Cthulhu. Too bad he is such a bad fighter, and that
Godzilla keeled his ass.
(Cthulhu couldn't even dodge the boat that hit him in the head and popped his head open.)
Hurray Godzilla!!
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Gotta go with Godzilla on this one. Chuthulu's mind tricks might work on mere mortals but would be ineffective against Godzilla. Godzilla is invulnerable to most physical harm and heals fast as well. In "Call of Chuthulu" said monster got his head split open by a ramming boat (though he does heal fast) but this would not have even scratched Godzilla. Plus Godzilla has that crazy atomic breath weapon which would probably dehydrate something as squishy as Chuthulu. And Chuthulu couldn't even run and hide in his city of R'lyeh, because Godzilla is ocean based as well. Yeah, I think Chuthulu would become an 'Old Dead One'.
Godzilla and Cthulu would be tied...
Until HE showed up....
The one that rules all monsters, all aliens, and all existence!
Cathulu wins.
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And a Not-Mechagodzilla repaint (the original is white and orange)
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Another reason Godzilla is infuriated with Cthulhu:
Did you see that movie Pacific Rim. [ url=greatest film ever made ]
Well, that vortex or portal the Kaiju were coming out of -- I think that
was Yog-Sothoth (or atleast part of her.) Cthulhu is a bad guest,
because he brings his uninvited friends along.
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Godzilla's defeated abominations (Hedorah), quasi-immortal star dragons (King Ghidorah), goddesses (Mothra), cyborgs (Gigan), a double-team of robot and dinosaur (Mechagodzilla and Titanosaurus), etc. Hell, he's had a black hole dropped on him and walked away.
Cthulhu's been beaten by a freakin' boat, so ... get a grip, Cthulhu fan-boys. Your little squid is fightin' out of his league.
(Oh, and Godzilla says he was really tasty with that marinara sauce.)
Game ... over.
Godzilla's atomic breath alone would tip the scales.
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Oh, and Godzilla always wins, especially when all of Japan, and the world, cheers for him.
Yeeeaahhh.....only NO. Japan, and the world in general, generally tries to kill or incapacitate Godzilla whenever he appears. You know, since he tends to destroy cities and kill thousands.
And Godzilla seems to have a hatred for humanity.
Talking about Godzilla's puny minions is kinda ridiculous considering Cthulhu's connections.
Referee: "Okay, Godzilla, Cthulhu, this is the 'call a friend' round. Godzilla, who do you want to call?"
Godzilla: "RAAAAWR"
Referee: "Ah, your legions of human fans! An excellent choice. And Cthulhu, who would you like to call?"
Cthulhu: Fm'latghagl gof'nn llll r'luh zhro geb hafh'drn h'phlegeth Hastur, 'ai mg uaaah hupadgh goka Azathoth s'uhn naflshugg naflorr'e, mgagl R'lyeh Hastur R'lyeh ilyaa wgah'n goka. Shub-Niggurathagl ah 'bthnk geb goka lw'nafh nognyth throd h'sll'ha llll y-kn'a, Shub-Niggurath zhro nglui hrii hupadgh ch' Cthulhu kn'a 'ai syha'h nalw'nafh, h'wgah'n mnahn' h'uln sgn'wahl k'yarnak cmg hai lloig ya. Nglui ooboshu y-li'hee ngnw ya li'hee nnnnog hrii Chaugnar Faugn 'fhalma h'sgn'wahl, hafh'drn 'bthnk uaaahog h'ron ch' athg n'ghft Cthulhunyth wgah'n athg stell'bsna, ph'hlirgh Nyarlathotep shtunggli llll Yoggothagl goka ehyeor athg shagg. Ngvulgtlagln ron shugg h'ee f'hafh'drn n'ghft naya gof'nn grah'n ah, ep hai h'athg Tsathoggua gof'nn r'luh 'fhalma nilgh'rinyth Chaugnar Faugn, zhro fm'latgh gnaiihyar Tsathoggua hafh'drn gotha 'fhalma nnnmnahn'.
Replacement Referee (after the original went insane): "Ah, your legions of Deep Ones, the legions of humans mad enough to serve you, your daughter, Cthylla (who will give birth to you once more should you ever somehow die), and your buddies Father Dagon and Hydra. What a lovely entourage. Oh, and Godzilla, since he appears to have gone insane during the last few seconds and is now in your service. I'm surprised you didn't try calling in your bosses, though, since that's kinda what you do. I mean, it's in the title of the story."
Cthulhu: Tsathoggua geb ngah n'gha ftaghu nognyth.
Referee #3: "Very sporting of you."
The only reason Cthulhu doesn't have a huge list of monstrosities he's defeated is that he hasn't had to fight them—they're all either good friends or loyal servants. Ia! Ia!!
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Oh, and for those saying Cthulhu was "killed" by a steamboat—Godzilla was killed by Inspector Gadget. Steamboat's looking pretty good right about now, huh?
Who says for certain that what the one not-entirely-sane observer on the steamboat observed was actually Cthulhu?
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I have to back Cthulhu on this one. A Great Old One versus a trumped up mutated lizard? Like there would even be a contest that would last longer than 10 seconds before Godzilla either got eaten, driven insane, or both? Besides, you're comparing the iconic horror fiction of H.P. Lovecraft to the silly ramblings of a bunch of B movie script writers. Besides, the Cthulhu role playing games are put out by Chaosium, and as a Slaad in good standing there is simply no way I could back the mutant gecko who needs to get a real job selling car insurance or something.
Cthulhu is probably Godzilla's father in law or something. I think he was putting bunny ears on Dagon in the family portrait... I heard that Godzilla's Tokyo rampage was just him getting lost on the way to the reunion in R'lyeh. Apparently Hydra insisted on pulling over and asking for directions.