Yikes!
<Makes cross with antennae>
At the risk of causing Godwin, he's missing half the 'stache.
She's not evil; she's just misunderstood!
(Or so my cats maintain, anyway.)
Pics please.She's not evil; she's just misunderstood!
(Or so my cats maintain, anyway.)
Of my cats? Uh... hmm... I don't think I have any pics of my cats online in publicly accessible spaces, but I'll see what I can do. :)
"Just to let ya know all cats are NE"
Yap! Yap! Yap!
Wait, there are cats that aren't evil? Huh...
Yeah, although I'm pretty sure they're a minority by a significant margin. Alas, Spooky was a LG cat, despite his Halloween exterior.
Absolutely. A paladin could kick this kitty in the nutsack without any fear of falling...or could he...better check one of the Paladin code/Is this an evil act/alignment threads...I'm so confused...help.
I dunno. Ask James Jacobs.
Absolutely. A paladin could kick this kitty in the nutsack without any fear of falling...or could he...better check one of the Paladin code/Is this an evil act/alignment threads...I'm so confused...help.
In Soviet Gygaxian Naturalism, tuxedo kitty kicks You!
Wait, there are cats that aren't evil? Huh...
Yes, but very, very few.
No.
This is an evil Cat.
Cats are evil kicking them is not. Kicking a sleeping cat is good tactics.
Save a fish. Club a seal.
Cats are evil kicking them is not. Kicking a sleeping cat is good tactics.
Save a fish. Club a seal.
Eat a Fishy
Cat is prolly evil.
the real question though is why is this pic posted on the Accuweather website??
The only evil cat is Basement Cat, but he's way more fun to be around than Ceiling Cat.
Ceiling cat always watches...always.
Ceiling cat always watches...always.
Not true. Sometimes, Ceiling Cat falls.
Ceiling cat always watches... always.Not true. Sometimes, Ceiling Cat falls.
That's a Decoy Ceiling Cat. He-Who-Sees-All knows there is money to be made in filming a Poodle Lord humping a RealCat(tm) silicon simulacrum and streaming the video for $$$ over the web.
Evil the Cat
Well sure, if I had rat tail and a pointy Siamese head, I'd be cranky too.
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Wait, there are cats that aren't evil? Huh...I thought goblins hated horses...
Regardless, he's right. Cats are evil by definition.
The cat (Felis catus), also known as the domestic cat or housecat to distinguish it from other felines and felids, is a small domesticated carnivorous mammal that is valued by humans for its companionship and ability to hunt vermin and household pests. Cats have been associated with humans for at least 9,500 years, and are currently the most popular pet in the world. In spite of their close association with humans, cats are known to be universally evil.
See?
Of course not. They wield catanas.
Nor can they wield katanas.
They also use cattrops to slow their enemies down.
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They also use cattrops to slow their enemies down.Of course not. They wield catanas.
Nor can they wield katanas.
So, they're ninjas? Not paladins. ninJAS!
So, they're ninjas? Not paladins. ninJAS!They also use cattrops to slow their enemies down.Of course not. They wield catanas.
Nor can they wield katanas.
But that class doesn't exist yet. So they have to be paladins until later. Unless you're expecting them to be rogues. Sheesh, it's not like they have sneak attack.
Cats are neutral.
The problem is that they're chaotic. They can be evil, but most are chaotic neutral. So, paladins of Gozreh, Lamashtu, or Rovagug, mainly.So, they're not evil?Then, can cats be paladins?
Yes, but NOT paladins of Asmodeus.
No, cats are Super Lawful. It only looks like chaos to those without the proper perspective and mindset. The downside is that all the Xanatos Gambit-plotting consumes massive amounts of mental processing... hence 20+ hours of sleep a day.