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WHAT?!
Wild turkeys chase mail carrier out of Massachusetts neighborhood
Turkeys CAN be aggressive. Those ones were just looking for some bird seed.
At the local zoo, the zookeeper told me they'd rather go in with the bears than the turkeys.
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Awwwww...
*flutter off dejectedly*
"Why should I pay for that? Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax."
"That's home-owner tax, Dad."
Scientists Jurrasic parked some dire wolves..sort of
Grey wolf egg, modified 20 genes, insert into dog, 3 months later FLOOF. Extra floofy woofs.
Cruise ship crew breaks world record with 1,391 Lego boats
"Wouldn't recommend this cruise line. I spent two hours sunning myself on one of their deck chairs and now my ass looks like a golf ball."
Unsecured Penguin Caused Helicopter Crash in South Africa.
Mr. Wallace, a fellow passenger, was overheard saying "Good grief! It's you!" right before the crash.
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Overturned truck covers Texas highway in 8 million dimes
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a s#$t-load of dimes!"
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Emu escapes trailer on Pennsylvania highway
The wife and I used to drive out there all the time when we lived in Philly.