BANNED!

[Schism]

Banned for being part of the problem.

[Burning Straw man]

Schism is banned for constantly causing problems for everyone.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Burning Straw man is banned for being a fire hazard.

[Molten Dragon]

IHIYC is banned for not having clearly marked fire exits in his closet.

[Dr. Sigmund]

Molten Dragon is banned for spending too much time in the closet with IHIYC you need to share more.

[Old Doc Flumph]

Dr. Sigmund is banned for starting the riot at last year's medical convention.

[Molten Dragon]

Old doc flumphs medical treatments largley consist of a rubber mallet to the forehead.

[Belphegor]

Molten Dragon is banned for thinking this was the False Factoids thread.

[Curtisin]

Belphegor is banned for smiling inappropriately at the broom cupboard.

[equinoxmaster]

Curtisin is banned for having a crush on said cupboard

[GoatToucher]

EM is banned for trading in erotic cabinetry without a license.

[equinoxmaster]

GoatToucher is banned for forging an erotic cabinetry vendor's license

[Helena Handbasket]

equinoxmaster is banned because I just saw Jayne (from Firefly) in a Stargate SG-1 episode. Connection? I don't know. Banned nonetheless.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Helena Handbasket is banned on suspicion of having two right hands.

[Helena Handbasket]

Ha! Two left hands! [performs sinister shadow puppet play]

IHIYC is banned for Rakshasa bias (shame on you! We're people-ish, too).

[The Fiend Fantastic]

The lizard is banned for smuggling chinese hats.

[equinoxmaster]

TFF is banned for supporting every thing Cheliax does

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

HorseMazter be banned for letting pony run away from goblin's equine BBQ.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"THE" Poog of Zarongel is banned to the moon for a thousand years as a (completely and obviously) logical consequence for trying to eat ponies.

[equinoxmaster]

IHIYC is banned for creating ponies 1000 years ago

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

equinoxmaster is banned for creating Phony Ponies (TM).

[equinoxmaster]

IHIYC is banned for breakdancing erotically on a airplane

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

equinoxmaster is banned for standing on the wing of an airplane and terrorizing passengers inside.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

HorseMazter be banned for creating that option on board of plane in 1st place.

[equinoxmaster]

IHIYC is banned for gluing my house to the side of a plane and calling it a wing

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

equinoxmaster is banned for having the fish instead of the steak (I had lasagna).

[Cluny the Scourge]

Poog is banned for forgetting the dough-dog appetizers.
Equinoxmaster and IHIYC are both banned for ninjaing me while I was busy.

[Molten Dragon]

Banned for being busy.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Molten Dragon is banned for being too lazy to explicitly name who they are banning. I'm pretty sure being named when banned is a constitutional right.

[Molten Dragon]

I'm Hiding in Your Closet is banned for being a Mr. Bossy Boots. (Happy?)

[Cluny the Scourge]

MD is banned for trying to make people unhappy.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Cluny the Scourge is banned for carrying a grenade around in his mouth. Drop it! Drop iiiiit....

[Molten Dragon]

IHIYC is banned for letting Cluny off his leash to get into IHIYC's stash of grenades.

[GoatToucher]

MD is banned for keeping his grenade collection in his closet. He knew what would happen.

[Phil Agree]

GT is banned because s/he went to banned camp and didn't participate in the forbid-dance.

[Burning Straw man]

Phil is banned because I don't agree with him.

[Schism]

Burning Straw man is banned for being contrary.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Schism is banned for getting that hair of hers so close to Burning Straw man.

[Trekkie90909]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is Banned for pyromania.

[Phil Agree]

Trekkie90909 is banned for closetphobia.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Phil Agree is banned for uglyphilia.

[Molten Dragon]

IHIYC is banned for taking the easy road.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Molten Dragon is banned for being inconsistent.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Fiend Fantastic is banned because a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

ClosetJester be banned for dismissing goblin-oid inventiveness.

[Schism]

Poog is banned for thinking the goblin way is the only way.

[Jeff Harris 982]

Schism is banned for for having "a way" for each of her 27 different personalities, bloody confusing that.

[GoatToucher]

JH982 is banned for disbanding his all orc alt-rock tribute group Tusker Du.

[Jeff Harris 982]

GT is banned for being the biggest groupie of my former all orc alt-rock tribute band Tusker Du, they lads really miss him, and his ointment.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Jeff Harris 982 is banned not only for not banning GoatToucher, but for actually MISSING him when he's gone.

In addition, GoatToucher is banned for indecent public ear display.