Riddick did it. He killed that guy with a tea cup.
The next poster counts on the purifying power of fire in an unusual situation
I have recruited particle man to deal with triangle man. My victory is assured.
The next poster's vision is augmented. It's why they wear sunglasses at night.
Absolutely not! I am a Dragon of and for the people, I stand for justice and equality which is why I have commanded all peasants should be allowed to PIE. Now excuse me while I go and take a well deserved nap on my bed of gold and silver.
The next poster knows a great recipe for PIE.
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Prehistoric vampire "fish" - all too Lovecraftian, all too real, and if the veteran gourmands of Europe are to be any judge, DEE-LICIOUS! Attention, residents of North America's Great Lakes region: quit complaining about how "these invasive pests have no natural enemies" and BE the natural predators you were bred to be, for the gods' sakes! "*sucksucksucksuck*-OMNOMNOMOHJAYOUBETCHANOMNOMNOM!!!"
The next poster can dance if ith wants to, and can leave YOUR friends behind; because YOUR friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of iths!
Ith say, we can go where we want to
A place where they'll never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance (Come see! )
The next poster once tried to start a a cool 80's pop band called.....
Well thank you! I do!
Next poster watched the whole Masters of the Universe video.
Of course I do, it's just across Lake Michigan!
The next poster thinks it's really in New Mexico.
Well, back in the day when we were off our heads on various intoxicants (Come on, with a start like that you know this story can't end well) we came across a crashed spaceship and a bunch of dead aliens... or was it a crashed VW Combi? anyway, there were a whole bunch of dead aliens, or possibly hippies, and we thought: 'You know what? these guys deserve a proper burial.' Anyway, this was in the area of highway 51 so we decided to call it 'area 51', and the name stuck. At least, I think that's what happened. We were off our heads at the time so it's hard to be sure.
The next poster was with me on that fateful day.
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You saved all our lives, man. BLEEPBLORPLIVELONGANDPRO - I mean, thanks so much.
Lot 1,867, then: the next poster in pieces. Some of you may remember the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera, a mystery never fully explained. We are told, ladies, gentlemen, and otherkin, that this is the very poster who figures in that famous disaster. Our laboratories have repaired ith and wired parts of ith for the new electric light (you know, the more energy-efficient ones?). Perhaps me may frighten away the ghost of so many years ago with a little illumination? Gentlemen!
I just read a story of someone roleplaying 4th edition!
The next poster loves elves and never wants anything bad to happen to them.
Indeed. The step after life is lichdom. join me, and become the future.
The next poster considers lichdom to be the resort of the inept. he has a much better solution.
YOU SWORE WE WOULD NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN!
The next poster is about to break his vow.
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If you wish to roleplay in your bedroom, your biggest concern will be: Where do we roll our dice? Your nightstand and desk, if you have those, will likely be too small and/or cluttered, and certainly will not be in a good place for everyone in your group to reach, and unless you are an abuse victim or fakir, your bed is far too soft (and if you are a fakir, your bed of nails will probably just guarantee all rolls wind up cocked). I suggest the floor. Tear out your carpeting so that everyone has a smooth, hard, and equally accessible surface on which to roll dice - that or a good, sturdy, large but portable game board, maybe even a roulette wheel (if you have one) for d20 and percentile rolls. If you do this, be sure also to close your closet door and cover any floor vents so you don't lose runaway dice!
The next poster has really good and innovative advice for the new president of Egypt.
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*in sign language*
"I love how I can just post as a mime when I don't know how to respond to something"
"the next poster just signed up to go to mars and not comeback out of spite"
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The next poster is destined to play a key role in fulfilling the seemingly far-fetched ambitions of the Mexica Movement.
lets just say... its confidential.
the next poster will leak my torture methods to wikileaks.
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Well thank you!
Next poster thinks mimes #1-7 is scarry.