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Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jess Door wrote:

:D

XKCD

I took a different lesson away. Using only a compass and a straightedge I could make a gym teacher wet themselves. >:)
...How so?
** spoiler omitted **
** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
Maybe... okay yeah it was. ;)

It's one of the things I did when I was a kid that I honestly needed my ass kicked for, but Dan D'Antoni was a prick and I still say I should've put it through his eye instead.

Lantern Lodge

Gary and I walked to the sandwich shop for lunch. it felt so good to get outside and be moving... I hope this recent cold snap is the LAST we hear from winter...

RPG Superstar 2012

Sara Marie wrote:
Gary and I walked to the sandwich shop for lunch. it felt so good to get outside and be moving... I hope this recent cold snap is the LAST we hear from winter...

Just in time for the "rainy season"? :)

Lantern Lodge

taig wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Gary and I walked to the sandwich shop for lunch. it felt so good to get outside and be moving... I hope this recent cold snap is the LAST we hear from winter...
Just in time for the "rainy season"? :)

As long as it isn't cold, I'll be happy.

And rain means i can bust out my pink paisley rain boots :)

RPG Superstar 2012

Sara Marie wrote:
taig wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Gary and I walked to the sandwich shop for lunch. it felt so good to get outside and be moving... I hope this recent cold snap is the LAST we hear from winter...
Just in time for the "rainy season"? :)

As long as it isn't cold, I'll be happy.

And rain means i can bust out my pink paisley rain boots :)

Totally. When I can break out my pink rain boots, I'm a very happy badger.

What?

Look! New ninja playtest!

Silver Crusade

Sara Marie wrote:
Ahhh the delicious burning sensation of jalepeño chips.

Obligatory Ralph Wiggum


CH, where the f~#% is your young ward? Those f*%#ing pizza rolls can't cook themselves, dammit!


I'm so good, I can clean up the CRD!

Scarab Sages

Took Babyzombie for his first pediatrics visit. He did good. First they weighed him - he had lost like 14 ounces from birth through last Friday, but since then has gained 6 ounces. He was otherwise healthy and in good shape.

And, right after they weighed him, but before I could get his diaper back on, he let loose a stream of pee across the examination room. Hit mommy's purse and jacket, and daddy's jacket. The kid is definitely dangerous without his diaper.


Aberzombie wrote:

Took Babyzombie for his first pediatrics visit. He did good. First they weighed him - he had lost like 14 ounces from birth through last Friday, but since then has gained 6 ounces. He was otherwise healthy and in good shape.

And, right after they weighed him, but before I could get his diaper back on, he let loose a stream of pee across the examination room. Hit mommy's purse and jacket, and daddy's jacket. The kid is definitely dangerous without his diaper.

Did you know I also make a great diaper?

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Aberzombie wrote:

Took Babyzombie for his first pediatrics visit. He did good. First they weighed him - he had lost like 14 ounces from birth through last Friday, but since then has gained 6 ounces. He was otherwise healthy and in good shape.

And, right after they weighed him, but before I could get his diaper back on, he let loose a stream of pee across the examination room. Hit mommy's purse and jacket, and daddy's jacket. The kid is definitely dangerous without his diaper.

Lol, good to hear AZ.

None of my kids ever "got" me, until Riley, that boy seemed to think that I was a target.... and he seldom missed. O.o


... I'M MORE ABSORBANT!


March the 1st the First day of Autumn (Southern hemisphere).

Events
1803 – Ohio is admitted as the 17th U.S. state.
1815 – Napoleon returns to France from his banishment on Elba.
1936 – The Hoover Dam is completed.
1943 – World War II: Battle of Bismarck Sea begins.
1990 – Steve Jackson Games is raided by the United States Secret Service, prompting the later formation of the Electronic Frontier Foundation.
2002 – U.S. invasion of Afghanistan: Operation Anaconda begins in eastern Afghanistan.

Births
1810 – Frédéric Chopin, Polish composer (d. 1849)
1904 – Glenn Miller, American bandleader (d. 1944)
1913 – Ralph Ellison, American writer (d. 1994)
1927 – Harry Belafonte, American actor and musician
1944 – Roger Daltrey, English musician (The Who)

Holidays and observances
Beer Day, marked the end of beer prohibition in 1989 (Iceland)
National Pig Day, a minor observance (United States)
Roman New Year observances:
* Feriae Marti in honor of Mars
* Matronalia in honor of Juno
* Renewal of the Vestal fire

Liberty's Edge

Sara Marie wrote:
Ahhh the delicious burning sensation of jalepeño chips.

Y'know, SOMEONE (Urizen) could take this out of context and that someone (Urizen) may make a comment connecting the jalepeño chips to CJ's next shipment.

Yeah. Urizen totally said that. Not me. URIZEN.

<.<
>.>


Aberzombie wrote:

Took Babyzombie for his first pediatrics visit. He did good. First they weighed him - he had lost like 14 ounces from birth through last Friday, but since then has gained 6 ounces. He was otherwise healthy and in good shape.

And, right after they weighed him, but before I could get his diaper back on, he let loose a stream of pee across the examination room. Hit mommy's purse and jacket, and daddy's jacket. The kid is definitely dangerous without his diaper.

What a crack shot! And with both types of ammo so far! :-D

Scarab Sages

Spotty Carpet wrote:
... I'M MORE ABSORBANT!

Yes, but I've seen what happens to you. No way would I make you a kid's diaper.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Aberzombie wrote:

Took Babyzombie for his first pediatrics visit. He did good. First they weighed him - he had lost like 14 ounces from birth through last Friday, but since then has gained 6 ounces. He was otherwise healthy and in good shape.

And, right after they weighed him, but before I could get his diaper back on, he let loose a stream of pee across the examination room. Hit mommy's purse and jacket, and daddy's jacket. The kid is definitely dangerous without his diaper.

I tried to warn you.:) I guess I shouldn't have spoilered that.:)


Aberzombie wrote:
Spotty Carpet wrote:
... I'M MORE ABSORBANT!
Yes, but I've seen what happens to you. No way would I make you a kid's diaper.

I also cause rashes!


Sara Marie wrote:
taig wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Gary and I walked to the sandwich shop for lunch. it felt so good to get outside and be moving... I hope this recent cold snap is the LAST we hear from winter...
Just in time for the "rainy season"? :)

As long as it isn't cold, I'll be happy.

And rain means i can bust out my pink paisley rain boots :)

And Gary can too! ;P

ba da boom!


Sham-WOW! wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Took Babyzombie for his first pediatrics visit. He did good. First they weighed him - he had lost like 14 ounces from birth through last Friday, but since then has gained 6 ounces. He was otherwise healthy and in good shape.

And, right after they weighed him, but before I could get his diaper back on, he let loose a stream of pee across the examination room. Hit mommy's purse and jacket, and daddy's jacket. The kid is definitely dangerous without his diaper.

Did you know I also make a great diaper?

I did. You're also great for cleaning up all that hooker blood.


I been larnin' folk today. Took some shots at Colonial theory. Hey, the student started it.

RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I been larnin' folk today. Took some shots at Colonial theory. Hey, the student started it.

It's always the student's fault, Ms. Letourneau.

Scarab Sages

So, we had a good time playing Pathfinder on Saturday. It's nice to play for once -- it's probably been a good 10 years since I was one of the players instead of the DM. But I really do miss being the DM.

If I were to DM a pbp, think anyone would do it?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, we had a good time playing Pathfinder on Saturday. It's nice to play for once -- it's probably been a good 10 years since I was one of the players instead of the DM. But I really do miss being the DM.

If I were to DM a pbp, think anyone would do it?

I think you'd be able to get some players. :)

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I been larnin' folk today. Took some shots at Colonial theory. Hey, the student started it.
It's always the student's fault, Ms. Letourneau.

Does anyone else picture Leafy in front of a classroom trying to knock a cigarette out of a student's mouth with his whip (a la Indiana)?


Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, we had a good time playing Pathfinder on Saturday. It's nice to play for once -- it's probably been a good 10 years since I was one of the players instead of the DM. But I really do miss being the DM.

If I were to DM a pbp, think anyone would do it?

Ayup.

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Things not going so well in the CH household. More rejections...
Sorry to hear that, CH. I'm hoping your good news is arriving soon.

Same here. I am sorry to hear this but I am certain good news will be coming. Take heart.

The Exchange

Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, we had a good time playing Pathfinder on Saturday. It's nice to play for once -- it's probably been a good 10 years since I was one of the players instead of the DM. But I really do miss being the DM.

If I were to DM a pbp, think anyone would do it?

Ayup.

+1

Silver Crusade

Moorluck wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, we had a good time playing Pathfinder on Saturday. It's nice to play for once -- it's probably been a good 10 years since I was one of the players instead of the DM. But I really do miss being the DM.

If I were to DM a pbp, think anyone would do it?

Ayup.

+1

In other words: More players than you could handle :)

Oh, and +2


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Wow. I hate to point fingers, but some of you people SUCK at mornings.

Maybe the early morning crowd sensibly went back to bed, but what's everybody else's excuse?

{Zombie excepted, as I imagine he's in a baby coma, whether walking or not, about right now.}

Some of us had to go to work at 5am where there is no Internet =P

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

Treppa wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
H.S. friend turned jackass lives there
They might have gotten it pretty good - seemed headed south of here and they're southeast. And more is on the way. Bathroom break between waves, yeah!

We got hammered by storms here in Columbus but I do not think we were in danger of tornadoes. Or, I was just oblivious. Either way, I was happy to see the storm. I am crazy like that. :)

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, we had a good time playing Pathfinder on Saturday. It's nice to play for once -- it's probably been a good 10 years since I was one of the players instead of the DM. But I really do miss being the DM.

If I were to DM a pbp, think anyone would do it?

Ayup.

+1

In other words: More players than you could handle :)

Oh, and +2

Alrighty...

I started a post (sort of) in FB. I've been thinking about this a fair amount and really would like to see how this goes. Anyone important here not on FB? (j/k -- if you're not on FB and are interested, let me know here and I'll keep it in mind as we get going on it.)


Well, I think I've got my character concept going for the new game, but I'm a little disturbed that this is too much like another character I play in a different game. Seriously, Arielle and Thora have way too much in common. May have to make adjustments.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

So, we had a good time playing Pathfinder on Saturday. It's nice to play for once -- it's probably been a good 10 years since I was one of the players instead of the DM. But I really do miss being the DM.

If I were to DM a pbp, think anyone would do it?

Ayup.

+1

In other words: More players than you could handle :)

Oh, and +2

Alrighty...

I started a post (sort of) in FB. I've been thinking about this a fair amount and really would like to see how this goes. Anyone important here not on FB? (j/k -- if you're not on FB and are interested, let me know here and I'll keep it in mind as we get going on it.)

I may be interested. And I only check FB once in a blue moon. And rarely post when I do check it.


weighed in today, a little behind goal schedule but for a month without working out and I have lost 4 lbs in Feb. I am now down to 316 lbs. for those keeping track I have lost 24-30 lbs since the middle of December. I didn't weigh myself when I started back then, only after a week did I weigh myself. lets see if I can lose 16 lbs in 6 weeks now.


Woodraven wrote:
weighed in today, a little behind goal schedule but for a month without working out and I have lost 4 lbs in Feb. I am now down to 316 lbs. for those keeping track I have lost 24-30 lbs since the middle of December. I didn't weigh myself when I started back then, only after a week did I weigh myself. lets see if I can lose 16 lbs in 6 weeks now.

Yay! Go you! :)

Progress however small is good.

Lantern Lodge

Aberzombie wrote:

Took Babyzombie for his first pediatrics visit. He did good. First they weighed him - he had lost like 14 ounces from birth through last Friday, but since then has gained 6 ounces. He was otherwise healthy and in good shape.

And, right after they weighed him, but before I could get his diaper back on, he let loose a stream of pee across the examination room. Hit mommy's purse and jacket, and daddy's jacket. The kid is definitely dangerous without his diaper.

Maybe you need some of these?

RPG Superstar 2012

lynora wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
weighed in today, a little behind goal schedule but for a month without working out and I have lost 4 lbs in Feb. I am now down to 316 lbs. for those keeping track I have lost 24-30 lbs since the middle of December. I didn't weigh myself when I started back then, only after a week did I weigh myself. lets see if I can lose 16 lbs in 6 weeks now.

Yay! Go you! :)

Progress however small is good.

+1

Keep it up! :)


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Wow. I hate to point fingers, but some of you people SUCK at mornings.

Maybe the early morning crowd sensibly went back to bed, but what's everybody else's excuse?

{Zombie excepted, as I imagine he's in a baby coma, whether walking or not, about right now.}

Some of us had to go to work at 5am where there is no Internet =P

I'm trying to work out what is the most uncivilized about that...so close, but probably going to work at 5am.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I'm trying to work out what is the most uncivilized about that...so close, but probably going to work at 5am.

Meh. I'm out at 1pm, it's all relative.


is it dinner time or what around here?


I have 7 weeks to lose 16 lbs. lets see if I can get down to my sixth grade weight. which was less then any of my high school years

Liberty's Edge

It's really bad when I can barely concentrate enough to type a post on the forums, much less do anything else.


hey shiny you feeling ok?

Liberty's Edge

Woodraven wrote:
hey shiny you feeling ok?

No better or wose than usual. .


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
hey shiny you feeling ok?
No better or wose than usual. .

when times get bad just remember these two acronyms: WWHRD, and WWMD. the answer to the second one is either the same as the first one, or Btth.


You know, sometimes, when you've re-envisioned Col. Muammar Gaddafi as a Kentucky Colonel, and you go shopping for that perfect avatar, and you don't find it, you're left feeling just kind of empty and sad.

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
You know, sometimes, when you've re-envisioned Col. Muammar Gaddafi as a Kentucky Colonel, and you go shopping for that perfect avatar, and you don't find it, you're left feeling just kind of empty and sad.

But do you have the secret recipe?

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Woodraven wrote:
is it dinner time or what around here?

Mmm, Pizza Monday!


now what should I pick up for dinner on my way home? any suggestions?

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