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Use 'em to mop up sliced foot blood! One good wring, and you've filled the soup tureen!

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Great for cleaning up all those messy old aliases!

Took Babyzombie for his first pediatrics visit. He did good. First they weighed him - he had lost like 14 ounces from birth through last Friday, but since then has gained 6 ounces. He was otherwise healthy and in good shape.

And, right after they weighed him, but before I could get his diaper back on, he let loose a stream of pee across the examination room. Hit mommy's purse and jacket, and daddy's jacket. The kid is definitely dangerous without his diaper.

Did you know I also make a great diaper?

I'm so good, I can clean up the CRD!