A Very Twisted Tale, the Fawtly PbP

[Jyg'g Mikrotherion]

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Stealth: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18

Jyg'g attempts to make out where the sound came from and sees if he can sneak up to it to observe what had happened.

[Maulfeuer Brandstifter]

perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

to attempt to pay attention to where the little one is during the madness

edit- apparently I barely recognize the corpse of the halfling werepig over my shoulder

[Pipp]

"Is running away something we heroes do a lot? This adventuring business is so exciting!"

[Hieron Dreimalgroßen]

"It's a strategic retreat, Pipp. Does anybody have any idea what the orcling is up to?"

[Jyg'g Mikrotherion]

{stomach growls} {grinding teeth}

*snickt* *snickt*

[Pipp]

Pipp provides some traveling music.

Spoiler:

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and that Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ?n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.