You've gone and sat in the honeypot, sir. Now we can't have honeyed tea, and a bear seems to be annoyed with you.
Why is the bear the one who is always mad, huh!
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" you enjoy honey too? lets smite this sinner for ruining perfectly good honey. " Lumi draws her holy espada with her right hand and enters an offensive swashbuckling stance of some sort, sliding a holy main gauche down her sleeve into her left hand, grapsing it firmly. " Jester of crimson, i challenge you to a duel for your sin. you have angered the heavens and the Lady of the Sun herself. your descecration of good honey is not to be forgiven."
Whew its just honey... here I thought it was. You know never mind. Duel what duel I never fight a lady. Now if you give me just a bit I will go get more honey and um clean off. It is so hard finding the right color of red, I can't have all this yellow on it as well.
Holy Doppelgangersaurus, man. <twirls 'stasche> There's like two of them or somethin'. What was exactly in that hookah? Wait, I'll find out.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......<loud bubbling noises commence>
Now that's what I call hittin' the books, double honors style! Huzzah!
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Whew its just honey... here I thought it was. You know never mind. Duel what duel I never fight a lady. Now if you give me just a bit I will go get more honey and um clean off. It is so hard finding the right color of red, I can't have all this yellow on it as well.
"That Doesn't compensate for the honey of which you have violated." said the petite framed flat chested young angel of 5 feet and 86 pounds as she slaps the crimson jester upon the face with her massive, white, lace trimmed sleeve, the very one partially obscuring the main gauche in her left hand. her ankle length blonde hair shifting in the breeze, her normally cheery smile turning into a scowl of disgust. her innocent blue eyes took on a silvery hue. and wings of holy light spawned from her back, the halo over her head began to glow brightly. a golden laser fires from the tip of her right pinky at the jester's left sleeve, "accept your punishment, defeat me and your sentence may be lighter. the wrath of god is upon you. you will accept my challenge, denying it is yet another sin against you. i hope you don't mind 1,000 years of lepreacy and hemeroids don't you. Tis the bare minimum for disrespecting an angel. plus 500 more years for descecrating good honey in front of an angel. you don't want to extend the 1,500 years of leperacy and hemeroids into 2,000 years of it. don't you. "
*ponders*
<twirls 'stasche> what in the hootennanny is a leperacy and hemeroids? Did the white rabbit bring that? And flat chested just ain't right. I like to be boondoggled by bamboozles! I'll take a double, sirrah! Exalt me. Doubly so. And hands off my nook, pooftahs.
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<twirls 'stasche> what in the hootennanny is a leperacy and hemeroids? Did the white rabbit bring that? And flat chested just ain't right. I like to be boondoggled by bamboozles! I'll take a double, sirrah! Exalt me. Doubly so. And hands off my nook, pooftahs.
"you wouldn't want leperacy or hemeroids. both are extreme illnesses. far worse than cancer. and cancer would cause your eradication." Lumi goes into a full on lecture about the various life threatening diseases, various medicines, the proper use of birth control, and various other pieces of medical B.S. seemingly quoting various college medical textbooks word for word.
Looks to the left and stares off into the distance.
<twirls 'stasche> what in the hootennanny is a leperacy and hemeroids? Did the white rabbit bring that? And flat chested just ain't right. I like to be boondoggled by bamboozles! I'll take a double, sirrah! Exalt me. Doubly so. And hands off my nook, pooftahs."you wouldn't want leperacy or hemeroids. both are extreme illnesses. far worse than cancer. and cancer would cause your eradication." Lumi goes into a full on lecture about the various life threatening diseases, various medicines, the proper use of birth control, and various other pieces of medical B.S. seemingly quoting various college medical textbooks word for word.
<twirls 'stasche>
Birth control? I threw that out with the bath water and the placenta! Problem solved. Huzzah!
<twirls 'stasche> Whoah. Did you hear that? Is it me blighty bunny finally makin' appearances? Holy Jebus Godot! <takes a hit>
Ahhhhhhhh! Hope they brought some s'mores with their torches.
<twirls 'stasche>
Birth control? I threw that out with the bath water and the placenta! Problem solved. Huzzah!
What a waste of perfectly good bath water.
What is all this commotion about violating honey, and why was I not invited?
*ponders*
Too late, meatsack!
Mwahahahahahahaha!
*kicks over the White Rabbit's house*
<twists 'stasche>
Oh dear....where did that roach go?
<picks up the dormouse and lights him up>
*coughs*
Not half bad! Huzzah!
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*ponders*
Too late, meatsack!
Mwahahahahahahaha!
*kicks over the White Rabbit's house*
You've been here this long and you're only just now kicking over houses?? The quality of the pillaging has really plummeted in recent years.
*tosses torches into the Rose Garden and impales the card soldiers on their own pikes*
Now THAT'S how it's started!!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheeheehahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!
*ponders*
Too late, meatsack!
Mwahahahahahahaha!
*kicks over the White Rabbit's house*
You've been here this long and you're only just now kicking over houses?? The quality of the pillaging has really plummeted in recent years.
*tosses torches into the Rose Garden and impales the card soldiers on their own pikes*
Now THAT'S how it's started!!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheeheehahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!
*punts Luca Blight over the horizon*
Whaaaaat? I can't hear you over the sound of you breaking the sound barrier!
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*ponders*
Too late, meatsack!
Mwahahahahahahaha!
*kicks over the White Rabbit's house*
You've been here this long and you're only just now kicking over houses?? The quality of the pillaging has really plummeted in recent years.
*tosses torches into the Rose Garden and impales the card soldiers on their own pikes*
Now THAT'S how it's started!!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheeheehahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!
*punts Luca Blight over the horizon*
Whaaaaat? I can't hear you over the sound of you breaking the sound barrier!
*flies around Fawtlyland and crashes sword-first into Megatron's back*
Hey, nice shot!!! You're going to have to hit a lot harder than that though!!!!
*ponders*
Too late, meatsack!
Mwahahahahahahaha!
*kicks over the White Rabbit's house*
You've been here this long and you're only just now kicking over houses?? The quality of the pillaging has really plummeted in recent years.
*tosses torches into the Rose Garden and impales the card soldiers on their own pikes*
Now THAT'S how it's started!!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheeheehahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!
*punts Luca Blight over the horizon*
Whaaaaat? I can't hear you over the sound of you breaking the sound barrier!
*flies around Fawtlyland and crashes sword-first into Megatron's back*
Hey, nice shot!!! You're going to have to hit a lot harder than that though!!!!
I do have good aim don't I?
All praise from Meatsacks will be hence forth accepted. You may adore me at your leisure!
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*flies around Fawtlyland and crashes sword-first into Megatron's back*
Hey, nice shot!!! You're going to have to hit a lot harder than that though!!!!
I do have good aim don't I?
All praise from Meatsacks will be hence forth accepted. You may adore me at your leisure!
I don't do the adoring so much but I will take you up on the leisure!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheehahahahahaaaaa!!!!
*climbs atop the sword impaled in Megatron's back, draws second sword and cleaves the head*
*flies around Fawtlyland and crashes sword-first into Megatron's back*
Hey, nice shot!!! You're going to have to hit a lot harder than that though!!!!
I do have good aim don't I?
All praise from Meatsacks will be hence forth accepted. You may adore me at your leisure!
I don't do the adoring so much but I will take you up on the leisure!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheehahahahahaaaaa!!!!
*climbs atop the sword impaled in Megatron's back, draws second sword and cleaves the head*
*flops on back and rolls around laughing, crushing Luca into a bloody paste*
Hahahaha, you hit my tickle processor! Hahahaha. Fleshling you've got good aim.
Fleshling?
Oh, oh boy.
*punts a giant mushroom at Marijuakurion*
*Makes cubes of Energon from the burning house*
<twirl...> *SMACK*
Owwwwww! duuuuuuddee!
Ooooh, 'shrooms!
*flops on back and rolls around laughing, crushing Luca into a bloody paste**CRONK*
Hell you're heavy. But it'll take a lot more than that to kill Luca Blight!!!!
*benchpresses Megatron and shoves him off, stands, dusts off, retrieves sword*
Nice warmup. I think I'm all stretched out now!!!
Your corn syrup is showing, or whatever that lubricant is that fills fleshling meatsacks.
Here, hold these Energon Cubes if you're that strong.
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Your corn syrup is showing, or whatever that lubricant is that fills fleshling meatsacks.*flops on back and rolls around laughing, crushing Luca into a bloody paste**CRONK*
Hell you're heavy. But it'll take a lot more than that to kill Luca Blight!!!!
*benchpresses Megatron and shoves him off, stands, dusts off, retrieves sword*
Nice warmup. I think I'm all stretched out now!!!
Just a little blood. You think a few wounds are going to put an end to me???
Here, hold these Energon Cubes if you're that strong.
Alright, if you're gonna be all condescending about it. Suppose I can make some fun out of this.
*debates juggling the cubes before discarding the idea as silly and pointless... otherwise holds them fine*
We done with this farce and getting back to the killing or you wanna dance around with more games first? I don't have a ton of patience you know.
*debates punting the cubes... likes that idea a lot better*
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of slithy toves*
CLEAN
CUP!
Move
D
O
W
N
!
Curious... the Hare has never been this late to tea. However, I still relinquish the hope that he mightnt appear.
I do hope he arrives soon. The tea is getting cold, and the dormouse snores so.
*teleports in, begins assimilating FAWTLYland lifeforms*
We are the White Rabbit, resistence is useless. You will be assimilated. All your base are belong to us.
we have no BASR!
*assimilates CJ,RL*
NO!!!!!!!!!!
Sheesh, I thought she'd never leave. Now I can nance up the place!
*sparkles*
I say, Borg are such douches. I feel sorry for the little white rabbit, but at least they didn't get my friend the March Hare. He probably just ODed or something with that caterpillar fellow.
I say, Borg are such douches. I feel sorry for the little white rabbit, but at least they didn't get my friend the March Hare. He probably just ODed or something with that caterpillar fellow.
*assimilates the Hatter's hat*
I say, Borg are such douches. I feel sorry for the little white rabbit, but at least they didn't get my friend the March Hare. He probably just ODed or something with that caterpillar fellow.
Duuuuuuuude, that bug in a hat is talking.
I say, Borg are such douches. I feel sorry for the little white rabbit, but at least they didn't get my friend the March Hare. He probably just ODed or something with that caterpillar fellow.*assimilates the Hatter's hat*
Like I only have one hat. Still, argument proved.
Duuuuuuuude, that bug in a hat is talking.
Totally.
*Assimilates some tea, then processes it into nanites which then assimilate the Slithy Toves and Momeraths.*
Oh no... he accidentally drank the Tea of Extensive and Superfast Rusting.
That really is too bad... Bad Hatter for not labeling that pot!
Oh no... he accidentally drank the Tea of Extensive and Superfast Rusting.
That really is too bad... Bad Hatter for not labeling that pot!
*Continues working*
We are mostly made of plastic prosthetics. Rusting is irrelevant. You have no chance to survive, make your time.
*eats some nanites*
NO MORE.