I for one find that bees are annoying! They give the outside a certain dangerous element. If one manages to get inside... the worst could happen! Oh how terrible that would be!
I demand that the government create legislation to control the Bee population... or to naturalize them and make them speak English instead of constantly buzzing. Then we can annex their colony and there will be free honey for everyone in the Off Topic area... since we thought of it first! I hate to bring up politics in the Off Topic area, but someone had to bring up this most attrocious of dangers... non-naturalized Bees!
The government should refrain from mouse traps too. Elitist Cat Lobbyist control our government! Their plight makes them the bravest of rodents, unlike those muddy Nutria and staticy Rabbits.
***The objective is to create a thread that is both non-sensical and overly political all at once.***
Equal rights for dead equines NOW!
Virtual Rights for Virtual Citizens!
What if I drive a hybrid car? Can I get tax credits?
What about chimeras?
Virtual Rights for Virtual Citizens!
Huzzah!
What if I drive a hybrid car? Can I get tax credits?
No tax credits for badgers!
Free leather jumpsuits for the next sixteen callers...
Ooops, all gone!
Be my friend!
Be my friend!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*catches breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
HAHA!
*sigh*
I want zombies classified as a recognized minority. Or would that be an endangered species? I'm not sure.....*turns Aberzombie*
Heh. That's even more fun than clubbing a seal.
So now that he's turned over, what are you doing to him? I would assume clubbing is involved considering your previous post.
I want zombies classified as a recognized minority. Or would that be an endangered species? I'm not sure.....*turns Aberzombie*
Heh. That's even more fun than clubbing a seal.
Make sure your seal isn't actually a trapper's bane. :)
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I want zombies classified as a recognized minority. Or would that be an endangered species? I'm not sure.....*turns Aberzombie*
Heh. That's even more fun than clubbing a seal.
Make sure your seal isn't actually a trapper's bane. :)
That's what made me think of it.
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So now that he's turned over, what are you doing to him? I would assume clubbing is involved considering your previous post.I want zombies classified as a recognized minority. Or would that be an endangered species? I'm not sure.....*turns Aberzombie*
Heh. That's even more fun than clubbing a seal.
Sweep him into a dustpan.
Ahh, the joys of the Sun domain...
I want zombies classified as a recognized minority. Or would that be an endangered species? I'm not sure.....*turns Aberzombie*
Heh. That's even more fun than clubbing a seal.
Make sure your seal isn't actually a trapper's bane. :)
That's what made me think of it.
** spoiler omitted **
Damn it! Now I'm naked, and my head hurts. It's not as much fun when there's no alcohol involved.
Damn it! Now I'm naked, and my head hurts. It's not as much fun when there's no alcohol involved.
*dreches Taig in barrel of tequila*
Elves should not have to pay taxes, uh-hunh, 'cause 'em dwarves got all the gems n' gold.
All we got is sum nice trees n' fruit. It's a hard life for the Boyz in da Wood.
A badger without clothes! Unthinkable!
Won't someone think of the Children!
*sparkles*
I think it's high time that we do something about the egregious problem of leg humping. Countless people have been the victims of this terrible crime, and our government has done little to stop it. In order to pay for this legislation, I propose that we institute a 1% tax increase on ponies named Sebastian. After all, these individuals have done little to stop these heinous acts, and are the ones most capable of shouldering such a burden for the good of the American people.
I think it's high time that we do something about the egregious problem of leg humping. Countless people have been the victims of this terrible crime, and our government has done little to stop it. In order to pay for this legislation, I propose that we institute a 1% tax increase on ponies named Sebastian. After all, these individuals have done little to stop these heinous acts, and are the ones most capable of shouldering such a burden for the good of the American people.
+1
Anything to raise taxes!
I've been stealing from all of you for months, and you haven't caught me...
*SHADOWJUMPS AWAY*
I think it's high time that we do something about the egregious problem of leg humping. Countless people have been the victims of this terrible crime, and our government has done little to stop it. In order to pay for this legislation, I propose that we institute a 1% tax increase on ponies named Sebastian. After all, these individuals have done little to stop these heinous acts, and are the ones most capable of shouldering such a burden for the good of the American people.
*humps DoveArrow's leg*
*humps DoveArrow's leg*
Gah! And the onslaught continues!
Be my friend!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*catches breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
HAHA!
*sigh*
*hug*
*humps DoveArrow's leg*Gah! And the onslaught continues!
You're lucky I'm not a dog...
{sharpens claws on DoveArrow's magic pants, chews on his boot laces}
Lets nuke the sun. Its the only way to be sure.
Lets nuke the sun. Its the only way to be sure.
Nuking the sun is like pouring gasoline on a fire.......do you really want it to go supernova?
....tellingyouthatthesunistoosmalltogonovaandnukingitwilldonothingnothingit ellyou!
....tellingyouthatthesunistoosmalltogonovaandnukingitwilldonothingnothingit ellyou!
ithappens.
....tellingyouthatthesunistoosmalltogonovaandnukingitwilldonothingnothingit ellyou!
That's what they all say.
Then the next thing you know all the galaxies are crashing into each other and the entire universe is spiraling off into black oblivion!
I think all salaries should be paid in salt. I mean, they are salaries after all. So whenever congress increases their salary, it should only be in salt.
{sharpens claws on DoveArrow's magic pants, chews on his boot laces}
Do you have any idea how much XP these things cost me? We won't even mention the gold piece value.