Callous Jack's Sebastian's page

Sebastian wrote:

I do not approve of clones.

Not even those fancy Star Wars ones?

No, especially not those.

Sebastian wrote:

I do not approve of clones.

Yes, but I do. And since I'm the center of the universe, what you think matters about as much as clown makeup on a flea.

Pfah, You are beneath me you little troll. Go scurry along and hump a poodle or something.

I do not approve of clones.

(rolling around)

*kicks eye into soccer net*

Would anyone like a hug?

Sebastian wrote:

Be my friend!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*catches breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHA!

HAHA!

*sigh*

*hug*

Be my friend!

I love you, man.

*hugs Emperor7*

Sebastian wrote:

Will anyone here give me a hug?

Yes, just sign this hug contract please....

Yay! I have a friend!

Callous Jack wrote:

James is going to have as big an ego as Sebastian after this thread...

;-)

Ok, well now you're just talking crazy......

I concur.

I admit it, I post without reading. I'm sure this all comes as a surprise to everyone, considering the reasoned and intelligent postings I'm known for.

(^_^)b

Let me know when those start...

Will anyone here give me a hug?

Huzzah! My meeting with the guy I don't like has been delayed.

I can reschedule to meet you at 3:00 today.

Sebastian wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Milady, were you not the mother of mine own good friend I dread what leonine passions I might unleash upon thine ample and pleasing form. For the seeded chill within my bones suckles at the kettle warmth of your embrace, reigniting memories long lost, restoring those merry times with fast friends and few concerns. You return me my youth like a noonday rowboat gliss across a placid lake, but I shall burden you no further, save for the most courtly of love in gratitude.

Expect a few odes from time to time as well, as I'm given to mad fits of their composing.

::Uses the aforementioned 10' pole to vault into a nearby thicket of reeds, hiding from Lord Sebastian's punitory, roving reach.::

Just think Jade, some day I might call you Dad.

Den can I call you brudder?

Maybe...if I don't sue you to death first.

Milady, were you not the mother of mine own good friend I dread what leonine passions I might unleash upon thine ample and pleasing form. For the seeded chill within my bones suckles at the kettle warmth of your embrace, reigniting memories long lost, restoring those merry times with fast friends and few concerns. You return me my youth like a noonday rowboat gliss across a placid lake, but I shall burden you no further, save for the most courtly of love in gratitude.

Expect a few odes from time to time as well, as I'm given to mad fits of their composing.

::Uses the aforementioned 10' pole to vault into a nearby thicket of reeds, hiding from Lord Sebastian's punitory, roving reach.::

Just think Jade, some day I might call you Dad.