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Scarab Sages

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Well, I wonder if this first arrest means the NYC bomber case is cracked. Sure hope so.

Unless he had help. Or was part of a cell.


The Sax Man wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Can't get enough sax lately.
Would you happen to know how to play the trombone, too? Or are you a little rusty?
Nope just the Sax and the Trumpet.

Have you seen Little Boy Blue around here?

Scarab Sages

Booyah!! Sneaked in a TotP!!


At Christmas time, we stayed at the W right around the corner. And I may never see the second half of the last episode as it was meant to be seen. Razzin frazzin.


Looks like the alts are coming out of the woodwork lately.


Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Can't get enough sax lately.
Would you happen to know how to play the trombone, too? Or are you a little rusty?
Nope just the Sax and the Trumpet.
Have you seen Little Boy Blue around here?

Nope, but I did see a little blue boy running around in the elementary school halls last night.

Scarab Sages

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
At Christmas time, we stayed at the W right around the corner. And I may never see the second half of the last episode as it was meant to be seen. Razzin frazzin.

Bummer dude.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I saw what you did there.
There you are. I thought you went into hiding.
While Bitter Thorn and Garydee are out there stalking me because I know the truth ... I have to change locations every five minutes. You just can't be too lax in one's security.

You'll never get away from us now that we have a poodle that can track you. Get him boy!


The Sax Man wrote:
Anyone seen Urizen lately?

1st post is about not enuf, then the 2nd is asking about Urizen. Sumting we should know?


The Sax Man wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Can't get enough sax lately.
Would you happen to know how to play the trombone, too? Or are you a little rusty?
Nope just the Sax and the Trumpet.
Have you seen Little Boy Blue around here?
Nope, but I did see a little blue boy running around in the elementary school halls last night.

I don't know if I'm going to regret this.

What were you doing in an elementary school with a little boy running in the hall?


Garydee wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
I saw what you did there.
There you are. I thought you went into hiding.
While Bitter Thorn and Garydee are out there stalking me because I know the truth ... I have to change locations every five minutes. You just can't be too lax in one's security.

You'll never get away from us now that we have a poodle that can track you. Get him boy!

YAP! YAP! *Starts to sniff in order to get Urizen's scent*


Garydee wrote:

You'll never get away from us now that we have a poodle that can track you. Get him boy!

B!tches leave.


Urizen wrote:
lynora wrote:

And today there are two sunbathing hotties in the courtyard. :)

I knew I liked this place. ;)

hold up your laptop ... move it to the right ... just a little more ... HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Yes.

Giggidy. Goo.

LOL. :D

You are one sick individual.... I like it. ;)


Are we supposed to pee in here now?


Emperor7 wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Anyone seen Urizen lately?
1st post is about not enuf, then the 2nd is asking about Urizen. Sumting we should know?

...that I wasn't the blue boy that was running down the hallway in the elementary school where The Sax Man was allegedy at. But I probably would have been running now that I'm thinking about it...


Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Can't get enough sax lately.
Would you happen to know how to play the trombone, too? Or are you a little rusty?
Nope just the Sax and the Trumpet.
Have you seen Little Boy Blue around here?

Last time I heard, he was with the Man in the Moon.


lynora wrote:

And today there are two sunbathing hotties in the courtyard. :)

I knew I liked this place. ;)

Mmmm...hotties....


lurking...


lynora wrote:
Urizen wrote:
lynora wrote:

And today there are two sunbathing hotties in the courtyard. :)

I knew I liked this place. ;)

hold up your laptop ... move it to the right ... just a little more ... HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Yes.

Giggidy. Goo.

LOL. :D

You are one sick individual.... I like it. ;)

Web cam pervoyeurism is not just a science, it's an art!


lynora wrote:
Urizen wrote:
lynora wrote:

And today there are two sunbathing hotties in the courtyard. :)

I knew I liked this place. ;)

hold up your laptop ... move it to the right ... just a little more ... HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Yes.

Giggidy. Goo.

LOL. :D

You are one sick individual.... I like it. ;)

DAMMIT! Why does this have to happen when I'm about to run group!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Are we supposed to pee in here now?

Help me find Urizen. Garydee promised to give the poodles food and squeaky toys if we can catch him.


Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Anyone seen Urizen lately?
1st post is about not enuf, then the 2nd is asking about Urizen. Sumting we should know?
...that I wasn't the blue boy that was running down the hallway in the elementary school where The Sax Man was allegedy at. But I probably would have been running now that I'm thinking about it...

Nah, his 1st post was about not getting enuf, then he immediately follows with, 'Anyone see Urizen lately?'. Coincidence? Hmmm?


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Are we supposed to pee in here now?
Help me find Urizen. Garydee promised to give the poodles food and squeaky toys if we can catch him.

Squeakies? YAP!

*runs around searching for blue humping post*

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion Jr. wrote:
Last time I heard, he was with the Man in the Moon.

Mott the Hoople and the game of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monopoly, Twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See you heaven if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Andy did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey, baby. Are we losing touch?

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.

Moses went walking with the staff of wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Newton got beaned by the apple good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey Andy did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey, baby. Are you having fun?

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.

Here's a little agit for the never-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a little ghost for the offering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling [wrestling bears]. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey Andy did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey baby, are we losing touch?

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.


Emperor7 wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Anyone seen Urizen lately?
1st post is about not enuf, then the 2nd is asking about Urizen. Sumting we should know?
...that I wasn't the blue boy that was running down the hallway in the elementary school where The Sax Man was allegedy at. But I probably would have been running now that I'm thinking about it...
Nah, his 1st post was about not getting enuf, then he immediately follows with, 'Anyone see Urizen lately?'. Coincidence? Hmmm?

You're saying there's an itch to scratch and it isn't hemmorhoids?

Ruh-roh.

Silver Crusade

Meh. I'm in trainings all day today, and they're a little dull :/


Cockapoo wrote:
Help me find Urizen. Garydee promised to give the poodles food and squeaky toys if we can catch him.

YAP!!

pops some meds and chases them with a swig of moonshine

Okay! I'm ready to start looking.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Can't get enough sax lately.
Would you happen to know how to play the trombone, too? Or are you a little rusty?
Nope just the Sax and the Trumpet.
Have you seen Little Boy Blue around here?
Nope, but I did see a little blue boy running around in the elementary school halls last night.

I don't know if I'm going to regret this.

What were you doing in an elementary school with a little boy running in the hall?

Family went there to see the Fiddler on the Roof play. On the way out I saw a little boy with blue paint on his face running down the hall.

Scarab Sages

I saw a fiddler on a roof once, but he lost his footing and fell before he had a chance to play.


The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:

I don't know if I'm going to regret this.

What were you doing in an elementary school with a little boy running in the hall?

Family went there to see the Fiddler on the Roof play. On the way out I saw a little boy with blue paint on his face running down the hall.

Probably trying to run away from the fiddler.


(rolls down the hallway)


Whoa dudes, was that an eye?


Peace LVR wrote:

Whoa dudes, was that an eye?

Well, it certainly wasn't a hand.


I'll give you a hand. Let me reach around ... for your sax.


Do I get to hump someone yet?


Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
I'll give you a hand. Let me reach around ... for your sax.

I'm not that kind of boy!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Do I get to hump someone yet?

winks suggestively at CDP


Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Do I get to hump someone yet?
winks suggestively at CDP

Aaaaahhhhh!!! A frenchie!! Maul time!!!!

mauls the damn frenchie


On a serious note ... news broke in with the Atty General that there's two more people arrested in connection to the bombing ... the alleged bomber's father in law and a friend ... financed by the Palestinan Taliban.

Oy.

Scarab Sages

Alrighty then. Later folks. Gotta get back to some semblance of work.

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:

On a serious note ... news broke in with the Atty General that there's two more people arrested in connection to the bombing ... the alleged bomber's father in law and a friend ... financed by the Palestinan Taliban.

Oy.

Not suprising about the funding. The PT was quick to claim responsibility.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Do I get to hump someone yet?
winks suggestively at CDP

Aaaaahhhhh!!! A frenchie!! Maul time!!!!

mauls the damn frenchie

pins CDP on his back and has her way with him.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Help me find Urizen. Garydee promised to give the poodles food and squeaky toys if we can catch him.

YAP!!

pops some meds and chases them with a swig of moonshine

Okay! I'm ready to start looking.

*Rubs both hands together* My plan is coming to fruition. MUHAHAHAHAHA!


Garydee wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Help me find Urizen. Garydee promised to give the poodles food and squeaky toys if we can catch him.

YAP!!

pops some meds and chases them with a swig of moonshine

Okay! I'm ready to start looking.

*Rubs both hands together* My plan is coming to fruition. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

*humps Garydee*

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
I finally got one article done and off to the editor. Now I need to finish that Torskal article. I am having a bit of a block, so I am doing some writing exercises to help work that loose.
What kind of exercises are you doing? Because I'm stuck on the LAST PART for the Monks of Freehold, and it's getting old!!!

Mostly stream of consciousness writing. I just keep writing what pops into my head, unedited. I fill at least 3 pages of this kinds of writing. Afterwards, I take a moment to process and go do other things that have nothing to do with writing. It usually works, but if I find it does not help, I try the same exercise again.

Honestly, I used to do this exercise every morning. It really kept the flow of inspiration going by allowing me to vent all the other stuff that might get in the way of creative thought. All of those silly concerns and trivial thoughts were excised. Even major concerns got some expression, thus allowing me to slide those to the background when I needed to do some serious writing. Normally, I found I was writing some good stuff by the end of the third page.

I got lax and haven't done that in a long time. But doing it every so often does help me, at least. I highly recommend giving it a try. It is not as effective as doing it on a regular basis, but it does open the doorways to creative thought.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
I almost forgot, I got my finalized GRE scores. 710 (out of 800) verbal, 790 math, 5.5 (out of 6) writing. I'm very happy about that.

Congratulations!


alleynbard wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
alleynbard wrote:
I finally got one article done and off to the editor. Now I need to finish that Torskal article. I am having a bit of a block, so I am doing some writing exercises to help work that loose.
What kind of exercises are you doing? Because I'm stuck on the LAST PART for the Monks of Freehold, and it's getting old!!!

Mostly stream of consciousness writing. I just keep writing what pops into my head, unedited. I fill at least 3 pages of this kinds of writing. Afterwards, I take a moment to process and go do other things that have nothing to do with writing. It usually works, but if I find it does not help, I try the same exercise again.

Honestly, I used to do this exercise every morning. It really kept the flow of inspiration going by allowing me to vent all the other stuff that might get in the way of creative thought. All of those silly concerns and trivial thoughts were excised. Even major concerns got some expression, thus allowing me to slide those to the background when I needed to do some serious writing. Normally, I found I was writing some good stuff by the end of the third page.

I got lax and haven't done that in a long time. But doing it every so often does help me, at least. I highly recommend giving it a try. It is not as effective as doing it on a regular basis, but it does open the doorways to creative thought.

I've been using the 1000 X of Y thread in 3.5 above for a writing experiment, but it's resulted in me getting MORE distracted, not less. Still, there were a few good ones there. At any rate, I'll give your method a try.


I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually starting to miss writing a little. My problem is that I cannot write by myself and all the other writers I know are very anti-collaboration. Oh well. It's probably just as well if I don't pick that bda habit back up. ;)


Snarky Poodle wrote:


*humps Garydee*

Damn it. I just had my pants cleaned.


lynora wrote:
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually starting to miss writing a little. My problem is that I cannot write by myself and all the other writers I know are very anti-collaboration. Oh well. It's probably just as well if I don't pick that bda habit back up. ;)

I don't understand- is it a bad thing that you miss writing itself, or that you miss writing with other people? I've only tried to work on something with my wife once, and our differing philosophies

Spoiler:
She's a philistine!!!!!
keep us from working together much. When you say you need to write with other people, is it that you need an editor? Because I desperately need one of those myself, at least according to my
Spoiler:
PHILISTINE!!!
wife, so you're not alone.

You also might want to look up Alleynbard's Workshop of the Clockwork Gnome. I don't want to speak for him per se, but if you were to write something small for that particular campaign setting, it might get your juices flowing. Or you could write something for me, or give me an idea to use or something.

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