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General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Blows his own horn.

Impressive.

Do you ever leave the house?

Of course. Have to go grocery shopping sometime (twice a month). And I go to the theaters at least once a month.

Planet Houston. This is your General speaking. Work on your social cues and sarcasm filter. Don't make me harbor ill-will like I do for the son of my former jailer.

Alright, mon generale. How would you want me to reply to these sorts of things in the future? I'm am yours to command!


You Make Me Smile


Blows his own horn.


plays some morning sax music


gets down with the sax


Huzzah! I am victorious!


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.
The hell I will.
You're doing very good with your dictation with your continuing responses to me, Houstonian. Continue dictation or exit to the Warehouse.
Hmm....rustles through bag. Whips out some green kryptonite You were saying, monsieur?

That's a Steve Jackson Cthulhu Dice.

You bore me, Houstonian.

Nope, it's real green kryptonite.
That's like calling me a virgin. I think you got swindled, Houstonian.

How come it's working then?


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.
The hell I will.
You're doing very good with your dictation with your continuing responses to me, Houstonian. Continue dictation or exit to the Warehouse.
Hmm....rustles through bag. Whips out some green kryptonite You were saying, monsieur?

That's a Steve Jackson Cthulhu Dice.

You bore me, Houstonian.

Nope, it's real green kryptonite.


taig's Heathansson wrote:
Mine!

yours!


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
What the threads not dead yet? Hmmm lets try even harder to break the boards

Collapses a wormhole


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.
The hell I will.
You're doing very good with your dictation with your continuing responses to me, Houstonian. Continue dictation or exit to the Warehouse.

Hmm....rustles through bag. Whips out some green kryptonite You were saying, monsieur?


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?
Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.
Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.
I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.
There's a lot of dust collecting.
Only on my shelves.
And it's spreading farther than glitter at a Twilight Cougar Fanservice Fluff Festival.

whips out a dust cloth


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.
So go ahead and do it already!
Zod will not be rushed by Houstonians. Zod is your General and does not take instructions. You, on the other hand, will take dictation.

The hell I will.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?
Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.
Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.
I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.
There's a lot of dust collecting.

Only on my shelves.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?
He's my proxy in absentia. You will grant him quarter.

At best I'll grant him one tenth.


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!
I will reduce your gaming essentials to ashes with my laser glare.

So go ahead and do it already!


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?
Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.
Wait until you get the restraining order and your binoculars consficated.

I leave the door unlocked so she can her nooner.


Studpuffin wrote:

Why can't people just be happy being themselves?

Philosophical discussion: brought to you by Kierkergard.
There are three kinds of people.

1) Authentic people who are themselves and have their own opinions.
2) People who aren't really themselves because they don't think for themselves. They are only fit to be part of a group.
3) People who want to be other people.

Who are you really?

Is this directed at anybody here, or is this just something you are rambling about?


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!

There is no El here. Only pain cultivated from disrespect.

You have wrote your last check you cannot cash, Houstonian.

Do your worst, I dare you!


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
Abandons ship after this.
I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.
Whatchootalkinbout? My kraken has sunk more ships than a squall can.
Those ships. They look like cardboard boats fashioned from Kleenex dispensers. You must have a high Craft skill check.

There ain't no diorama.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?
He has an audience.
Rosie and her Five Nymphomaniac Friends?

Nope, my neighbor apparently can't get enough of me.


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
I really hate debugging stuff I can't replicate.
RepliKate?

Planet Houston, this is your General speaking.

Why does Zod even bother with you worms? If Houstonians lack social cues, then what is there really worth saving?

[censored]!
Houstonian! That mouth is bereft of spittle. Your General needs a knob polished. My boots are lacking grace.
The hell with your boots!

Nancy Sinatra said that once. She was dealt with. Swiftly.

Don't tempt me, Houstonian.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Kneel before your own damn self. Don't make me call in Kal-El!


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?
Has he had dessert yet?
Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.
I like it ala mode.
Prefer some soft served?
Only if it comes in a cone.
You have no idea. It definitely comes in a cone. You like waffle?
It's the only cone I like.
The irony is delicious. You do seem like a guy who waffles.

Only in the afternoon and if I've had a nap.


Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
Abandons ship after this.
I wouldn't fear it. This kraken can't even get a handicap swing at a golf course.

Whatchootalkinbout? My kraken has sunk more ships than a squall can.


sax for totp


General Zod! wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
I really hate debugging stuff I can't replicate.
RepliKate?

Planet Houston, this is your General speaking.

Why does Zod even bother with you worms? If Houstonians lack social cues, then what is there really worth saving?

[censored]!
Houstonian! That mouth is bereft of spittle. Your General needs a knob polished. My boots are lacking grace.

The hell with your boots!


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.
I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.
What's the point when the monster lacks an audience?

He has an audience.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?
Has he had dessert yet?
Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.
I like it ala mode.
Prefer some soft served?
Only if it comes in a cone.
You have no idea. It definitely comes in a cone. You like waffle?

It's the only cone I like.


General Zod! wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
I really hate debugging stuff I can't replicate.
RepliKate?

Planet Houston, this is your General speaking.

Why does Zod even bother with you worms? If Houstonians lack social cues, then what is there really worth saving?

[censored]!


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.
So much for 5 years worth of pubes.
You have to trim if you want some trim.

I do. It makes my monster even more monstrous.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Night All. Have Fun! :)
Hitting up the grocery store today. Not much fun in that. On the flip side, going out to eat is fun.
You don't get out much, do you?
Plenty often lately. Saw Toy Story 3 with my godson/nephew. Went to museum with my uncle a recently. Hit up the toy store with my sister. Brother in law took me to see Splice.
Do you have one sister or two?
As far as I can recall he only has one sister.
Would she like a pearl necklace for her birthday?

It was three months ago iirc.


Urizen wrote:
The Sax Man wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?
Has he had dessert yet?
Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.
I like it ala mode.
Prefer some soft served?

Only if it comes in a cone.


Studpuffin wrote:
Relax, don't do it.

When you wanna sax to it.


Urizen wrote:
Runs around with nothing but a smile and a loincrotchelcloth for TOTP.

So much for 5 years worth of pubes.


Studpuffin wrote:
Karelzarath wrote:
This thread is way too long and should be shut down.
Thanks for contributing :D

Salutations!


Freehold DM wrote:

Holy crap.

You guys actually did it.

OVER A THOUSAND POSTS SINCE I LAST SIGNED ON.

OVER A THOUSAND!

That's impossible!

Wait, my scanner is CLEARLY broken.

How can this be?!??! OVER A THOUSAND?!?!?

Busybosies. That's what they were.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Woodraven wrote:

now that I have my haircut of a #1 guard all around now I am debating on going for a stubble beard or keep it at a short setting?

I got my buzz yesterday. Too hot.
I've been growing my hair going on 5 years now w/o hair cut. I trim my sideburns myself.

Ah, the 70s phallic look. Back then when they did not manscape and even they were sporting sideburns below the waist.

My hair.
Holy s*~&! You're TONY LITTLE?
Um, no.
I don't believe you!

If he were Tony Little, would he waste his days abstinent or be out cruising in his car in Vegas hitting up the ladies?


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Night All. Have Fun! :)
Hitting up the grocery store today. Not much fun in that. On the flip side, going out to eat is fun.
You don't get out much, do you?
Plenty often lately. Saw Toy Story 3 with my godson/nephew. Went to museum with my uncle a recently. Hit up the toy store with my sister. Brother in law took me to see Splice.
Do you have one sister or two?

As far as I can recall he only has one sister.


Stabracadabra Alakazam wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
alicazam!

Grandpa???

EDIT: anyone wants to see my saber?

Only if it's not a euphemism.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I wonder if its ok to wake hubby up?
Has he had dessert yet?
Vegas is calling. They want to serve you some humble pie.

I like it ala mode.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Edit: I hear she gives 5x the head of other goddesses.
That's impressive!
Someday, you may even get an inkling of that. But I guess it's all fap or nothing for now. ;-)
My imagination is far greater than anyone expects.

That depends only if there's nothing much to expect.

BAM!

plays the sax


Studpuffin wrote:
I'm NEKKID!

ACK! Mine eyes. They bleed.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
When a mama Avogadro's number and a daddy Avogadro's number love each other...
Are their number's 6 and 9?
Not if they want a baby Avogadro's number...
Then what?
Then they've got to change his diapers and make sure they burp him. The usual.
And don't put him in the bucket.

But what if it's a drop in the bucket?

writes up a bucket list

But then if someone kicks the bucket...
Itspills all over the place. It's an icky, sticky mess.
Exactly. So, don't do it!
But what if I wanted to proposition a nurse?
You don't have the cojones.

Maybe he doesn't, but I do.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Lolpus wrote:
Where's mah bukkits? I heard you talking about them.
They're in the attic.

You store it ... in the attic? I guess you don't need the kleenex.

But when a strong wind hits, it'll be a bukkake tsunami.

Surf's up dudes!


Pillowpants wrote:
Where's TAD? I'm trying to find him.

Ye're sorry , but the party you are trying to reach has outsourced. Please leave your name, number and a brief message and we'll deliver it as soon as we can.


I'm coming soon to a new FAWTL thread near you


I have returned!


Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
I'll give you a hand. Let me reach around ... for your sax.

I'm not that kind of boy!



ice cream. Remember

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