Universal soldier #1's page

rata*tat*tat

Commence termination.

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Eric Swanson wrote:

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*enters thread and begins firing*

*continues firing*

*enters thread and begins firing*

Taig, have you assumed command of the thread patrol from Mairkurion?

*Walks in and scouts around*

*carefully scouts the situation and then melts back into the coding*

we wait to obey

*the voice is echoed by hundreds in the background as still more Universal Soldiers arrive*

I WANNA KNOW WAH. WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH. WAH THE f~*~ DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHOOT MY RAINBOWTAILED GOOBERGOBBLERS ON MY MILITARY BASE, SOLDIER!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T SHOOT NOTHING WILD ON A MILITARY BASE?!?! THE EPA IS GONNA HAVE OUR ASS IN A SLING!!!

DROP AND GIVE ME 20!

*The Universal Soldier #1 drops and performs 20 push ups just like the robot that he is.

I GOT YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENT RIGHT HERE!!! BEAT YOUR FACE IN THE SAND UNTIL IT'S FLAT AS YOUR GRANDMA'S SECOND POINT OF CONTACT!!!

*The Universal Soldier #1 remains on the ground and begins to slam its face into the dirt for a few minutes and then rises.*

ready for next action

drill sergent

*stands obediently*

Snöôplatin!

BLAM!

*rifle report*

action taken against enemy...

request new assignment...

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.