Field Marshal von Grünmann's page

Jawohl, mein guter Freund.

Help! I'm being opressed!

Put down the bloody peasants!

Thanks for this thread reminding me how crazy humans are, and causing me to consider again the level of armament currently in my arsenal to deter that craziness from violence in my direction.

Success! Today will be remembered as the day of minis and Nazis!

Another court marshal! (E21)

This thread is EXACTLY how fascism got started.

Let me put on my jackboots for some good old-fashioned goblin stomping.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Ummm. 13.

Nope, not 13 either.

Papers please.

Is there a problem here, Captain?

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Monopoly: The game designed to ruin families.

Hasbro strikes again!!!!

** spoiler omitted **

Don't be schtupid be a schmartie!

::Strips away Leafar's Epistemology merit badge, court-marshal style::

Now you are indeed, truly lost.

I stepped on a bug! Why?! WHY!? WHY!?

Deep down, you're just one of us, Killer.

Killing is nothing without context.

When I do it, I create the context. Then I decide whether or not to kill it, too.

He likes killing.

I'm afraid to see what new hostilities will brew up from this development.

Except for people being rude and getting angry, "The 4E-Pathfinder War" seems to have brought many spoils of war in its train.

spite is what this thread and it's predecessors were all about

Mobilize your men, Lt Col!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Looks very nice. Can't wait to see more.

And Taigland can always be squeezed in as a micro-nation somewhere. :)

Thank you!

Ah yes...Taigland, the Kingdom of the Everlasting Badgers. ;)

I hear that they are badgers who goose-step to bands blaring, "Taigland, Taigland uber alle."

Good morning, all.

Well done, Messereldritchshinyschmidt!

::Puts Springtime for Hitler on the phonograph::

Nobody better Godwin this blitz...krieg. D'oh!

First, he came for the original FAWTL, and I said nothing, because it was a grade A epic clusterf&~@ of nuttiness.

Then, he came for FAWTL II, and I screamed bloody murder.

Some other stuff happened.

And now this!

Don't you see the tyranny at our door Paizoians? We must put down the threat of the Post Monster once and for all and claim these boards in the name of the people!

FREEEEEDOM!!!!

Ha. You went all German in your Niemöller parody post.

Has anyone seen Herr Gottwin?

::Goose steps through thread, covering the ends of his mustache with one hand::

I told those aliens not to f*@! with us. They'll think twice before they try that again.

Don't be schtupid, be a schmartie!

This thread is being put through its paces very nicely. Hup, hup, HUP!

*Collects all copies of the security card for the artillery bunker*

Good thinking, Capt. Solid and sound-proof.

Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

I'm also outside of your league, leftenant. Don't worry about me, however. Leave that to Capt Tight Pants!

Capt Tight pants at your service ....sir.

Gentlemen, I'm off to conduct intensive night op maneuvers with Capt Tight Pants. I may not be back for some time. Carry on, and don't send out search parties. If I don't come back, assume I've gone on a pressing and demanding mission, which undoubtably, I will.

Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:

Can you show me how you wield that ... cannon? I am quite ... fascinated.

ghost touch gloves

That's the spy!

Get him!

I'm also outside of your league, leftenant. Don't worry about me, however. Leave that to Capt Tight Pants!

A little too light in the innuendo.

I wonder if the Rear Admiral will be able to work with a zombie Commander.

What's that about being light in the loafers, leftenant?

Capt. Tight Pants is my Senior Officer.

That's correct, leftentant.

Commander, you arrive at the right moment! Send your undead horde out to scour the base for a spy and a dancing dwarf. I mean...there *are* limits!

Capt. Tight Pants Reporting for Duty....Heh, I said duty.

Capt Tight Pants, after you are done strutting about the office, call the MPs and report a rather obvious looking spy on base. This is easier than "Stratego"...

Men! Shoot the dwarf!

Fire! Fire!

Colonel Kernel wrote:

Captain Ebeneezer Centric wrote:

Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:

Lieutenant Taig wrote:

I found a uniform befitting my rank.

Are you color blind, Lieutenant?

Actually sir, the orange seems quite dashing, if I may say, and it is a standard uniforms.

Wait, we're allowed to wear other colors? I'm not sure this green is me.

I see no reason why not. However, things work somewhat differently in the navy.

Are you sure you're not in the Army Air Corps, Captain?

Col, you look fetching.

The Lt has apparently enlisted in the calvary.

Sargent, I think some of the officers need to be sent to you for a refresher course in "This is my rifle/this is my gun"...

Well, gentlemen, our soldiers seem in good order, Sargent Vülfünbürger is whipping them into shape, and there seem to be some crack shots among them. Need more enlisted men, of course. Some dem fine ladies were here earlier, but apparently went off to get fitted for uniforms. Unfortunately, we seem to have inherited a special leftenant...must be somebody's son or nephew. We're still working on him.

Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

Leftenant Taig,

Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.

actually, sir, with all due respect, the EPA says that we gotta move the drill area. the rainbowtail goobergobblers have went to nesting, and we don't want to disturb the eggs.

Are them eggs good eating, Sargent?

Leftenant Taig,

Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.

Sargent, is that your bird?

Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

Universal soldier #1 wrote:

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?

Like my green pants...

o.0

Lord, there's one in every unit.

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?

SOUND OFF!

I believe green is the official color of this thread.