*grueling, mind-bending polemic about philosophy, language, semiotics, identity, metaphysics, mythology, and politics*
I'm not sure I understood that last part- could you go over it again?
You're fugly, Apathy Elemental. I just thought you should know that.
You are fugly not only to all of the vulgar senses, but even to the intellect and conscience.
*rabble, rabble, rabble.....RABBLE...RABBLE ROUSING!!*
That is all.
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Rambles on about how great 5E is compared to pathfinder all the while continuing to post on the Paizo website
*posts long-winded discussion of how to Restore Rome in Crusader Kings 2*
*flags lucky7's post for being off topic*
*goes into a tirade about how CC2 is unrealistic*
Norgrim Malgus wrote: *Flags KC's flagging of others who have flagged for flagging* *Those responsible for flagging the people who have been flagged, wish it to be known that they have just been flagged*
*coins puerile, crypto-homophobic neologism for people who flag posts*
*derails the cønversatiøn with a løng rambling støry abøut høw øne time a købøld bit his sister*
*Posts everything good and worthwhile to know about Kobolds*
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*becomes upset with Minotaur in a China Shop for callously replacing his bit with the bite from a kobold*
*rant, rant, rant* *Sits down in rocking chair* These messageboards used to be 100% Kobold free! Back in my day, mention a Kobold, and the cyber-police would stick ya in jail! These days, it's almost like Kobolds are sentient beings! *rant, rant, rant*
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*complains about how TRoaOM is a social justice warrior*
"What do you mean, 'social justice warrior'?"
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::launches ultimately pointless rant about how warriors are the even worse cousins to fighters, and that the whole family is bottom tier::
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*claims that GMB has inferior reading comprehension. And potassium, to boot*
Why would you want to boot potassium?
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"number one producer of potassium, our potassium is superior to all other nations potassium!"
::rants about how reading the entire thread is just too hard, and thus forming opinions on only 5% of the thread is totally legit::
*Hunkers down*
"Oh, God, I don't want to die here!"
[insane rant] In my day we had to fight the Fraal (what you folks call the Greys) with just the core classes, without magic item Walmarts, special snowflake parties, and actual 24 hour adventuring days, and you know what, we WON! What kind of soldier are you son, get back in there and send some of those bald headed big eyed Martians back to their honkin' red blip in the heavens! [/insane rant]
We caught our fair share of you big bags of water
Sauron was really the good guy, you know...
So was Voldemort...
...and the Sith...
...and the Morlocks...
...and Ursula...
...and Gaston...
...and Jafar...
...and Sid Phillips...
...and Ebeneezer Scrooge...
...and the Commando Elite...
...and Unicron...
...and the Daleks...
...and Felix Nash from Earnest Goes to Jail...
SILENCE! NONE OF YOU KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!
I don't want to die in this thread either...
*I think you're overthinking things.*
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Sissyl wrote: I don't want to die in this thread either... Not dying is overpowered!
Sarcasm Dragon wrote: Sissyl wrote: I don't want to die in this thread either... Not dying is overpowered! If being OP is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
Insists because the effects of being dead are not expressly called out, I can still act while dead, hey its RAI not RAW, and you are gonna like it!
Bill.Cipher wrote: Sarcasm Dragon wrote: Sissyl wrote: I don't want to die in this thread either... Not dying is overpowered! If being OP is wrong, I don't wanna be right! You're right!
*Repeats point made on pages 1, 4, 6, twice on 11, and 12.*
EDIT Oh, I see ThisaguydoaPathfinding said much the same thing on page 8. My bad guys.
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SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
SPAMMITTY-SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!!
WONDERFUL SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM...!!!
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Makes an >> Ask...Anything you want thread <<
Does not answer any questions
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*vows to wage holy war on Comrade Anklebiter's Fun-Timey Revolutionary Socialism Thread until Comrade Anklebiter begs the mods to shut his own thread down in disillusioned shame*
*is seen 45 minutes later, desperately backing away from a small horde of bizarrely well-read Goblins*
*claims that socialism is evil, retarded and hates peanuts!*
*asks what peanuts ever did to socialism???*
::blames all misinterpretations of his posts on lack of context on the internet, ignoring the flaming troll nature of what he actually wrote::
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Sissyl wrote:
*asks what peanuts ever did to socialism???* *spreads rumors that Charlie Brown was a sniper in Vietnam who yanked a hair out of his scalp for every Vietcong he killed; provides no hard support because it's "common knowledge"*
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*enthusiastic technomagical jargon nobody else understands*
카지노원정さ『RACA3 。СΟΜ 』せ카지노사이트
*agrees, and adds that that is why the caster-martial disparity continues, because people who think it doesn't are all retards*
*appraises posters above him for which of their organs might hold the most power, and how best to extract them*
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*accuses Skiron of not listening to her earlier arguments, threatening to flip the table if things do not improve*
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RAGGGEEE!!
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
FURY!!!!!!!
::realizes his argument used a flawed rules interpretation::
I STAND BY MY FLAWED RAGE AND FURY DESPITE ALL LOGIC!!!!!
*feeds off rage and fury*
Feeds the fire with political diatribe
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Message board troll wrote: RACIST SOCIALIST NAZI TREE HUGGING COMMUNIST HIPPY FACIST OF QUESTIONABLE SEXUAL ORIENTATION!!!! That should about cover it. *claims to be offended!!!*
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