Aquaman is the best!
Calls comic book readers losergeeks.
calls trolls small slimy people with a bridge fetish!
Who you calling small, dwarf?
Calls everyone basement dwelling neck beards.
::continues lurking::
Compares several posters unfavorably with regard to Josef Stalin and praises others for being as good as Mao Tse Tung.
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We're getting the Kickstarter campaign underway to fund the grand cathedral to atheism. Worship services for the unfaithful will be held 5 times a day.
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Quark was the only one true science fiction series and all others are naught but pale imitations and near beer by comparison!
*Also makes sure that Roomlord Sore-shins is totally surrounded by tables of all sizes, shapes and descriptions. Then puts out the fire on I'm Hiding In Your Closet by spawning on him.*
I'm shocked that you even remember Quark.
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I'm shocked that you even remember Quark.Quark was the only one true science fiction series and all others are naught but pale imitations and near beer by comparison!
*Also makes sure that Roomlord Sore-shins is totally surrounded by tables of all sizes, shapes and descriptions. Then puts out the fire on I'm Hiding In Your Closet by spawning on him.*
Yeah, I've been around a while. :-) It was a fun spoof while it lasted.
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Yells at Ceaser Slaad and Lord Fyre for actually getting alomg.
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Accuses posters of being licorice lovers
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Kidnaps someone randomly and stashes them in one of the many castles scattered in Advice
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Declares ignorance of thread topic due to lack of age, and requests clarification.
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Calls poster an f'in n00b, goes off about how elves were a class in the good old days.
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Calls poster an f'in n00b, goes off about how elves were a class in the good old days.
GROGNARD!!!!
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Makes sweeping statement about the ancestry of all previous posters involving at least one dog.
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Makes sweeping statement about the ancestry of all previous posters involving at least one dog.
Gives an incredibly detailed account of Malicious Rumormonger's ancestry going all the way back to Cain (infamous for killing his brother Able), and showing that not a single barnyard animal went unmolested at anytime within 5 km of any of them.
Dronf!
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*reads a loaded interpretation into someone else's offhand remark that most people outside the lingering neuroses of a particular culture of which remark-maker was never a part would not interpret in the same manner, reads the riot act to remark-maker in a way that unwittingly inflames remark-maker's own, very unusual, severe, and sympathy-warranting personal issues*
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Kidnaps IHIYC and makes him a castle boss
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Asks controversial question about RL politics on a fantasy game site.
Considers using The Game That Must Not Be Named as an example of something terrible in comparison to some posters' comments, but then realizes it is too horrid and inflammatory for the flame war.
*Yells that there is NOTHING too horrible for a flame war and promptly invokes the nuclear option. Screams all the names which must not be named while sacrificing chickens. Hires Brian Williams to do a documentary of the entire flame war.*
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Makes sweeping statement about the ancestry of all previous posters involving at least one dog.Gives an incredibly detailed account of Malicious Rumormonger's ancestry going all the way back to Cain (infamous for killing his brother Able), and showing that not a single barnyard animal went unmolested at anytime within 5 km of any of them.
Dronf!
*impassioned speech demanding the cessation of discrimination of dog lovers everywhere*
*also, in an insulting and pointless fashion, points out the Biblical character was called Abel, not Able*
*non-sequitor misogynistic comment*
*points out strawman argument in misogynistic comment*
::goes back to lurking::
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*Provides a link to another site that demonstrates that the data on the site linked by I'm Hiding In Your Closet is bogus.*
"IHIYC IS RIGHT AND HERE IS ADDITIONAL SUPPORTING EVIDENCE!"
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*throws word-bombs all around him like a 19th century Russian anarchist on crystal meth*
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Starts sentence "I'm not racist but,"... Goes on rant about Trollish hygiene practices.
Well, you can't expect the Kiwis to perform that well when they've been separated from their sheep for an extended period of time. ;-)
Well, you can't expect the Kiwis to perform that well when they've been separated from their sheep for an extended period of time. ;-)
Gives your name and address to Jake the Muss and the All Blacks.
Nobody teases the Kiwis this close to ANZAC day - respect for our blood brothers and sisters.
Angry rant directed at the IT team at paizo about constant problems with the site. Claims he could do the job more betterer