Mairkurion {tm} |
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Excellent. It won't be me delivering the Professor his first heart attack at making such suggestions.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Whoa...whoa-whoa there, Bitter Thorn. I'm too young to be a granddad.Too young? If you're 26-27 you're old enough to be a grandfather.
I'm not worried. I took my aspirin, did my exercises, and had a recent talk with my progeny. I'm good.
EDIT: almost 40 confidence for the TotP!
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Jyu1ch1 |
Urizen wrote:Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Excellent. It won't be me delivering the Professor his first heart attack at making such suggestions.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Whoa...whoa-whoa there, Bitter Thorn. I'm too young to be a granddad.Too young? If you're 26-27 you're old enough to be a grandfather.I'm not worried. I took my aspirin, did my exercises, and had a recent talk with my progeny. I'm good.
EDIT: almost 40 confidence for the TotP!
Of course now I have to go take some meds so I don't have a heart attack.
You can see why at this old thread.
Urizen |
Urizen wrote:Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Excellent. It won't be me delivering the Professor his first heart attack at making such suggestions.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Whoa...whoa-whoa there, Bitter Thorn. I'm too young to be a granddad.Too young? If you're 26-27 you're old enough to be a grandfather.I'm not worried. I took my aspirin, did my exercises, and had a recent talk with my progeny. I'm good.
EDIT: almost 40 confidence for the TotP!
Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.
Bitter Thorn |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =DUrizen wrote:Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
LOL! Imagine the dog gets loose and you have wander the neighborhood yelling for it.
Jyu1ch1 |
Jyu1ch1 wrote:LOL! Imagine the dog gets loose and you have wander the neighborhood yelling for it.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =DUrizen wrote:Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
Better that then yelling "Optimus! It's time for supper! You can go out to play later!"
Studpuffin |
Bitter Thorn wrote:Better that then yelling "Optimus! It's time for supper! You can go out to play later!"Jyu1ch1 wrote:LOL! Imagine the dog gets loose and you have wander the neighborhood yelling for it.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =DUrizen wrote:Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
Jyu1ch1 |
Jyu1ch1 wrote:That just seems so.....cruel.Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.Jyu1ch1 wrote:That just seems so.....cruel.Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
She needs to carry around a huge boombox then too!
Jyu1ch1 |
Jyu1ch1 wrote:She needs to carry around a huge boombox then too!Studpuffin wrote:Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.Jyu1ch1 wrote:That just seems so.....cruel.Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
Not if she wears this.
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:Not if she wears this.Jyu1ch1 wrote:She needs to carry around a huge boombox then too!Studpuffin wrote:Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.Jyu1ch1 wrote:That just seems so.....cruel.Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
It doesn't contain a mix-tape called "Summer Lovin' 1986" on it. It is therefore not really Soundwave.
Röne Bartön |
I was conceived in a bathyscaphe at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. That's why I'm so good in high pressure situations, but also why I always suffer such severe crushes. Until my sixth birthday I was a sightless unpigmented fish creature.
And then I got this awesome mane. The world was never the same since. Not that I'm jaded or anything. Not all. Excuse me, I have a board game to make.
*slinks exit stage: left*
Studpuffin |
Studpuffin wrote:We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?Jyu1ch1 wrote:Did she tell you this in front of a group of people to?No, but I just blurted it out in front of everyone on the Interwebz.
The Jade wrote:Son!How old are you?
As long as we're not making up for birthday spanks...
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:As long as we're not making up for birthday spanks...Studpuffin wrote:We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?Jyu1ch1 wrote:Did she tell you this in front of a group of people to?No, but I just blurted it out in front of everyone on the Interwebz.
The Jade wrote:Son!How old are you?
I would never hit you. But only because I had to have my hands surgically removed after a game of foosball gone terribly wrong.
Röne Bartön |
Röne Bartön wrote:They'd look better planted firmly upon my ass.The Jade wrote:We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?Speaking of make-up, do my lips look good in rouge?
Speaking of firmly planted, did you see my latest tattoo? It's a pair of rouge lipstick on my left buttock. Jenna Jameson planted it there herself. It matches hers. And I had Paul Booth touch it up.
What you got, son?
Röne Bartön |
Kaidan Booster wrote:Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!Lightning Ass Strike. You've heard of it, I see. Yeah, I don't really like to talk about my early days as an actor in Triple X kung-fu films, so let's go easy on googling my name for a while, 'kay?
That snuff film? Yeah, never a good idea.
Rone Barton |
Rone Barton wrote:That snuff film? Yeah, never a good idea.Kaidan Booster wrote:Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!Lightning Ass Strike. You've heard of it, I see. Yeah, I don't really like to talk about my early days as an actor in Triple X kung-fu films, so let's go easy on googling my name for a while, 'kay?
No one knew my up down up down thrust combo would be so legendary. It was a dark day on that set in Van Nuys, lemme tell ya.
Apparently I confused my war cries. It's "Ha-dooooooken!", not "Ho-broooooken!"
The Jade |
Kaidan Booster wrote:Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!Man, I put certain words dangerously close together. And yet, there was still plenty of material ignoring that.
You're like Holly playing with those power crystals in the pylon. One wrong mix and we're swimming in Sleestak.
Röne Bartön |
No one knew my up down up down thrust combo would be so legendary. It was a dark day on that set in Van Nuys, lemme tell ya.
Apparently I confused my war cries. It's "Ha-dooooooken!", not "Ho-broooooken!"
I thought it was "Ho-doooooown!" Comes with the fan servicing. But I think she asphyxiated.
Alas, poor Yorick Lynn! I knew her, Fellatio.
Mairkurion {tm} |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:You're like Holly playing with those power crystals in the pylon. One wrong mix and we're swimming in Sleestak.Kaidan Booster wrote:Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!Man, I put certain words dangerously close together. And yet, there was still plenty of material ignoring that.
Haw-haw!
So THAT'S where Wizards got their idea for the kuo-toa redesign.