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Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Whoa...whoa-whoa there, Bitter Thorn. I'm too young to be a granddad.
Too young? If you're 26-27 you're old enough to be a grandfather.
Excellent. It won't be me delivering the Professor his first heart attack at making such suggestions.

I'm not worried. I took my aspirin, did my exercises, and had a recent talk with my progeny. I'm good.

EDIT: almost 40 confidence for the TotP!

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Studpuffin wrote:
Hey Mairkurion, do you like pie?

Queen Ileosa like Pie according to N'wah, but unfortunately I can't provice a like due to the fact that she's a little nekkid.

Of course if you follow him on Deviant Art or FB then you already know this. :)


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Whoa...whoa-whoa there, Bitter Thorn. I'm too young to be a granddad.
Too young? If you're 26-27 you're old enough to be a grandfather.
Excellent. It won't be me delivering the Professor his first heart attack at making such suggestions.

I'm not worried. I took my aspirin, did my exercises, and had a recent talk with my progeny. I'm good.

EDIT: almost 40 confidence for the TotP!

Of course now I have to go take some meds so I don't have a heart attack.

Spoiler:
Mainly because I would have to secertly out in some cave for 9 months so my boyfriend doesn't have the option of naming our child.

You can see why at this old thread.


He will be honored if he gets to procreate. He'll have to leave naming to the experts.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Whoa...whoa-whoa there, Bitter Thorn. I'm too young to be a granddad.
Too young? If you're 26-27 you're old enough to be a grandfather.
Excellent. It won't be me delivering the Professor his first heart attack at making such suggestions.

I'm not worried. I took my aspirin, did my exercises, and had a recent talk with my progeny. I'm good.

EDIT: almost 40 confidence for the TotP!

Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.


Urizen wrote:
Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.

Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.
Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.

It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =D


Not funny at all. Mairkurion didn't raise no dummies.

Why won't anyone hug me in the Orcus thread? Did I forget to spray against web worm?


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.
Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =D

LOL! Imagine the dog gets loose and you have wander the neighborhood yelling for it.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.
Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =D
LOL! Imagine the dog gets loose and you have wander the neighborhood yelling for it.

Better that then yelling "Optimus! It's time for supper! You can go out to play later!"

Liberty's Edge

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Your first grandspawn will be named after a Transformer. You may want to double or nothing.
Nah, I know my daughter. She'll probably give him a dog named Optimus or something.
It's funny you say that, cause I told him he could name the dog or cat that. =D
LOL! Imagine the dog gets loose and you have wander the neighborhood yelling for it.
Better that then yelling "Optimus! It's time for supper! You can go out to play later!"

Transformers names are everywhere...


That just seems so.....cruel.

Liberty's Edge

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
That just seems so.....cruel.

Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?

Shadow Lodge

Studpuffin wrote:
Transformers names are everywhere...

what.


Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
That just seems so.....cruel.
Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?

Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.

Liberty's Edge

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
That just seems so.....cruel.
Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.

She needs to carry around a huge boombox then too!


Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
That just seems so.....cruel.
Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.
She needs to carry around a huge boombox then too!

Not if she wears this.

Liberty's Edge

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
That just seems so.....cruel.
Perhaps you could hook her up with walking the dog when she's a little older. That'd be ironic, eh?
Mmhm, I should also give her the Soundwave shirt I gave to my bf for his Birthday and she can throw tapes at random people she walks past.
She needs to carry around a huge boombox then too!
Not if she wears this.

It doesn't contain a mix-tape called "Summer Lovin' 1986" on it. It is therefore not really Soundwave.


Studpuffin wrote:
"Summer Lovin' 1986" on it. It is therefore not really Soundwave.

I'm tempted... I really am.

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
"Summer Lovin' 1986" on it. It is therefore not really Soundwave.
I'm tempted... I really am.

I'm sorry, what did I tempt you to do/say?


Hee-hee. Well, if you knew Jyu1ch1's birthdate...

The Exchange

bow chicka wow wow

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Hee-hee. Well, if you knew Jyu1ch1's birthdate...

<snicker>


*facepalm*

Liberty's Edge

Feel lucky he's as tongue in cheek as he is. My mom announced that I was conceived in the back of a Plymouth Nova in the summer of 1983... :(


I really don't need to know any details about my conception.

Liberty's Edge

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I really don't need to know any details about my conception.

Trust me, it could be MUCH worse.


Did she tell you this in front of a group of people to?


::Hugs for minor embarrassment::


Studpuffin wrote:
Feel lucky he's as tongue in cheek as he is. My mom announced that I was conceived in the back of a Plymouth Nova in the summer of 1983... :(

Son!


GUFFAW! GUFFAW!

Sovereign Court

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I really don't need to know any details about my conception.

That's probably a good thing, else you'll never look at clowns or sea anemones the same way ever again.


I was conceived in a bathyscaphe at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. That's why I'm so good in high pressure situations, but also why I always suffer such severe crushes. Until my sixth birthday I was a sightless unpigmented fish creature.


lastknightleft wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I really don't need to know any details about my conception.
That's probably a good thing, else you'll never look at clowns or sea anemones the same way ever again.

No wonder I'm scared of clowns.


The Jade wrote:
I was conceived in a bathyscaphe at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. That's why I'm so good in high pressure situations, but also why I always suffer such severe crushes. Until my sixth birthday I was a sightless unpigmented fish creature.

And then I got this awesome mane. The world was never the same since. Not that I'm jaded or anything. Not all. Excuse me, I have a board game to make.

*slinks exit stage: left*

Liberty's Edge

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Did she tell you this in front of a group of people to?

No, but I just blurted it out in front of everyone on the Interwebz.

The Jade wrote:
Son!

How old are you?


Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Did she tell you this in front of a group of people to?

No, but I just blurted it out in front of everyone on the Interwebz.

The Jade wrote:
Son!
How old are you?

We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?


The Jade wrote:
We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?

Speaking of make-up, do my lips look good in rouge?

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Did she tell you this in front of a group of people to?

No, but I just blurted it out in front of everyone on the Interwebz.

The Jade wrote:
Son!
How old are you?
We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?

As long as we're not making up for birthday spanks...


Röne Bartön wrote:
The Jade wrote:
We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?
Speaking of make-up, do my lips look good in rouge?

They'd look better planted firmly upon my ass.


Studpuffin wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Did she tell you this in front of a group of people to?

No, but I just blurted it out in front of everyone on the Interwebz.

The Jade wrote:
Son!
How old are you?
We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?
As long as we're not making up for birthday spanks...

I would never hit you. But only because I had to have my hands surgically removed after a game of foosball gone terribly wrong.


Rone Barton wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
The Jade wrote:
We have a lot of birthdays to make up, don't we boy?
Speaking of make-up, do my lips look good in rouge?
They'd look better planted firmly upon my ass.

Speaking of firmly planted, did you see my latest tattoo? It's a pair of rouge lipstick on my left buttock. Jenna Jameson planted it there herself. It matches hers. And I had Paul Booth touch it up.

What you got, son?


Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!


Kaidan Booster wrote:
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!

Lightning Ass Strike. You've heard of it, I see. Yeah, I don't really like to talk about my early days as an actor in Triple X kung-fu films, so let's go easy on googling my name for a while, 'kay?


Rone Barton wrote:
Kaidan Booster wrote:
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!
Lightning Ass Strike. You've heard of it, I see. Yeah, I don't really like to talk about my early days as an actor in Triple X kung-fu films, so let's go easy on googling my name for a while, 'kay?

That snuff film? Yeah, never a good idea.


Röne Bartön wrote:
Rone Barton wrote:
Kaidan Booster wrote:
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!
Lightning Ass Strike. You've heard of it, I see. Yeah, I don't really like to talk about my early days as an actor in Triple X kung-fu films, so let's go easy on googling my name for a while, 'kay?
That snuff film? Yeah, never a good idea.

No one knew my up down up down thrust combo would be so legendary. It was a dark day on that set in Van Nuys, lemme tell ya.

Apparently I confused my war cries. It's "Ha-dooooooken!", not "Ho-broooooken!"


Kaidan Booster wrote:
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!

Man, I put certain words dangerously close together. And yet, there was still plenty of material ignoring that.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Kaidan Booster wrote:
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!
Man, I put certain words dangerously close together. And yet, there was still plenty of material ignoring that.

You're like Holly playing with those power crystals in the pylon. One wrong mix and we're swimming in Sleestak.


Rone Barton wrote:

No one knew my up down up down thrust combo would be so legendary. It was a dark day on that set in Van Nuys, lemme tell ya.

Apparently I confused my war cries. It's "Ha-dooooooken!", not "Ho-broooooken!"

I thought it was "Ho-doooooown!" Comes with the fan servicing. But I think she asphyxiated.

Alas, poor Yorick Lynn! I knew her, Fellatio.


The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Kaidan Booster wrote:
Did I say bends? It was all a ruse for his lightning-ass strike!
Man, I put certain words dangerously close together. And yet, there was still plenty of material ignoring that.
You're like Holly playing with those power crystals in the pylon. One wrong mix and we're swimming in Sleestak.

Haw-haw!

So THAT'S where Wizards got their idea for the kuo-toa redesign.

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