Hmmm ... I wonder if I left the garage door wide open ... that can't be good.And the gas on ... yep, pretty sure I left the gas on ...*scurries for the door*
*gurgle!*
*nuclear bomb hits garage*
Dammit! I missed the stupid badger again!
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Hmmm ... I wonder if I left the garage door wide open ... that can't be good.And the gas on ... yep, pretty sure I left the gas on ...*scurries for the door*
*gurgle!*
Zombies no run fast. Boom.
Zombies no run fast. Boom.Hmmm ... I wonder if I left the garage door wide open ... that can't be good.And the gas on ... yep, pretty sure I left the gas on ...*scurries for the door*
*gurgle!*
I think that the nuclear strike force might have made a little explosion, too.
Brainnnnssss.......?
What? Where?
*Turns around*Dammit, I always fall for that one. One of these days I'm gonna find one on these forums, and I'll sell is for millions.
Let's end this. Die! Die, zombies, die!!
That's just inconsiderate.
Let's end this. Die! Die, zombies, die!!That's just inconsiderate.
It's downright unconsiderate if you ask me!
Hooray! The nuclear strike I called over a week ago finally arrived. Must have gone by Pony Express...
Hooray! The nuclear strike I called over a week ago finally arrived. Must have gone by Pony Express...
No wonder it didn't arrive sooner! You actually let Sebastion deliver it.
*waits for nightfall, turns into a bat flies in through open window on second floor.*
......brainnnnssss.
Hooray! The nuclear strike I called over a week ago finally arrived. Must have gone by Pony Express...
No, that's the one I fired. Yours is the one that hit me.
No, that's the one I fired. Yours is the one that hit me.Hooray! The nuclear strike I called over a week ago finally arrived. Must have gone by Pony Express...
No sweetie, that one was mine. It's amazing what people with nuclear passwords will do for me when I show a little skin.
No sweetie, that one was mine. It's amazing what people with nuclear passwords will do for me when I show a little skin.No, that's the one I fired. Yours is the one that hit me.Hooray! The nuclear strike I called over a week ago finally arrived. Must have gone by Pony Express...
Or threatened to. Old hag.
Or threatened to. Old hag.No sweetie, that one was mine. It's amazing what people with nuclear passwords will do for me when I show a little skin.No, that's the one I fired. Yours is the one that hit me.Hooray! The nuclear strike I called over a week ago finally arrived. Must have gone by Pony Express...
Just keep fighting it, sweetie. The radiation will overcome you soon.
Just keep fighting it, sweetie. The radiation will overcome you soon.Or threatened to. Old hag.No sweetie, that one was mine. It's amazing what people with nuclear passwords will do for me when I show a little skin.No, that's the one I fired. Yours is the one that hit me.The nuclear strike I called over a week ago finally arrived.
Or he might mutate into a giant atomic-powered fire-breathing monster.
[Blue Öyster Cult]"Go, go, Kob-jira!"[/Blue Öyster Cult]
Just keep fighting it, sweetie. The radiation will overcome you soon.Or threatened to. Old hag.No sweetie, that one was mine. It's amazing what people with nuclear passwords will do for me when I show a little skin.No, that's the one I fired. Yours is the one that hit me.The nuclear strike I called over a week ago finally arrived.
Or he might mutate into a giant atomic-powered fire-breathing monster.
You obviously have more faith in KC than I do.
You obviously have more faith in KC than I do.Just keep fighting it, sweetie. The radiation will overcome you soon.Or threatened to. Old hag.No sweetie, that one was mine. It's amazing what people with nuclear passwords will do for me when I show a little skin.No, that's the one I fired. Yours is the one that hit me.The nuclear strike I called over a week ago finally arrived.
Or he might mutate into a giant atomic-powered fire-breathing monster.
No, just hope.
Of course, liches aren't vulnerable to radiation, since we aren't technically alive. Once the fire went out, I was fine.
You obviously have more faith in KC than I do.Just keep fighting it, sweetie. The radiation will overcome you soon.Or he might mutate into a giant atomic-powered fire-breathing monster.
I just have much more faith in Chaos to screw up other's plans. And kobolds are harder than cockroaches to exterminate.
Of course, liches aren't vulnerable to radiation, since we aren't technically alive. Once the fire went out, I was fine.
Augh, he's already mutated to green and one eye! And a brain tumor that gives him delusions of lichdom or being a lichen.
You obviously have more faith in KC than I do.Just keep fighting it, sweetie. The radiation will overcome you soon.Or he might mutate into a giant atomic-powered fire-breathing monster.
I just have much more faith in Chaos to screw up other's plans. And kobolds are harder than cockroaches to exterminate.
Augh, he's already mutated to green and one eye! And a brain tumor that gives him delusions of lichdom or being a lichen.
Of course, liches aren't vulnerable to radiation, since we aren't technically alive. Once the fire went out, I was fine.
Well, yeah, I can't avoid mutations. But they don't actually hurt me. Itch like hell, though. Thanks, 'Mom'.
And I'll ignore that last bit.
And I'll ignore that last bit.
Ah, selective perception of reality. You'll be interesting to autopsy, especially your mutated brain structures.
We seem to be ignoring the tasty beef sheep in the car...
We seem to be ignoring the tasty beef sheep in the car...
You could gnaw off the front tires on the car.
And I'll ignore that last bit.Ah, selective perception of reality. You'll be interesting to autopsy, especially your mutated brain structures.
*Watches as worm mutters to itself*
Crazy worm.Guys, you have not changed your avatars. I have no choice but to go on to the Erik Mona Day thread and say all zombies hate Erik Mona.
Guys, you have not changed your avatars. I have no choice but to go on to the Erik Mona Day thread and say all zombies hate Erik Mona.
All you Mona-theists, bah! I celebrate SKR Day and All Teter's Eve, you insensitive clod!
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Guys, you have not changed your avatars. I have no choice but to go on to the Erik Mona Day thread and say all zombies hate Erik Mona.All you Mona-theists, bah! I celebrate SKR Day and All Teter's Eve, you insensitive clod!
All Teter's Eve. I think you're on to something there ...
Guys, you have not changed your avatars. I have no choice but to go on to the Erik Mona Day thread and say all zombies hate Erik Mona.All you Mona-theists, bah! I celebrate SKR Day and All Teter's Eve, you insensitive clod!All Teter's Eve. I think you're on to something there ...
I can't wait until Jacobsmas.
Saint Monna's Day?
*Unlocks doors and opens windows*
The most important day has to be St. Stevens' Day.
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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DAY 12 -- EVENING
Oh, Lord. I can't believe I'm talking to the zombies now. I must be losing my mind. I know they just make incoherent zombie noises but I swear I was just having a conversation about religious observances with some of them.
And they didn't bite me. Strange.
Runs out of house, clearing path through the zombies, and signals for Tarren to run for it.
knocks on car window, asking for a donation for the Red Cross
Don't fall for it, it's a trap!
knocks on car window, asking for a donation for the Red CrossDon't fall for it, it's a trap!
*eats Orthos's brain*
*eats Orthos's brain*knocks on car window, asking for a donation for the Red CrossDon't fall for it, it's a trap!
That's going to come back to haunt you, you know.
Set better traps!
Ah ain't skert no dang zombies. Ah treat them thangs lahk Ah treats everthin' else.
*holds up picket sign reading "zombies were people too"*
..........brains...........