Everybody loves me, but nobody wants to tell their mom about me. Do you know how much that hurts?
It only hurts if you spank it son.
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A squirrel or a chipmunk?I'd lick Alvin's ass! Ah always figerd yew fer that type.
I AM CORNHOLIO! You have TP for my bunghole?Ah gots sumthin fer yer bunghole. Ain't got no levels. Yew gotsta have class tah have levels.
I AM CORNHOLIO! You have TP for my bunghole? Ah gots sumthin fer yer bunghole.
I like where this is going .. Hey der sweet thang.
Well hey thur lil' fella. Why yew ain't no bigger thin mah han', how's 'bout yew an' me git better 'quainted?
Sweetheart, I been tryin ta open dem dere seals by clubbin' 'em on da heds, but all I kep gettin' is seal brayns.
Made with real Mexicans? Geet to da choppah!!!!!
Yer all havin' badwrongfun!! I'ma gonna tell yew awl howz it dun, an' yer gonna dew et mah way, gotthat!!
~Loads self into catapult, fires, and is KO'd by a window~Ah'd be mure intimidated if'n yew had a sphinkter Bird Boy.~Narrows eyes~psst.. Angry Birds... Just saying.3 Hour meeting?? Do you have to pay attention?Apparently....no, not really. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Stoopid Burd... Ah'ma gonna cook yew fer dinner! ~Runs into window when he goes to pick up AB.~
~Narrows eyes~psst.. Angry Birds... Just saying.3 Hour meeting?? Do you have to pay attention?Apparently....no, not really. Ah'd be mure intimidated if'n yew had a sphinkter Bird Boy.
Deer Spaynkee, Duz yoo evry thank thit may mummu maid loov mea agin?
Look! A squirrel!!! In muh belly! Ah et the damn varmint.
Uh ... no. That's one sub-set of fetish I just don't get. Ayup.
When the French and the Germans speak to one another, they have to do so in English? My prayers were answered! Now thut thur iz whut we call Ironic.
Ah heard that with muh bad ear.
Right-o. And here I was hoping to meet those lovely piggy chaps. I brought biscuits to share.I tried to resurrect our PbP, somebody never posted. Them pigs was real eager to meet you too, I hear they think you got a pretty mouth.
** spoiler omitted **So it don't fall out yer butt?You know why you duck tape a hamster right?Man...some people REALLY take things too metagamishly seriously...What? You don't like hamsters? Anybody ever tell ya' thut yer a sick puppy? ~Wanders off with a jar of Vaseline and a pocket full of gerbils.~
You know why you duck tape a hamster right?Man...some people REALLY take things too metagamishly seriously...What? You don't like hamsters? So it don't fall out yer butt?
And the ones that don't think I'm adorable aren't 'alive' for very long. Mean peoples shouldn't say bad things about Jiminy.As they are quivering in terror. Oh, you're adorable all right. Evil, but adorable.Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S Shhhh... It's safer if'n ya' don't say nuthin'.
Looks like we have a stray cat infestation this morning. Someone call Animal Control. Ah'll take any extra "kitties" ya have layin' 'round.
I swear to god, I'm pistol-whipping the next one that says "Shenanigans"! Sheenannygins!
A statement that is only vague to those at whom it's not aimed. MUAHAHAHA!But I've seen/heard less vague statements from politicians before.You were only supposed to take one of those pills Badgah. Now your brain isn't getting enough blood. :PHuh, buh, wha? Talky leaf man make Dill's head hurt....
I still don't get boob obsession.I have been to sporadic in my posting as of late, I blame Solnes being home with me more, she's better looking than you guys and her boobies distract me from posting.in my experience boobies trump *almost* anything and can cause one to post sporadically if not completely shut down posting altogether. Son, yer momma din'd breastfeed yew enuf, did she? ;)
*click* *click* Somebody give that ooze some live ammo, poor guy's been shooting blanks for too damn long.
Well Ah kin tell ya not only who ishood a farearm by it's sound, but whare it 'uz made, whare it 'uz shipped from, and whut culer eyez the guy holdin' it 'az.
A flamberge would indeed be just a greatsword under another name. not unlike a claymore. I kinda like the wavey lookin' things so run with it. Hell I still half refer to longswords as broadswords. Although I do draw the line at refering to a katana as a bastard sword. Hey! We don' need nun o yer fancy book lernin ta teach us 'bout no flaminbergs!! ;)
Hey thur, is you still lookin' fer yer flute, or is ya intrested in a trombone.I always like making new friends! Ewed be suhprised how helpfull ah kin be, handsum.
I always like making new friends! Hey thur, is you still lookin' fer yer flute, or is ya intrested in a trombone.
Fuzzy green meat tainted?Oooh! TotP with a pointless flight status post.... Tasted fine to me.
I see now... it's the ultimate in making people welcome. Force them to be welcome. How could I have been so blind???Oh, a wise guy eh? *double pokes Mairkurion's eyes* nyuknyuknyuk
You don't know jack.A Jack-Knight feels the Jack flowing through him. Well ya know whut they say, ya don't buy it, ya rent it.
First off when you were naked on the other persons lawn were you looking in their windows casue that just might be the problem.It's not that he was naked, it's what he was doing to himself while naked. That poor chicken.... O_o That's right make it squawk for ya!
I thought you said you were clean?!! Dude, you're supposed to tell a girl about things like this! ;)I shaved. Does that count? Mahn Ah'd shave mah back too fer summa that thur.
~Kicks Zod in the nads with Kryptonite toed boots.~
BAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!! Hay ewe skered me!
On top of old Lucy, all covered with sleaze, I lost my poor cherry, and got a disease.
But I like it here better. You all have such nice round mouthes.Hello Mairkurion.You should be posting in the EEVAIL thread. Well lookee here, we gots us anudder one a dem invayders. ~Pulls out flamethrower.~ Hold still boy, Ah'm gonna light yer fire!
*Cruises through thread, looking for women that look better than June. Notices that even the men look better than June, too.* ~Hollars over the deafening roar of his guns~ Hey you dere, ya cruisin'?
~Opens up on Alpha squad, then turn his duel street sweepers towards Bravo~ Gud luck wit that!
*enters thread, takes sniping position, and begins firing**continues firing* Bring itcha buncha scrawny lil' bone bags! ~Whips out twin AA-12 Auto Shotguns loaded with Flack-12 explosive shells~ I gotcher farin squad right 'ere!
*enters thread, takes sniping position, and begins firing**continues firing* ~Walks up to US3, rips gun out of hand and shoves it up US2's scrawny a**~ We gotcha alred-E.
Bring out your dead. But Ah ain't dun makin' tha luv to 'em yet.
You gonna eat that conebread?
C'mon, it was a "good touch." It's okay to admit it. ~Comes up behind Mr. Frost and places his hand on Frost's buttocks.~ Lahk this here? Yer cold... ya wanna I kin warm ya up.
Movin' up to humanoids are you, and girls? Big jump thar.Back off bub. Ah sawed her first. She'uz gonna be mah gurl friend.How YOU doin'? ;) Ah hell, ewe know me JH, Ah'll wrassle wit anybody that'll have me... Ah ain't picky. :P
How YOU doin'? ;) Back off bub. Ah sawed her first. She'uz gonna be mah gurl friend.
I don't care who ya' are, that thur is funny.
Snöôplatin, I suppose. ~BOOM~BOOM~ Dangit! Ah missed 'im again!
Mmmmmm... damn now I'm hungry.We (back in the day when my Dad made it) often used beef instead of sausage and added scrambled eggs.Anyone ever eat SOS?Sh** on the Shingles? Yup. It's just sausage gravy on toast. Get back in that kitchen woman! I wants mah dinnah!!
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