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I rarely use them myself, Sir: they promote violence. However, there is a triple saw bladed, rapid action cow pusher mounted on the front of the craft, which can also be electrified.* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.
And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.
A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!
"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"
Cow pusher? Did you say COW PUSHER!!?!
Cow pusher? Did you say COW PUSHER!!?!I rarely use them myself, Sir: they promote violence. However, there is a triple saw bladed, rapid action cow pusher mounted on the front of the craft, which can also be electrified.* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.
And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.
A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!
"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"
That's a terrible thing to call Bran McChomperface. He's very sensitive about his weight.
*tips Tarren*
*from behind Tarren*
Missed me.
*from behind Tarren*
Missed me.
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*from above Tarren*
Are you even trying?
*from behind Tarren*
Missed me.
1d20+4
*from above Tarren*
Are you even trying?
YAP! Poodle Power! *Humps Tarren's leg to distract him*
Hi. Where is said kingdom?
Cow pusher? Did you say COW PUSHER!!?!I rarely use them myself, Sir: they promote violence. However, there is a triple saw bladed, rapid action cow pusher mounted on the front of the craft, which can also be electrified.* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.
And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.
A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!
"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"
It is a technical term, Sir, not to be taken literally. I meant no disrespect.
Hi. Where is said kingdom?
I like druids! *Piddles on druid's leg*
Oh crap, Tarren has distracted me! Must...resist...animal empathy....
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*Hopes Slaadi understand Leet*
*stows away in hovecraft trunk*
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*Hopes Slaadi understand Leet*
They aren't, but all poodles are taught Leet as a second language! Because we are on so many internet forums, waiting for our chance to strike...and hump everybody! Muahaha!
Anyways, no, I'm not a slaad anymore. I used to be, but I cast a spell that let me join my poodle friends!And borg are nice! They come to our place, they make clones of us, they prove defective and the Borg have to start all over again! Anything resembling logic and order just doesn't work on poodles. But we like the Borg, because they always give us dog biscuits when they're done figuring out our DNA! So, no, I think I'll leave them alone so that they'll keep bringing us treats!
YAP!
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It is a technical term, Sir, not to be taken literally. I meant no disrespect.Cow pusher? Did you say COW PUSHER!!?!I rarely use them myself, Sir: they promote violence. However, there is a triple saw bladed, rapid action cow pusher mounted on the front of the craft, which can also be electrified.* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.
And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.
A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!
"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"
* Punches Robot *
Routine maintenance, Robby. No disrespect.
That's a terrible thing to call Bran McChomperface. He's very sensitive about his weight.Cow pusher? Did you say COW PUSHER!!?!I rarely use them myself, Sir: they promote violence. However, there is a triple saw bladed, rapid action cow pusher mounted on the front of the craft, which can also be electrified.* Bullrush attempt to move the possibly sparkling vampire and climb into the hovercraft *
1d20+13EDIT: Bye-bye Sparkles.
And to think I tried to help you earlier. Twice.
A good vampire? A vampire with a heart? Gag!
"Say, Robby, do you have any weapons on this thing?"
I've even gone on the Callista Flockhart diet.
What was that tingling sensation earlier? I kinda liked it.
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Open hatch
*stows away in hovecraft trunk*
Dr. Dei, please press the "Shred" button behind your seat. It activates the giant wood chipper that is located in the rear compartment that the Grue mistook for a trunk.
As for the punch, I'll be glad to have Morpheus recommend an anger management seminar for you. In my case, you are lucky that I do not have human emotions.
Hi. Where is said kingdom?I bequeath thee, Algonquin Park. Now, please, get these poodles off my legs.
Give me a live porcupine, a tape recorder, and a dog biscuit and I'll leave you guys alone.
Give me a live porcupine, a tape recorder, and a dog biscuit and I'll leave you guys alone.Hi. Where is said kingdom?I bequeath thee, Algonquin Park. Now, please, get these poodles off my legs.
I'll give you two of each if you'll help us.
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Look hatch
Give me a live porcupine, a tape recorder, and a dog biscuit and I'll leave you guys alone.Hi. Where is said kingdom?I bequeath thee, Algonquin Park. Now, please, get these poodles off my legs.
I don't have a porcupine. Will an echidna or platypus do?
*stows away in hovecraft trunk*Dr. Dei, please press the "Shred" button behind your seat. It activates the giant wood chipper that is located in the rear compartment that the Grue mistook for a trunk.
Grhrrgggraghhrhhgbrbbrbbrbblrbblbbl! SCREEEEEE!!
*scrambles away from blades and clutches to the bottom of the hovercraft*
*chases the hovercraft wondering where the hell all these 'jacks came from*
Give me a live porcupine, a tape recorder, and a dog biscuit and I'll leave you guys alone.Hi. Where is said kingdom?I bequeath thee, Algonquin Park. Now, please, get these poodles off my legs.I'll give you two of each if you'll help us.
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Look hatch
What do you want, Zombies?
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I don't have a porcupine. Will an echidna or platypus do?Give me a live porcupine, a tape recorder, and a dog biscuit and I'll leave you guys alone.Hi. Where is said kingdom?I bequeath thee, Algonquin Park. Now, please, get these poodles off my legs.
Would they survive in our harsh Canadian winter? I mean, look outside, it's only 10 degrees Celsius.
*stows away in hovecraft trunk*Dr. Dei, please press the "Shred" button behind your seat. It activates the giant wood chipper that is located in the rear compartment that the Grue mistook for a trunk.Grhrrgggraghhrhhgbrbbrbbrbblrbblbbl! SCREEEEEE!!
*scrambles away from blades and clutches to the bottom of the hovercraft*
Scraps the top of rock plateau, leaving grue stains behind for half a mile.
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Scraps the top of rock plateau, leaving grue stains behind for half a mile.*stows away in hovecraft trunk*Dr. Dei, please press the "Shred" button behind your seat. It activates the giant wood chipper that is located in the rear compartment that the Grue mistook for a trunk.Grhrrgggraghhrhhgbrbbrbbrbblrbblbbl! SCREEEEEE!!
*scrambles away from blades and clutches to the bottom of the hovercraft*
What, pray tell, is a grue?
What, pray tell, is a grue?Scraps the top of rock plateau, leaving grue stains behind for half a mile.*stows away in hovecraft trunk*Dr. Dei, please press the "Shred" button behind your seat. It activates the giant wood chipper that is located in the rear compartment that the Grue mistook for a trunk.Grhrrgggraghhrhhgbrbbrbbrbblrbblbbl! SCREEEEEE!!
*scrambles away from blades and clutches to the bottom of the hovercraft*
In the Infocom text adventure computer games... the Zork trilogy and a few others... when you tried to walk around in the dark without a light source within one to three moves your game would end as you were torn to shred by grues.
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In the Infocom text adventure computer games... the Zork trilogy and a few others... when you tried to walk around in the dark without a light source within one to three moves your game would end as you were torn to shred by grues.What, pray tell, is a grue?Scraps the top of rock plateau, leaving grue stains behind for half a mile.*stows away in hovecraft trunk*Dr. Dei, please press the "Shred" button behind your seat. It activates the giant wood chipper that is located in the rear compartment that the Grue mistook for a trunk.Grhrrgggraghhrhhgbrbbrbbrbblrbblbbl! SCREEEEEE!!
*scrambles away from blades and clutches to the bottom of the hovercraft*
I'm sorry, Jade, but the correct answer is ...
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
EDIT: Actually, the correct answer is:
[green]You used the word "pray" in a way that I don't understand.[/green]
*carries the $2 million case away and stands with the other Iron Lich models holding cases*
I'm sorry, Jade, but the correct answer is ...
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
EDIT: Actually, the correct answer is:
[green]You used the word "pray" in a way that I don't understand.[/green]
<G> I feel so set up. ;) You must have mastered in Grue Studies.
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<G> I feel so set up. ;) You must have mastered in Grue Studies.I'm sorry, Jade, but the correct answer is ...
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
EDIT: Actually, the correct answer is:
[green]You used the word "pray" in a way that I don't understand.[/green]
Sorry, Jade, ... Say, watch out for that zombie.
Sorry, Jade, ... Say, watch out for that zombie.<G> I feel so set up. ;) You must have mastered in Grue Studies.I'm sorry, Jade, but the correct answer is ...
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
EDIT: Actually, the correct answer is:
[green]You used the word "pray" in a way that I don't understand.[/green]
What's a zombie?
Scraps the top of rock plateau, leaving grue stains behind for half a mile.*stows away in hovecraft trunk*Dr. Dei, please press the "Shred" button behind your seat. It activates the giant wood chipper that is located in the rear compartment that the Grue mistook for a trunk.Grhrrgggraghhrhhgbrbbrbbrbblrbblbbl! SCREEEEEE!!
*scrambles away from blades and clutches to the bottom of the hovercraft*
*bails into a cave*
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What's a zombie?Sorry, Jade, ... Say, watch out for that zombie.<G> I feel so set up. ;) You must have mastered in Grue Studies.I'm sorry, Jade, but the correct answer is ...
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
EDIT: Actually, the correct answer is:
[green]You used the word "pray" in a way that I don't understand.[/green]
[green]>what's a zombie[/green]
[green] I don't know the word "what's".[/green][green]>what is a zombie[/green]
[green]I don't know the word "zombie".[/green]
What's a zombie?Sorry, Jade, ... Say, watch out for that zombie.<G> I feel so set up. ;) You must have mastered in Grue Studies.I'm sorry, Jade, but the correct answer is ...
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
EDIT: Actually, the correct answer is:
[green]You used the word "pray" in a way that I don't understand.[/green]
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*slinks through the darkness, licking its wounds and following the sound of living or unliving flesh*
What's a zombie?A z0mbi3 i5 4 w34k v4ri37y 0f u|\|d34d (r347ur3, 4 (0rp53 r34|\|im473d by m4gi( 0r (3r74i|\| 57r4|\|g3 di534535. T|-|3y 73|\|d 70 b3 510w 4|\|d |\|07 700 5m4r7.
My leet is fr4i1, but I think you just wrote: "A zombie is a weak variety of undead creature, a corpse reanimated by magic or certain strange diseases. They tend to be slow and not too smart."
After trying to decode that over the last two minutes I'm feeling slow and not too smart.
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What's a zombie?
A zombie is a cinematically popular form of undead, usually devilishly handsome (in a rotting flesh sort of way), and envied by most other undead as the pinnacle of the heart-beat challenged. Our favored form of food is brainnnnssss, and we enjoy laying seige to pathetic living people barricaded inside farm houses, malls, etc.
What's a zombie?A zombie is a cinematically popular form of undead, usually devilishly handsome (in a rotting flesh sort of way), and envied by most other undead as the pinnacle of the heart-beat challenged. Our favored form of food is brainnnnssss, and we enjoy laying seige to pathetic living people barricaded inside farm houses, malls, etc.
Sounds noble. As a vegetarian, if I were to convert to zombie-ism could I forgo brain ingestion and simple bite people to pieces without swallowing? If not then I'm considering invites from a wraith clan. Suckling life-force is more my speed. Just ask anyone who's ever had to hold a conversation with me for more than five minutes.
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Sounds noble. As a vegetarian, if I were to convert to zombie-ism could I forgo brain ingestion and simply bite people to pieces without swallowing?What's a zombie?A zombie is a cinematically popular form of undead, usually devilishly handsome (in a rotting flesh sort of way), and envied by most other undead as the pinnacle of the heart-beat challenged. Our favored form of food is brainnnnssss, and we enjoy laying seige to pathetic living people barricaded inside farm houses, malls, etc.
Sounds like an old girlfriend of mine.
Sounds like an old girlfriend of mine.Sounds noble. As a vegetarian, if I were to convert to zombie-ism could I forgo brain ingestion and simply bite people to pieces without swallowing?What's a zombie?A zombie is a cinematically popular form of undead, usually devilishly handsome (in a rotting flesh sort of way), and envied by most other undead as the pinnacle of the heart-beat challenged. Our favored form of food is brainnnnssss, and we enjoy laying seige to pathetic living people barricaded inside farm houses, malls, etc.
Well let's hope she at least got an upset stomach out of the deal.
What's a zombie?A z0mbi3 i5 4 w34k v4ri37y 0f u|\|d34d (r347ur3, 4 (0rp53 r34|\|im473d by m4gi( 0r (3r74i|\| 57r4|\|g3 di534535. T|-|3y 73|\|d 70 b3 510w 4|\|d |\|07 700 5m4r7.My leet is fr4i1, but I think you just wrote: "A zombie is a weak variety of undead creature, a corpse reanimated by magic or certain strange diseases. They tend to be slow and not too smart."
After trying to decode that over the last two minutes I'm feeling slow and not too smart.
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*carries the $2 million case away and stands with the other Iron Lich models holding cases*Releases the rust monster.
Om nom nom!
Y34|-|, 7|-|47'5 pr377y mu(|-| rig|-|7. I |-|0p3 7|-|i5 1337 7|-|i|\|g w34r5 0ff 500|\|.What's a zombie?A z0mbi3 i5 4 w34k v4ri37y 0f u|\|d34d (r347ur3, 4 (0rp53 r34|\|im473d by m4gi( 0r (3r74i|\| 57r4|\|g3 di534535. T|-|3y 73|\|d 70 b3 510w 4|\|d |\|07 700 5m4r7.My leet is fr4i1, but I think you just wrote: "A zombie is a weak variety of undead creature, a corpse reanimated by magic or certain strange diseases. They tend to be slow and not too smart."
After trying to decode that over the last two minutes I'm feeling slow and not too smart.
lol. Me too. That time I could read it straight through.
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