Sumwun get that thar street sweeper gun and hose the varmints with some lead!
Ayup. Reckin' it's the only way to be sure
Bbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
brings in ma, pa, siblings, cousins, uncles, aunts and all 2.6 million off-spring him
Ken vermints be hippehs?
HA!
Vermints! Ya git it?
Ah shor is funneh.
Ah tell you whut, zombeh.
Now stert swattin' them vermints!
I can take care yuir varmint problem for ya. I come with my own bug spray. Ya might want to leave yuir house as it will burn yuir eyes.
I ain't no hippeh ither
Oink, oink-oink, oink. {still hiding under kitchen floorboards, continues quietly eating BLT with extra B}
Fumigates the thread of Vermin
Whut're yew? Sumkinda hippeh?
Durn limey hippeh
Spits
Mah mammeh's pappy wuz in the Overmountain Men at the battle of King's Mountain.
Then he found that cave with the altar in it. Ia! Ia!
Thet's raht, Mammeh. Some day the Elder One is gonna take care o all them hippehs fer good...
Ah'm proud to be an Okie from R'lyehskogee
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, ayup.
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SuperCthulhufragilisticexpiR'lyehdocious!
Um diddle diddle diddle um fhtagn ia ia!
Um diddle diddle diddle um fhtagn ia ia!
Elder Gods?!
{bigger]BLAM![/bigger]
Big hippehs need to stay in bed! Where'd aye put my Elder Sign?
{wanders in, disheveled and clearly lost} Wha-? Oh thank heavens, I've found people at last! Excuse me, you rustic backwoods folk, my iPhone doesn't get a signal out here. Might you direct me toward a restaurant and the nearest Banana Republic?
OWWWWWWWWWWWW! Hey, what'd you do that for?! I'm not that picky, it doesn't have to be a Banana Republic... I'd settle for a Macy's.
{bleeding profusely} Crap! The blood will never come of this shirt or my coat. Do you realize how much I paid for it from J. Peterman?
Ya shot that hippeh good.
Ah tell you whut, wyrm-man.
Ah wuz onedrin if'n we awtuh git uh hippeh hunt goin. Seems lahk theys comin outuh thuh woodwerk.
Ah lahks huntin' hippehs.
Circles the thread high above with much to care about nothing
I think if'n y'all bring me a brace of hippehs, I'll cook us up some hippeh stew
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