First Ever Actual Cursed Gaming Book for Sale Now


3.5/d20/OGL

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You only think I'm kidding.

Anarchist Gamemaster Cookbook is CURSED!

Ask anyone who pre-ordered it - they are already afflicted.


ACK! I've got Scrofula now!

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Gosh, I was going to buy it, but now... Thanks, Nick, you saved me.

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Aubrey the Malformed wrote:
Gosh, I was going to buy it, but now... Thanks, Nick, you saved me.

Damn.

That didn't work out like I thought it would. I guess I'm the only one who likes being cursed. ;-)


It's an honorable offer - where else do you get cursed for only 16.99$

:P

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Nicolas Logue wrote:
Aubrey the Malformed wrote:
Gosh, I was going to buy it, but now... Thanks, Nick, you saved me.

Damn.

That didn't work out like I thought it would. I guess I'm the only one who likes being cursed. ;-)

Well, as classic marketing campaigns go, "Buy this book and get crotch rot!" isn't up there with Tony the Tiger.


I got a notice via email about this, and I'm definitely planning on buying it, but would it be meta of me to ask what the save DC is?

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Is it a curse that gives you awesome demonic powers untill you save like 1000 lives? If so I had that already... it itched..alot.

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Sothmektri wrote:
I got a notice via email about this, and I'm definitely planning on buying it, but would it be meta of me to ask what the save DC is?

DC 25

Not too bad for a high level badass like yourself Sothmektri!

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

I hve two ex-wives, lesser curses have no effect on me.

Liberty's Edge

Matthew Morris wrote:
I hve two ex-wives, lesser curses have no effect on me.

Hah!

I have two ex-wives. A girlfriend who wants to marry me and two kids starting college next fall! I am thrice cursed so this book is nothing.

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Moorluck wrote:
Is it a curse that gives you awesome demonic powers untill you save like 1000 lives? If so I had that already... it itched..alot.

I thought you had to kill 1000 people...f!%@, I'm gonna be cursed forever.


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Hey Nick, if I preorder from your sight, does it charge me now or when the book comes out?

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Jam412 wrote:
Hey Nick, if I preorder from your sight, does it charge me now or when the book comes out?

It charges at the time of pre-order! Good to know! :-)


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Nicolas Logue wrote:
Jam412 wrote:
Hey Nick, if I preorder from your sight, does it charge me now or when the book comes out?
It charges at the time of pre-order! Good to know! :-)

Thank you sir, you are a scholar and an other-worldly, squamous gentleman.


I wanna get cursed!

Even if it means I have to save 1000 people...

You rock, Nick!

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Jam412 wrote:
Nicolas Logue wrote:
Jam412 wrote:
Hey Nick, if I preorder from your sight, does it charge me now or when the book comes out?
It charges at the time of pre-order! Good to know! :-)
Thank you sir, you are a scholar and an other-worldly, squamous gentleman.

I try to be more squamous everyday, everyway. :-)


Yeah! Im cursed!
Errrr... More!

By the way Nicholas, can I have your babies?

Spoiler:

Not in a breeding kind of way, but I've got some debts I wish to settle and they don't exactly use cash there.

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Sissyl wrote:

I wanna get cursed!

Even if it means I have to save 1000 people...

You rock, Nick!

Let the cursing happen!


~rolls a save versus cursing~ CRAP!!! I rolled a 3 plus my bonuses equals a 24. I missed the @*%&##&@ save by a @$%&@&# one? @*%#&$, I am going to be @#%^#* cursing for a @#*&^# long @(%*#&# time! @*#&%@ !!!

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Sharoth wrote:
~rolls a save versus cursing~ CRAP!!! I rolled a 3 plus my bonuses equals a 24. I missed the @*%&##&@ save by a @$%&@&# one? @*%#&$, I am going to be @#%^#* cursing for a @#*&^# long @(%*#&# time! @*#&%@ !!!

Curses come in many forms!

B#%+*

C+*@

F+&!aroo

etc.


Nicolas Logue wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~rolls a save versus cursing~ CRAP!!! I rolled a 3 plus my bonuses equals a 24. I missed the @*%&##&@ save by a @$%&@&# one? @*%#&$, I am going to be @#%^#* cursing for a @#*&^# long @(%*#&# time! @*#&%@ !!!

Curses come in many forms!

b!~%*

c@@~

f@~#aroo

etc.

Shut the #*@& up! You #*&#@* cursed me! I will get even you @*&#^%*@&&#^&@^*$#^*@^#&* !!!

Spoiler:
~GRINS~


Now all I need is a dybbuk box to keep it in.

I'll get it some time.....right now I'm cursed wit' various and expensive repair bills.

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Now all I need is a dybbuk box to keep it in.

I'll get it some time.....right now I'm cursed wit' various and expensive repair bills.

Whoa...that's pretty cool. I need em one of dem dybbuk boxes!

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Now all I need is a dybbuk box to keep it in.

I'll get it some time.....right now I'm cursed wit' various and expensive repair bills.

Ok, that's creepy, and I'm not sure if it's counterable.

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Matthew Morris wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Now all I need is a dybbuk box to keep it in.

I'll get it some time.....right now I'm cursed wit' various and expensive repair bills.

Ok, that's creepy, and I'm not sure if it's counterable.

Ugh. Repair Bills. Ugh.

Car?

I am so happy I don't own a car anymore. They eat the money! Curse them!

Dark Archive

I am cursed too!
It's the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine!

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Now all I need is a dybbuk box to keep it in.

Wow. What a find. It's quite a long read, but really captivating and creepy.


yoda8myhead wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Now all I need is a dybbuk box to keep it in.
Wow. What a find. It's quite a long read, but really captivating and creepy.

It touched my imagination and gave me good ideas for some horror themed monsters and spirits.


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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Now all I need is a dybbuk box to keep it in.

I'll get it some time.....right now I'm cursed wit' various and expensive repair bills.

Wow, this was really creepy. I actually got kind of scared reading it!


What are we looking at for page count?

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Brian E. Harris wrote:
What are we looking at for page count?

It will be at least 60 pages...but potentially much much more (hence the low pre-order price).


How much for the anarchy d20? :-)

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Ashkecker wrote:
How much for the anarchy d20? :-)

Ha! Many have asked the same question...must make it happen now! :-)

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