Fun with profiles

[Celestial Healer]

I was poking around people's profiles, and I realized that I don't do that nearly enough. I highly recommend it.

Did everyone know that Aberzombie has a profile for every one of his aliases? It's true. Vomit Guy's was... inspirational.

[Malevolent Blob]

Celestial Healer wrote:

I was poking around people's profiles, and I realized that I don't do that nearly enough. I highly recommend it.

If there's any poking to be done, I'm all up for it.

[Cranky McOldGuy]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Did everyone know that Aberzombie has a profile for every one of his aliases?

I always knew there was something wrong with that kid!

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Jimmy-Joe Hayseed wrote:

Ah reckon so.

Did you know that your misspelling of "country" in this profile was filtered for profanity?

[BlueBird of Happiness]

Personally, I think he just needs a little love.

[Peace LVR]

Yeah, dude! All you need is luv!

And maybe a few shrooms...

[Secretlyreplacedwith]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Did everyone know that Aberzombie has a profile for every one of his aliases?

Please tell me you're not encouraging everyone to be more like Aberzombie.

Seriously!?!

Aberzombie!?!

[Joe Biden]

Why doesn't anyone ever want to be more like me?

[Hillary]

And why does everyone expect me to be more like Bill?

Seriously?!?

Bill?!?

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Jimmy-Joe Hayseed wrote:

Ah reckon so.

Did you know that your misspelling of "country" in this profile was filtered for profanity?

May therd grade teechur wuz Miss Pally, but Ah ain't nevuh had no teechur named Miss Pelling.

[Vomit Guy]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Vomit Guy's was... inspirational.

It was?

Sploooorrrrtch!

[Hungry Jack]

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

[Potato Slaad]

I’M A LEAN, MEAN, CHAOS MACHINE!!!

[Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law]

Smites the Slaad

[Callous Jack]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Did everyone know that Aberzombie has a profile for every one of his aliases? It's true. Vomit Guy's was... inspirational.

Shhh, don't encourage him.

[Wally Wabbit]

Kill da Kobold!

[Celestial Healer]

Hungry Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

So... Please tell me you copy and paste that every time you post that blurb. Please don't tell me it's memorized.

[CourtFool]

How else would you know who your nemesis is?

[Hungry Jack]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

So... Please tell me you copy and paste that every time you post that blurb. Please don't tell me it's memorized.

I actually have a Word file filled with Hungry Jack Standards. They've even got the brackets for putting Hungry Jack in bold, already in place.

The only time I have to do the bolding myself is if I post a recipe.

[Aberzombie]

I heard a rumor that a certain slaad does the same thing.

[Potato Slaad]

CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!

[Frank the Mime]

....

[Dennis the Peasant]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Did everyone know that Aberzombie has a profile for every one of his aliases?

What I object to is you automatically treating me like an inferior. "Oh, don't listen to him! He's just an alias!"

[Celestial Healer]

I'm way behind on my profiles. Most of mine just have a sentence or two.

[Aberzombie]

It's a habit I got into when I first started creating aliases. I enjoy coming up with creative profiles.

[Gagvoyle]

Are we still posting here?

[Celestial Healer]

We should be!

[Callous Jack]

Gagvoyle wrote:

Are we still posting here?

*swat*

Oops, sorry, thought you were someone else.

[CourtFool]

Callous Jack wrote:

*swat*

Oops, sorry, thought you were someone else.

Hey, the redirect feat really does work!

[Attack Goblin #23]

A dog! Kill! Burn!

[CourtFool]

Attack Goblin #23 wrote:

A dog! Kill! Burn!

Catch first.

Hey Clinically Depressed Poodle! Look! A French goblin!

Yap! Yap! Yap!

[Attack Goblin #23]

It move! Run away!!!!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

CourtFool wrote:

Hey Clinically Depressed Poodle! Look! A French goblin!

Yap! Yap! Yap!

Grrrrr......

[IamSpartacus]

I'm not even sure why I exist anymore.

[The Old Man of the Mountains]

I'm the old man of the mountains...and I don't want you pokin' around in my profile!

[CourtFool]

IamSpartacus wrote:

I'm not even sure why I exist anymore.

The creator has left the building.

[Turbonium Dragon]

IamSpartacus wrote:

I'm not even sure why I exist anymore.

I think someone mentioned a Turbonium Dragon in a thread once, and....here I am.

[Ninzombie]

ghostshuffles into thread and throws some bone shuriken around

[My Eyes Are Boobs]

I just looked at the profile for this alter ego and reading the profile has me scratching my head. I must have created it for a one-time use. Either that or I'm not well.

[Celestial Healer]

My Eyes Are Boobs wrote:

I just looked at the profile for this alter ego and reading the profile has me scratching my head. I must have created it for a one-time use. Either that or I'm not well.

Combination of the two?

[Xaaon of Xen'Drik]

I keep track of all my PbPs and interesting links on mine.

[Le French Chef!]

Tres bien!

[L'il Debbull]

Celestial Healer wrote:

My Eyes Are Boobs wrote:

I just looked at the profile for this alter ego and reading the profile has me scratching my head. I must have created it for a one-time use. Either that or I'm not well.

Combination of the two?

Certainly possible.

[ChrisRevocateur]

Potato Slaad wrote:

CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!

I ain't listenin to you!

[Xabulba]

Some times all you need is a name.

[William Shakespear]

What's in a name?

Even a name won't keep some Oxfordian snot from trying to make off with your life's work...

[Xabulba]

William Shakespear wrote:

What's in a name?

Even a name won't keep some Oxfordian snot from trying to make off with your life's work...

Francis Bacon called, he wants his sonnets back.

[William Shakespear]

Speak the devil's name...

[ChrisRevocateur]

Peace LVR wrote:

Yeah, dude! All you need is luv!

And maybe a few shrooms...

I'm a fan of LSD myself.