| Full Name |
Hillary "I'm Secretary of State Not Bill" Clinton |
| Race |
Half-Fiend |
| Classes/Levels |
Politician 10/Bitter Shrew 5 |
| Gender |
Female |
| Special Abilities |
Political Survival |
| Alignment |
Lawful Evil |
| Deity |
Me, Myself, and I |
| Location |
Whatever power structure I can worm my way into |
| Languages |
Power |
| Occupation |
Politician for life |
| Strength |
12 |
| Dexterity |
17 |
| Constitution |
15 |
| Intelligence |
18 |
| Wisdom |
15 |
| Charisma |
10 |
About Hillary
Let's get one thing straight: I am NOT Bill!
Hell, that pathetic loser would still be chasing skirts in Alabama as Governor if it wasn't for me. I made him what he was. I was his drive, his ambition, his spine. I gave the world 8 years of Bill!!!
And what kind of thanks do I get?
Some "community organizer" with less experience in politics than Chelsea comes out of nowhere to steal what I rightfully earned! And I get to be Secretary of State and have snot-nosed little punks ask me what Bill thinks! Oh joy!
But I'm not bitter or anything.
