| Full Name | Theodore the Imaginary Turbonium Dragon | 
			
			
				
					| Race | Dragon (Turbonium, Imaginary) | 
			
			
				
					| Classes/Levels | Sorcerer 7 | 
			
			
				
					| Gender | Male | 
			
			
				
					| Size | Really Big | 
			
			
			
				
					| Special Abilities | Induce Paranoid Delusion, Deadly Mayonnaise Breath | 
			
			
			
			
				
					| Location | Belgium | 
			
			
				
					| Languages | Draconic, Dutch, French, German | 
			
			
				
					| Occupation | Imaginary conspiracy enforcer | 
			
			
			
				
					| Strength | 40 | 
			
			
				
					| Dexterity | 23 | 
			
			
				
					| Constitution | 45 | 
			
			
				
					| Intelligence | 36 | 
			
			
				
					| Wisdom | 34 | 
			
			
				
					| Charisma | 22 | 
			
		
	 
	
		About Turbonium Dragon
		Some people seem to think I'm part of some vast, Belgian conspiracy involving mayonnaise.  Seriously?  Mayonnaise?
I don't know what your talking about.