Hi, I'm the generic half-elven dual class ranger. My other class is ranger.
Edit: Make that Ranger 4/Ranger 4/Druid 4/Druid 4
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The thing his he will use the APs in his own campaigns but won't even order it for us, I used to always go through him for anything, untill he started this crap. Oh well, his loss and I get to come online and meet all these fine, and disturbed, folks. :)My (not so)FLGS still refuses to carry Paizo product. He claims that nobody plays anything but 4e, am I nobody? According to the local BAM and B&N, they can't keep it on the shelf..... Hmmmmm, Nobody must have a lot of spare cash to be buying all the stuff for himself.Hey, it's a gaming store. Like most gaming stores, it's probably run by a fellow nerd. If there's one thing I've learnt from my time lurking on this fine internet, nerds usually rationalize their dislike for something with facts that aren't actually true. (See: every flipping flame war on this site)
Welcome to the boards, Moorluck! Lilith may or may not be around shortly with cookies.
I'm pretty sure Sharoth's hoard is at the end of a rainbow.
Hi, I'm the generic half-elven dual class ranger. My other class is ranger.
Oh hello, if you just go right over there our In House Munchkin Handler will see you get your door prize.
Hey I maybe insane, but I'm not crazy.
Hi, I'm the generic half-elven dual class ranger. My other class is ranger.Oh hello, if you just go right over there our In House Munchkin Handler will see you get your door prize.
Hullo thar, you sure got a purdy mouf.
The thing his he will use the APs in his own campaigns but won't even order it for us, I used to always go through him for anything, untill he started this crap. Oh well, his loss and I get to come online and meet all these fine, and disturbed, folks. :)My (not so)FLGS still refuses to carry Paizo product. He claims that nobody plays anything but 4e, am I nobody? According to the local BAM and B&N, they can't keep it on the shelf..... Hmmmmm, Nobody must have a lot of spare cash to be buying all the stuff for himself.Hey, it's a gaming store. Like most gaming stores, it's probably run by a fellow nerd. If there's one thing I've learnt from my time lurking on this fine internet, nerds usually rationalize their dislike for something with facts that aren't actually true. (See: every flipping flame war on this site)
Well then, he's just mistaken over how well Paizo stuff will sell then. I really can't blame him for that. After all, FLGSs don't exactly have high profit margins in the best of times.
Hullo thar, you sure got a purdy mouf.Hi, I'm the generic half-elven dual class ranger. My other class is ranger.Oh hello, if you just go right over there our In House Munchkin Handler will see you get your door prize.
I'm sure my dire wolf, two regular wolves, and panther animal companions can handle a redneck like you. ;)
911, 911! Police, help!
And he could have a shark in his moat he occasionally jumps with his horse named Harley ..Ok, why not? And then he can go to a Wizard School, named Pigblister, with his friends Don and Herhiney. Maybe then he will meet a guy loving vamp covered in glitter who goes by Fredward, then he'll fall thru a dinner glass to Wonderful Land, where he meets the Amazing SpiderHam, AKA Peter Porker! :D
Oddly enough, that's the plot to the next "__ Movie" movie. Now just to get a few Z-list actors and references to movies that I've seen the trailers for, and it'll be like printing money!
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And he could have a shark in his moat he occasionally jumps with his horse named Harley ..Ok, why not? And then he can go to a Wizard School, named Pigblister, with his friends Don and Herhiney. Maybe then he will meet a guy loving vamp covered in glitter who goes by Fredward, then he'll fall thru a dinner glass to Wonderful Land, where he meets the Amazing SpiderHam, AKA Peter Porker! :DHis friends Don and Herhiney.
Herhiney? o.O
Whats wrong with Herhiney? I think it's a cute hiney. ;)
I'm sure my dire wolf, two regular wolves, and panther animal companions can handle a redneck like you. ;)Hullo thar, you sure got a purdy mouf.Hi, I'm the generic half-elven dual class ranger. My other class is ranger.Oh hello, if you just go right over there our In House Munchkin Handler will see you get your door prize.
Do you have two scimitars, one life-stealing and one vorpal?
911, 911! Police, help!
Ah used ta be a poeleese mun. Ya' wanna see mah nightstick?
I'm sure my dire wolf, two regular wolves, and panther animal companions can handle a redneck like you. ;)Hullo thar, you sure got a purdy mouf.Hi, I'm the generic half-elven dual class ranger. My other class is ranger.Oh hello, if you just go right over there our In House Munchkin Handler will see you get your door prize.Do you have two scimitars, one life-stealing and one vorpal?
Nope, I have a life stealing scimitar and a longbow of slaying, which through my excellent skill at feat selection, I can fire one handed.
I'm sure my dire wolf, two regular wolves, and panther animal companions can handle a redneck like you. ;)Hullo thar, you sure got a purdy mouf.Hi, I'm the generic half-elven dual class ranger. My other class is ranger.Oh hello, if you just go right over there our In House Munchkin Handler will see you get your door prize.
Ya' ain't meanin' those fuzzy thangs Ah had makin' piggy noises do ya'?
Yeah, 'bout them.... they ain't commin' ta help ya'.....sugar lips|
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Oddly enough, that's the plot to the next "__ Movie" movie. Now just to get a few Z-list actors and references to movies that I've seen the trailers for, and it'll be like printing money!And he could have a shark in his moat he occasionally jumps with his horse named Harley ..Ok, why not? And then he can go to a Wizard School, named Pigblister, with his friends Don and Herhiney. Maybe then he will meet a guy loving vamp covered in glitter who goes by Fredward, then he'll fall thru a dinner glass to Wonderful Land, where he meets the Amazing SpiderHam, AKA Peter Porker! :D
Oh.... so I can stop printing these 20 dollar bills in my basement now?
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I just posted on the wall! It was pretty sweet .. :)HOLY CRAP!
I just won the signed Core Rulebook on the Facebook page! \m/
Monkey FTW!
Congratulations! Who was giving away the rulebook? Paizo? What'd you have to do?
Yeah, I don't have a FLGS so I was out of the running early. We do have a WoTC outpost that also sells beads and hookas.
<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?
Ah ain't real picky like. Any a you fellas wanna play hide the lumber with ol' Dill?
Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
He's mine! Step off, b***+!
No seriously. Ah gots this 'ere tree Ah hide in the woods and you gots ta' go find it.
mine!
mine!!!
Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!
You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.
I sed he was mine! Stoopid lepercon!
Now Ah thinks Dill may be even more twisted than lil' ol' me.
Now Ah thinks Dill may be even more twisted than lil' ol' me.I'd like for both of you to get out of my head..... you're giving me nightmares!
Than Why'd ya' create us fer then?
You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!
I heard you ain't got the balls.
F%#@ing f+%&ers!
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Than Why'd ya' create us fer then?Now Ah thinks Dill may be even more twisted than lil' ol' me.I'd like for both of you to get out of my head..... you're giving me nightmares!
I was on pain meds? To get you out of my head? Because I have no sense?
How the heck should I know? I'm just the crazy guy!
mine byoch!
La la la la la la!
PUT THE LOTION IN TEH BASKET!!!!!
mine byoch!
What the f#&& is wrong with you?
You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!
I heard you ain't got the balls.
*Drops two 10 pound bowling balls on SUS's head.*
Well, Ah reckon ya' gots mahn now. Harharhar.
PUT THE LOTION IN TEH BASKET!!!!!
How 'bouts Ah puts the loshun in yer basket?
mine byoch!What the f*~~ is wrong with you?
heh....yer teh one that got polymairphed into a dretch for stealin' outta Omalley the White Necromancer's medicine cabinet!
You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!
I heard you ain't got the balls.
*Drops two 10 pound bowling balls on SUS's head.*
Well, Ah reckon ya' gots mahn now. Harharhar.
<Balls bounce harmlessly off head>
Mama got me an adamantium plate for my skull.
heh....yer teh one that got polymairphed into a dretch for stealin' outta Omalley the White Necromancer's medicine cabinet!mine byoch!What the f*~~ is wrong with you?
I just f@%!in wanted something to f+*%in drink. Is that so f%&&in wrong? Stupid m+$@&%##!$!#!
PUT THE LOTION IN TEH BASKET!!!!!How 'bouts Ah puts the loshun in yer basket?
I am the Leprechaun. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
Good, David. I'm pulling for ya.
Moorluck: some folks don't deserve to remain in business. Good, let them go and make room for enterprising folk like our David.
You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>
I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.
He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!
I heard you ain't got the balls.
*Drops two 10 pound bowling balls on SUS's head.*
Well, Ah reckon ya' gots mahn now. Harharhar.
<Balls bounce harmlessly off head>
Mama got me an adamantium plate for my skull.
Yup, yer momma sure did luv you. She wern't a bad lookin thang neither.... she wuz a really bad lookin' thang!! Harharharhar!