!!! BANE'D !!!
That link is full of awesome.
As for katanas, I believe they should deal 1d10 damage (plus modifiers for strength bonus) and require exotic weapon proficiency. They should provide a +1 bonus to attack due to their masterwork quality and in all other ways be equivalent to a masterwork bastard sword, except in name and shape.
Ninjas should not be allowed to carry katanas and instead should use the ninja-to. The ninja-to should be a 1d6 slashing weapon with the Deceptive Draw ability and otherwise have the same mechanics as a shortsword and should not have an inherent masterwork quality in its craftsmanship. The ninja-to should use a full-length scabbard and require the exotic weapons proficiency feat for non-ninjas, but be included on the ninja's list of proficient weapons. The ninja-to scabbard's extra length may be used to store shurikens, smoke pellets, a dagger, or other miscellaneous supplies that can fit in the space.
Deceptive Draw: A weapon with this ability can be used to deny a target its Dexterity bonus to AC if an attack is made with it in the same round it is drawn from its matching scabbard while the attacker is within melee range of the target and so long as the enemy has not seen the attacking character in combat with the weapon before. (The full-length scabbard deceives the victim into thinking the sword takes longer to draw than it does.) This denial of the DEX bonus to AC is enough to allow a ninja character to gain Sudden Strike against the victim for the duration of the round in which the weapon was drawn in melee. Note that this benefit does not function if the weapon is drawn as part of another move action unless that action is from one threatening square to another for the same target. For this reason, the Quick Draw feat is recommended for characters who wish to make use of the weapon's Deceptive Draw capability.
(The Deceptive Strike property would also allow for Sneak Attacks rather than Sudden Strikes, but the conditions for a Sudden Strike are harder to meet than those for a Sneak Attack.)
Heh. But that's just my take on it. (I have no idea if ninjato is posted somewhere, that's just what I made-up based on the Wikipedia entry for the weapon.)
It is clear no one has posted the real topics that get you banned.
Come on, do it, I double dare you.
!!! BANE'D !!!
That link is full of awesome.
As for katanas, I believe they should deal 1d10 damage (plus modifiers for strength bonus) and require exotic weapon proficiency. They should provide a +1 bonus to attack due to their masterwork quality and in all other ways be equivalent to a masterwork bastard sword, except in name and shape.
Ninjas should not be allowed to carry katanas and instead should use the ninja-to. The ninja-to should be a 1d6 slashing weapon with the Deceptive Draw ability and otherwise have the same mechanics as a shortsword and should not have an inherent masterwork quality in its craftsmanship. The ninja-to should use a full-length scabbard and require the exotic weapons proficiency feat for non-ninjas, but be included on the ninja's list of proficient weapons. The ninja-to scabbard's extra length may be used to store shurikens, smoke pellets, a dagger, or other miscellaneous supplies that can fit in the space.
Deceptive Draw: A weapon with this ability can be used to deny a target its Dexterity bonus to AC if an attack is made with it in the same round it is drawn from its matching scabbard while the attacker is within melee range of the target and so long as the enemy has not seen the attacking character in combat with the weapon before. (The full-length scabbard deceives the victim into thinking the sword takes longer to draw than it does.) This denial of the DEX bonus to AC is enough to allow a ninja character to gain Sudden Strike against the victim for the duration of the round in which the weapon was drawn in melee. Note that this benefit does not function if the weapon is drawn as part of another move action unless that action is from one threatening square to another for the same target. For this reason, the Quick Draw feat is recommended for characters who wish to make use of the weapon's Deceptive Draw capability.
(The Deceptive Draw property would also allow for Sneak Attacks rather than Sudden Strikes, but the conditions for a Sudden Strike are harder to meet than those for a Sneak Attack.)
Heh. But that's just my take on it. (I have no idea if ninjato is posted somewhere, that's just what I made-up based on the Wikipedia entry for the weapon.)
Kobold Cleaver you have been 'baned.'...
DoveArrow, you have been 'dubed as annoying'
;) ...
Now now, you two. Behave yourself Kobold Cleaver, you rougish scamp. Can't you see she's blushing (or maybe that's a little too much rogue on her cheeks)?
Kobold Cleaveer, you have been 'duded' as ornery.
Reason: For failing to fail your failure of... you smell!
Date when dude will be released: When you've thought long and hard about what you've done.
Kobold Cleaveer, you have been 'duded' as ornery.
{sips White Russian} Congrats KC! I didn't know they Dude-d dudes... must be like a knighthood or something.
Date when dude will be released: When you've thought long and hard about what you've done.
Hey man, don't put me in the pokey -- I didn't do anything wrong. I'm only here 'cause these nihlist poodles broke in and peed on my rug.
I wonder if this would get me banned...
*strips naked and runs in circles around the thread*
Weeee...!!!
Hey, watch that flag, that ain't no flag hole!
Hey, watch that flag, that ain't no flag hole!
~Flags the Frog~ Take that you vile fiend!
~Flags the Frog~ Take that you vile fiend!Hey, watch that flag, that ain't no flag hole!
I better not wind the flames anymore...
I better not wind the flames anymore...~Flags the Frog~ Take that you vile fiend!Hey, watch that flag, that ain't no flag hole!
~drags the Frog off to the Chatroom to abuse him in public~
You mean 'flaged and baned'.Flagged and baned.I wonder if this would get me banned...
*strips naked and runs in circles around the thread*
Weeee...!!!
No, I think he meant flogged and baned.
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No, I think he meant floged and baned.You mean 'flaged and baned'.Flagged and baned.I wonder if this would get me banned...
*strips naked and runs in circles around the thread*
Weeee...!!!
Fixed it for you. :)
"Why women shouldn't be dungeon masters."
Yeah. As someone who frequented the Astrid's Parlor messageboard, I think I'd have to flame the heck out of you for that one. ;)
*strips naked and runs in circles around the thread*
Weeee...!!!
"Why women shouldn't be dungeon masters."Yeah. As someone who frequented the Astrid's Parlor messageboard, I think I'd have to flame the heck out of you for that one. ;)
Yeah, well, chicks is dumb.
Topic: Why Pathfinder RPG is full of Fail (examples provided)
Topic: Why Did Paizo Quality Tank? (exposition on money grubbing upper management)
Topic: The Truth Behind the Silencing of Vomit Guy (Paizo facism rears its ugly head)
Topic: Lisa Stevens, Unable to Play Nice (communist sympathizer and CEO)
Topic: Species Discrimination: Why Paizo Hates Camelids
*strips naked and runs in circles around the thread*
Weeee...!!!
Should had seen that one coming...
Should had seen that one coming...
Could be worse... as a frog, you still have three legs ready with no waiting
{blows dog whistle to summon more Poodles}
Topic: Lisa Stevens, Unable to Play Nice (communist sympathizer and CEO)I knew it!
I have a list!
Thread topics:
"Republican hypocrisy"
"Why Democrats are a bunch of wimpy tree-hugging hippies"
"Democratic corruption"
"I hate George Bush"
"I hate Nelson Mandela"
"I hate _____ (insert name here)"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (the useless trying to break the forums with holding down a key in your post thread)"
"Wizards of the Coast sucks"
"The swearing thread"
"Gays are abominations"
"Politics are immoral"
"Let's blow up DC!"
"How to make your own bomb"
"Easy ways to commit homicide"
"How to kill yourself"
"The orgy thread"
"_______ (insert game here) sucks"
"Anyone who doesn't speak American needs to go to another site"
"Should Paizo get ads?"
See ya after my temp ban.
PRPG's Rejection of Gygaxian Naturalism
3.75: The Money Grab
Why Gamists Are Destroying the Hobby
Dramatists: Community Theatre Dropouts or Bunch of B!tchy Little Girls?
Simulationists: The Great 'Realism' Debate
Why [insert martial art OP took at the Y] is better than [randomly select some other martial art]
Any thread concerning the damage of a particular fire arm.
Thread topics:** spoiler omitted **
See ya after my temp ban.
Wow, I killed that dead.
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Wow, I killed that dead.Thread topics:** spoiler omitted **
See ya after my temp ban.I have to admit, I wouldn't have thought that that would create such a huge mess of the messageboards (and I know you didn't either).
Edit: That was an awfully quick thread-locking, though.
It was nowhere near fast enough. Like 5 minutes at least. I wonder how Teter mods at night.
Edit: Not that I'm advocating any nighttime attempts to screw up the boards.
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Wow, I killed that dead.Thread topics:** spoiler omitted **
See ya after my temp ban.I have to admit, I wouldn't have thought that that would create such a huge mess of the messageboards (and I know you didn't either).
Edit: That was an awfully quick thread-locking, though.
It was nowhere near fast enough. Like 5 minutes at least. I wonder how Teter mods at night.
Edit: Not that I'm advocating any nighttime attempts to screw up the boards.
There. I just bumped a whole load of Off-topic threads so that yours isn't in the fold anymore, and it shouldn't throw off anyone's screens unless they actually open the full list of OTD threads.
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There. I just bumped a whole load of Off-topic threads so that yours isn't in the fold anymore, and it shouldn't throw off anyone's screens unless they actually open the full list of OTD threads.Wow, I killed that dead.Thread topics:** spoiler omitted **
See ya after my temp ban.I have to admit, I wouldn't have thought that that would create such a huge mess of the messageboards (and I know you didn't either).
Edit: That was an awfully quick thread-locking, though.
It was nowhere near fast enough. Like 5 minutes at least. I wonder how Teter mods at night.
Edit: Not that I'm advocating any nighttime attempts to screw up the boards.
Yeah, Teter cut the title down to 4 "A"s. Thanks for the effort though.
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Yeah, Teter cut the title down to 4 "A"s. Thanks for the effort though.There. I just bumped a whole load of Off-topic threads so that yours isn't in the fold anymore, and it shouldn't throw off anyone's screens unless they actually open the full list of OTD threads.Wow, I killed that dead.Thread topics:** spoiler omitted **
See ya after my temp ban.I have to admit, I wouldn't have thought that that would create such a huge mess of the messageboards (and I know you didn't either).
Edit: That was an awfully quick thread-locking, though.
It was nowhere near fast enough. Like 5 minutes at least. I wonder how Teter mods at night.
Edit: Not that I'm advocating any nighttime attempts to screw up the boards.
On the recent posts column to the left he did, but not on the full list... you still had to scroll way to the right to find the most recent post on the various threads.
Hi all.
Topic: Why all you role-playing gamers are going to (insert your H*ll).
Topic: Why you shouldn't try a human autopsy on some one who is still alive...
Topic: How to destroy the world in 3 days.
This thread is getting a little scary.
Sexual applications for a d4.
Sexual applications for a d4.
As I was saying.
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